Dorfman
(MUSIC PLAYS)
(HORNS HONK)
OF ADVERTIZING MY ELECTRIC
FOOD DEHYDRATOR:
I'VE DECIDED...
POP, PLEASE.
NOT WHILE WE'RE EATING.
(TV TURNS OFF)
THANK YOU.
I THINK KOBE'S GONNA
HAPPY NOW?
THAT DOESN'T SCREAM JOHNNY CASH.
YOUR MOTHER LOVED
JOHNNY CASH.
ESPECIALLY AMERICAN IDOL.
NOBODY VOTED MORE
THAN YOUR MOTHER.
NOBODY.
SHE WAS CRUSHED:
(GRUNTS) DAD...
HERE WE GO.
YOUR COUSIN MARVIN'S A FAGELA
AND I'VE NEVER ONCE
SEEN HIM SMILE.
OK. ENOUGH WITH THE HOMOPHOBIA.
WITH YOUR BROTHER.
YOUR MAJESTY.
I'M SORRY, POP.
BUT THEN:
MAN ON TV:
...MOUTH WATERINGPORK LOIN ROAST.
NINE JUICY:
1/4 POUND HAMBURGERS.
FOUR BIG,
HEALTHY SALMON STEAKS.
("HELLO DARLING"
(SIGHS)
WOMAN THROUGH SPEAKERS:
OF HIS BODY.
A FLASH OF HEA POUNDED HIS LOINS.
HE MARVELED AT THE SUPPLE ARCH
TO A HEART-SHAPED DERNIER.
SEATED FORM. CHAPTER THREE.
HE WHISPERED.
SHE WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
TO RESIST THIS.
DESIRE AND SHINE...
OH, MY GOD!
AND I LOVE BEADING.
FORGET IT. THIS SUCKS.
ALLEN, CHILL.
YOU GOT A PRENUP.
YES, MR. DORFMAN.
(TYPING)
AFTER LUNCH TODAY.
-YEAH.
ALLEN KLEIN'S PRENUP.
FOR THE LINEAR CITY AUDI BY WEDNESDAY.
UH...DONE AND DONE.
I'M GIVING YOU
SOMETHING BETTER--
A NEW 17.3-INCH LAPTOP.
YOU'RE MY ROCK!
-YOU'RE MY ROLL.
-ROCK AND ROLL!
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY?"
WHAT I ANSWERED?
DON'T MAKE FUN
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO TO CONVERSION CLASS
SORRY. OK. SO WHAT IS I THAT YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY?
I NEED A BABY.
NAMED DANIEL. HEH. BOOM.
UHH...
YOU DON'T FOOL ME, DEB.
WELL, 'CAUSE NOBODY WANTS
TO LISTEN.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WELL...
OK. YOU KNOW, LEEANN,
OUR B*OBS ARE GOING
TO BE SAGGING:
LIKE OLD PRUNES.
OLD PRUNES.
YEAH. DON'T SURRENDER, DEB.
ASK THE QUESTION.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
TO BE HAPPY?
WELL...
WHY THIS TABLE IS SET FOR FIVE.
OH, NO. LEEANN, NO. NO, NO.
NOT AGAIN.
DEB, YOU NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE.
AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE HUGH.
NOW HOPEFULLY, SOMETHING
COME.
WELL, IT WAS ALMOST A DISASTER.
BUT I FINALLY CLOSED OU MY PIED-A-TERRE ON PARK AVENUE.
AH, GOD NO. I FLIPPED THA FOR A RANCH IN TELLURIDE.
A CITATION?
(SNORTS)
YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE MY DAUGHTER.
SHE'S EITHER
SORRY.
ALLEN, I DID CHECK.
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NEW
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
-COME ON, DEB.
DORFMAN, BUSY?
NO, TELEMARKETER. HATE THEM.
JAY, COME IN.
(SIGHS) IT'S BEEN A DAY.
YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE.
OH.
HEH. NO. (SNORTS)
AND FOUR DAYS.
-SO WHAT'S WRONG?
-OH, THE USUAL.
JUST WAITING:
OH, WHERE'S YOUR DOOFUS BROTHER?
PROBABLY:
HE TOLD ME:
JUST MOVED IN.
LIKE MY LIFE.
OH, YOU'RE GREAT.
YOUR LIFE IS...GREAT.
YOU JUST FEEL A LITTLE LOS WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON A STORY.
GREAT VLOG LAST WEEK ON SOMALIA.
THOSE KIDS:
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ALREADY
DEAD INSIDE.
MY DAD.
DEB, OK, YOU GOTTA BREAK FREE,
IT WAS, UM,
SOMALIA AND CAMBODIA. SO...
IT'S FINE.
OK. ROYAL CLAYTON'S TONIGHT,
DOWNTOWN, 7:
00 PM.TAKE THE METRO.
BE CRAZY.
GOOGLE. OK.
OH. OK.
CIAO.
BYE.
IT TAKES A VILLAGE
TO RAISE A CHILD.
IN MOGADISHU, SOMALIA,
MOST ARE ORPHANS
HUNGRY AND HOPELESS
WITH NO SCHOOLS,
NO EMPLOYMENT,
I LOVE HIM.
(APPLAUSE ON TV)
ALL RIGHT, POP,
-'CAUSE I GOT A MIXER
AT THE TEMPLE.
-LIAR.
THERE'S CHICKEN SOUP
ON THE STOVE.
OK. YOU'RE GOING
I ADDED A NEW INGREDIEN TO MOM'S RECIPE.
RAT POISON?
OH. CLOSE.
-ALL RIGHT, WHO'S UP NEXT?
-HEY.
-YOU MADE IT!
-YEAH. HI!
CHELSEA AND VRONKA.
THIS IS DEB.
HI.
SO DID YOU GET YOUR ASSIGNMENT?
WAITING. WAITING.
OR GO HOME.
KRAKOW IS HOME.
EW.
(PHONE VIBRATES)
-VIBRATING. THIS COULD BE KABUL.
-OH.
-IT'S MY PRODUCER.
ANDREW, YES, HEY.
GOD, HE'S SO BRAVE.
NO, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
HE'S BEST FRIENDS
AS A LITTLE SISTER.
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