Don Peyote Page #6

You wanna die of boredom

or you wanna die of stress?

That's what a citizen

has as options.

We need, uh,

some mad genius to change things.

Yeah. You think

that might be me?

Well,

you don't really look the, uh, part.

Thanks.

Good night, man.

Hey.

Good night, Warren.

Warren had lost everything.

Sleep tight, Warren.

The year 2012

had come and gone...

and yet, his documentary

remained incomplete,

a shambles

of incoherent footage...

stranded somewhere

on Balance's hard drives.

Yet, in a funny way,

he was free.

He had no obligations

and nothing left to lose.

The world was his oyster.

Listen, Warren.

You gotta take me with you.

Please.

This place is full of nuts.

Doc, please.

Shut the f*** up. Okay? Okay?

Warren, listen.

What you're experiencing is very typical.

You've had a rough...

rough injury there on the digits.

You're gonna lose dexterity.

Let me get this for you.

Listen.

Thank you. Thanks, Doc.

Good show.

Get out of here.

Remember.

Keep up the exercises.

Huh? Dial.

Sh*t.

Okay. Okay.

All right, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

Okay. Okay.

Let's go.

Okay. Ow.

Oh, sh*t.

Who's there?

Warren. Warren.

Warren.

What are you doing here, man?

I came to bust you out, brother.

You got your equipment

and everything.

Yeah. I came prepared.

Do you have a car? I took the sewer.

I crawled through the sewer.

Come on. Let's... get out of here.

Get out. Go, go.

Halt.

What the f***?

Balance,

there's f***ing people watching this.

Yeah, yeah. Get a good look, a**holes.

This is my f***in' life

you're judging.

Yeah. You think this

is f***in' easy for me?

I'm s...

Um...

Look at you.

It is tough to be

this guy's agent sometimes.

I can tell you that much.

Oh, Dan.

He wrote it.

Yes. So it's no one's

fault but his own.

Oh. Jesus.

Back in the theater.

Hey. Hey.

With the frickin popcorn.

Stupid. You should be

ashamed of yourselves.

Sorry.

So if you could just

roll due north,

that would be awesome possum.

Thank you, sir. Possum?

What street you going to?

Just keep heading north for now.

Jesus Christ. Of all the son

of a b*tches in New York,

I gotta get stuck

with these two.

Together again.

Think about it.

Three months you're away

and on the same night...

that you're breaking out,

I come to bust you out.

I mean, what are the chances?

I was in there

for three f***ing months?

Well, I had to get all my ducks

in order and stuff like that.

Don't worry, my brother.

The universe is conspiring...

in your favor now.

Now.

Now.

Humans

feel like they're above...

everything else on this

planet, but we're not.

We're connected to this planet

like everything else is...

and everything works together.

This is good.

This is really good.

I mean, it's like...

powerful.

You're, like, an editor now,

and sh*t.

That's cool.

Thank you, man. Thank you.

And friends are

the new currency.

And they are the only way we're

gonna make it through this.

I feel like we need

something big, you know?

A big climax.

Something big at the end.

You just assume...

We gotta go to...

Punta Maldanado.

Punta Maldanado?

Yeah.

What's Punta Maldanado?

Please wake up, sir.

Please wake up, sir.

We're here. We're here, sir.

Point Maldanado, sir.

What?

Point Maldanado.

What the f***?

Point Maldanado?

Yeah.

Point Maldanado.

Yes, sir.

Sir, please swipe the card.

Where's my friend?

Who?

My buddy, man.

The guy... The guy

with the grappling hook, man.

Balance.

Please. $272.00.

Bal...

It's $272.00.

Please, sir.

Take your hands off me.

Okay?

Do I... Do I look like

I have any money?

Do I look like I have any money?

I just got out of a hospital!

Come on.

What'd you do with my f***in' friend?

Where is he?

Who?

What'd you f***in' do with him?

Who are you talking about, man?

Please pay me.

My friend!

Where the hell is he?

Who are you talking...

Don't push me.

Don't f***in' push me.

You pushing me?

I'm seriou...

Get the f*** back from me!

I'm serious.

You f***in' serious?

Yes.

You saying to me

you're f***in' serious?

F***in' that's it.

That's it. Citizen's arrest.

You're going to call the cops?

Call the police.

You call the cops on me?

Help me!

You call the police on me?

Where's the Point

Maldanado police?

- You call the police on me?

- Yeah.

Oh, f***.

Uh, hello, everyone.

I don't mean to alarm you.

Uh, I just... had an accident.

Ah, prego?

Um, hi. How are you?

- Uh, I was wondering if you had a phone...

- No.

What?

Does anybody here speak English?

Oh, whoa.

You got the whole... The eye and the...

The Eye of...

Eye of Horus.

Authorities

are now looking for this man,

Warren Allman, age 36.

Seen here escaping from a mental

hospital...

late last night.

Yeah?

What's the matter?

Take it outside.

...guard to the intensive

care unit with two cracked ribs.

If you see this man...

On the street.

Go ahead.

To the left. Side of the building.

And thank you.

No. To the left.

Side of the building to the left.

Hey, what you want?

Now the sun walks away

Can I help you with something?

Get back here!

Where you going, you freaking lunatic?

And I have reached

A new kind of love 9-1-7-2-7-9...

That I never thought I

could reach 2-4-8-2.

I'm sorry, sir.

That number is

no longer in service.

Are you sure?

Oh, f***.

Could you please try it again?

Or is there another listing?

It's my fiance and I'm

having a bit of an emergency.

And if you can do me

this favor please.

Could you try the number again?

I don't know

how it got this way

I don't know

how it got this way

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh,

ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh,

ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh, ooh

I don't know

how it got this way

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Shi...

Yes, sir.

Oh!

Yes.

Hello. Hello.

Oh, God. It's so good

to see you, Captain Kangaroo.

What do we need?

Listen.

When's the next trip

to New York, my good man?

You're not gonna get

a train from here, sir.

It doesn't go anywhere.

What the f*** is that?

This train does

not go to New York.

It's a museum train.

I mean, what the f*** is this?

What the f*** are

these tickets for?

Well, that's for the train.

It doesn't move!

You have to take a bus, sir.

Every two days there's

a bus from Phoenicia.

Where the f*** is Phoenicia?

Phoenicia is over that

mountain on the other side.

F*** me.

See ya later.

Ooh.

Uh, I'm walking up.

What the f***?

Hello?

Hey, dude.

Dude.

What are you doing

down there, man?

Dude,

you'll get f***ed up by bears.

Please. Please not now.

Seriously. Some dumb b*tch

got her face eaten off.

Yeah. You shouldn't

be down there, man.

Were you on the run?

I just wanna get

some rest please.

It's not safe.

Were you on the run?

I so wanna go back to New York.

Yeah?

What the f***? Hey.

We just spent the summer in Central Park.

Yeah. We did.

It was awesome.

Yeah.

Hi.

Hi.

You... You guys are

from Central Park?

Yeah. Up

in the canopy.

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