Dope
I just read that money
as we know it is dead.
Soon the world is only gonna buy
and sell products using Bitcoins.
It's like
a complicated math equation.
So, one day we're gonna buy things
with numbers from a math equation?
Dope, right?
Malcolm Adekanbi is a geek.
Malcolm lives with his single mother
and has only one memory of his father.
Malcolm lives
in Inglewood, California,
in the Darby-Dixon neighborhood
referred to as The Bottoms.
Give me your bike,
nigga!
Malcolm's friends,
Jib and Diggy, are also geeks.
Yo.
Sh*t.
All I want to do is a zoom,
zoom, zoom and the boom, boom.
Word.
Malcolm, Jib and Diggy...
are all deeply obsessed
with '90s hip-hop culture,
submerging themselves
in the music,
watching old Yo! MTV Raps
episodes for fashion tips...
and using the slang.
Huh? Bro, that sh*t was whack.
- What?
- They were biting Brand Nubian.
That's not even possible.
Jackpot, niggas.
Gushy, gushy.
Mmm!
Oh, did I mention
that Diggy was a lesbian?
Although from the way she dresses, you
might not have noticed she's a girl.
Save her, Lord! Yo, hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Every Sunday, her grandmother asks
the church to lay their hands on her...
in order to
pray away the gay.
Praise the Lord!
- So, did it work?
- You know.
I was watching Justin Bieber the
other night and I got a little moist.
Yeah?
So maybe.
- That's just because he's a little ho.
- That's true.
He's a very pretty nigga.
Yes, he is.
What's up, boss?
For most geeks, a bad day might be
being the butt of jokes in class,
the occasional food prank and the worst
- being beat up by a jock.
But when you live
in The Bottoms,
a bad day might be
accidentally getting killed.
Like Wytony Johnson, who got shot
buying a pastrami cheeseburger...
from Jimmy's Burger
on Centinela.
Hey! It's the Rollin' 60s,
dumb-ass niggas!
The real tragedy is...
that he was seconds away
from defeating Ganon.
He had a hell
of a comic book collection.
Jib has been trying to talk Wytony's
mom into giving them to him...
for the past two weeks.
Malcolm, Jib and Diggy don't play
sports and they aren't in a gang.
They're always getting ridiculed by their
peers because they're into white sh*t...
like skateboards, manga comics,
Donald Glover...
and for listening to white sh*t
like Trash Talk, TV on the Radio...
and for doing white sh*t like getting
good grades and applying to college.
Malcolm, Jib and Diggy used to
be in the school marching band,
but quit in protest after
refusing to play the Harlem Shake.
They arranged to use
the music room during lunch...
punk band, Awreeoh.
One, two.
One, two, three, four!
Hey-hey!
You know the program, niggas.
Shoe program.
Turn around.
Let me see what the f***
you working with.
Oh, sh*t, man. All these motherfuckers
got small feet around this b*tch.
Goddamn. Nigga, I don't know
why you was looking.
Hey-hey!
My nigga, my G.
Oh, man. Where the f*** you goin', man?
Goddamn.
What's up with you?
Hey, them last shoes you gave
me, man, I was feeling them.
Classics. The Force 2s?
Yeah, I was liking those.
What's these you got on?
Bro, these are straight
from the flea market.
Shut the f*** up, nigga. These
the J-3s with the red mark on 'em.
Oh, yes.
Right now, nigga!
You speak English?
Do I gotta beat the sh*t out
of you again and take them?
Damn.
This nigga's speaking African or some
sh*t, like he don't speak what we speak.
This nigga always-
Hey!
Go, Dig! Come on!
Dig! Go!
Come on, Dig!
Oh, sh*t!
Hey, hey. Hold up, hold up. Get
your f***in' hands off me, man!
Don't think I won't
beat your ass, Marquis!
I came up with your daddy.
You better ask him about Stacey.
And see what's what
around this motherf***er!
Let's go, man.
I'm gon' get the other one,
you little, b*tch-ass nigga.
Go, man.
Malcolm, when I see stuff
like this personal essay,
I think you're not taking
the process seriously.
I'm
- I'm taking it seriously, Mr. Bailey. I promise.
I'm talking about
something that I love.
I mean, it's well-reasoned,
supported with historical data,
it shows creativity,
critical thinking.
If Neil deGrasse Tyson was writing about
Ice Cube, this is what it would look like.
I suggest you go
in a different direction.
Write something personal
about you.
Your family, your life.
I mean, I- I could write
about the typical...
"I'm from a poor,
crime-filled neighborhood,
raised by a single mother,
don't know my dad" blah-blah.
It's clich.
This here, this-
this is-
This is creative. This
shows that I'm different.
This is the kind of essay that
Harvard wants from their students.
Malcolm, I'm gonna be
honest with you.
You're pretty damn arrogant. You
think you're gonna get into Harvard?
Who do you think
you are? Hmm?
You go to high school
in Inglewood.
To the admissions committee, your
straight A's, they don't mean sh*t.
If you're really serious about this
exercise and you're not just wasting my time,
or yours,
then it's gonna be about
your personal statement,
your SAT scores,
your recommendations...
and most importantly
your alumni interview tomorrow.
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready.
You'd better be.
I just found out you're
interviewing with Austin Jacoby.
He's from Inglewood too, so he'll be
able to relate to your circumstances.
Jacoby Check Cashing?
Harvard? Really?
I'm sorry. They don't all
go on to be president.
On this day,
is blocked by a Blood gathering.
They were shooting a video
Well, where do you want to go?
Some nigga really needs to invent an app
like Waze to avoid all these hood traps.
The only way to get home
is down 104th Street.
But that's where
the dope dealers are...
who, for sport, routinely
- Go!
- Hey, little nigga.
- Such is the life of a geek in The Bottoms.
- Come here.
A daily navigation between
bad and worse choices.
Come here, little nigga.
Yo, man.
I be seein' you and your little friends
with y'all flattops and MC Hammer pants,
riding around in this sh*t, looking like
y'all came out of a DeLorean or some sh*t.
You know, the '90s was like
the golden age of hip-hop.
Everything from
It Takes a Nation of Millions...
to The Blueprint
was killing it.
I guess me and my friends
just wish we grew up back then.
It Takes a Nation
came out in '88.
Blueprint came out 2001.
What the f*** are you
talkin' 'bout right now?
Technically, um-
But, you know, the spirit of the
music was definitely still '90s.
I mean, It Takes a Nation,
Straight Outta Compton...
Paid in Full
And then you got
Snoop, Biggie, Wu-Tang.
They took the game
to the next level.
Blueprint was kind of like
the punctuation mark.
Let's not forget,
the '90s also gave us...
Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer...
and we can't forget
about the Fresh Prince.
Everything in the '90s wasn't great, but
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