Dorfman Page #2
TIME STANDS STILL.
NOT THAT--NOT THAT I BELIEVE
IN THAT CRAP. (SNORTS)
I'M AN ACCOUNTANT.
PROFESSIONALS, I'M GUESSING.
WE'RE MODELS.
OH. THAT'S EXCITING.
YOU KNOW,
"DEBORAH DORFMAN."
OH. YOU'RE JEWISH ACCOUNTANT,
HUH?
-IS THAT A PROBLEM?
-NO. IT'S MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW.
CLICHE.
A POLISH ANTI-SEMITE?
-I'M SORRY.
-SUCH EXCELLENT RETORT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
-OH.
-DORFMAN.
YES? WELL, KABUL?
-I LEAVE SUNDAY.
-YES!
-GO GET 'EM, JAY.
-OH, I WILL.
OH, MY CAT.
WELL, I CAN'T BOARD ELMER.
HE'LL FREAK.
OH, ELMER.
HEY, YOU GUYS,
WHILE I'M GONE?
-I DON'T DO LITTER.
SO I DON'T DO CATS. UM.
CLEAN--I CAN--
I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH YOUR CAT.
YES. I WOULD DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU.
-HIGH FIVE.
-KABUL.
-KA-BUL! YEA.
WOW. KABUL.
YEA!
("SAFE IN L.A."
HI.
-OK.
AND I WILL SKYPE.
THE TV DOWNSTAIRS IS BROKEN.
SORRY.
IT'S OK.
THERE'S A GREAT SHABU-SHABU
WHAT ELSE?
UPSTAIRS. THANK YOU.
AND, UH,
UNPACKED FOR YOU.
YOU NEED?
(SIGHS) EVERYTHING.
HEY, IT'S ME. DORFMAN.
(ENGINE STARTS)
ELMER.
OH...POOP.
SIX DAYS.
(SNORTS)
NO WAY.
OH.
MY PRESENT.
THINGS TO SEE.
AND POSSIBLY SHARE.
(MEOW)
(MEOW)
-OH!
(YOWLS)
YOUR MOTHER COULDN'T EAT FLAN.
IT'S BEEN
OVER A YEAR ALREADY, POP.
FOR YOU, DANIEL.
("FAST AS I CAN"
(MEOW)
(MEOW)
WOMAN ON IPOD:
HE WAS DETERMINED TO BRING HER
WHIRLED AROUND THEM,
STRANDS OF PLEASURE.
SHARP EDGE.
(PHONE RINGS)
THIS IS DEB.
I THOUGHT POP:
WAS GETTING BETTER.
WATCHING QVC.
THAT STUFF. GOD, HE ADORED HER.
TRUE THAT.
YEAH, DEB, I AM CLUELESS
TO WATCH JAY'S DOG.
CAT, NO. NO WAY. JAY NEEDS ME.
COME ON. YOU'RE MY ROCK, DAN.
ROCK AND ROLL.
OK.
(DOGS BARKING)
OH, I'M DEB. I'M JUST STAYING
I'M CAT SITTING.
D-TOWN DEB?
OH, I DON'T REMEMBER.
FROM ENCINO.
WELL, TOMORROW, YOU MIGH WANT TO TRY TAKING THE METRO
TO THE VALLEY.
NO STRESS, NO MESS.
OK.
GOD, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
YOU PROBABLY STOPPED
-HI.
-HI.
FRIEND OF JAY'S?
BUT WE CAN'T MAKE A MAILBOX KEY
YEAH. AND A THOUSAND
THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S EXACTLY
AND SMALL CREATURES--
OH.
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN
JUST EXTRA PAPER...NEVER MIND.
THANK YOU. SORRY.
I'M MARRIED.
-I'M GAY.
-OH, GOOD.
-WET PAINT.
-OH.
-DEB.
NO, NO, NO, DEB.
DEB IS CUTE, SWEET,
PEOPLE PLEASER.
YOU'RE A DEBORAH.
ROOM 518 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
WELCOME TO D-TOWN.
THANK YOU.
COOKIE.
(MAN GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
HUH, POP?
OR THERE'S VIRTUAL BOXING
OR VIRTUAL GOLF.
(PHONE RINGS)
LEEANN TEXTED ME FROM UPSTAIRS.
SHE'S IN THE BABYMAKING WINDOW.
(LAUGHS)
YOU MADE A JOKE, POP.
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER WOULD HAVE
LOVED BEING A GRANDMA.
SHE WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT.
I'M GOING TO BE A GOOD FATHER?
ARE YOU KIDDING? THE GREATEST.
GO. GO. GO. MAKE A BABY.
THANKS.
THE ONLY TEARS:
THAT YOU SHED WITH THIS MACHINE
(APPLAUSE ON TV)
HMM.
OK.
WHERE AM I GOING
TO PUT EVERYTHING?
WHAT?
HI. SORRY.
UM, WELL, YOU SAID
IF I NEEDED ANYTHING.
SO HERE I AM:
WITH A PRE-THANK YOU GIFT.
UM, YOU DON'T HAVE A TOOLKI THAT I COULD MAYBE BORROW
AND THEN MAYBE YOU COULD COME BY
AND HELP ME MOVE A FEW THINGS?
WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND?
MY--
RIGHT. HE, UM...
HE'S A TOTAL LIE.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
OK. NOW WHAT?
WOMAN ON IPOD:
WHEN HER TONGUE:
TENTATIVELY TOUCHED HIS,
MAELSTROM OF LONGING.
WITH PASSION.
THE BUD OF HER BREAS DRAWING IT AS INTENSELY
OF HIS MOUTH.
LIKE A BUTTERFLY'S WINGS
ON A SPRING MORNING--
(SKYPE RINGS)
-OH, DON'T HANG UP!
WOO. UH. I'M COMING!
DON'T HANG UP.
OK. UM...
WHAT DO I PRESS?
HI? HI! HI.
HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?
IS EVERYTHING OK?
SO FAR.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
YOU'RE COOL.
HA. (SNORTS) NO.
YOU ARE.
(MEOW)
-OH, I THINK SOMEONE
HEY, BUDDY.
HI. SAY, "HI, DADDY."
KIND OF. HE'S REPENTING
HEY, BUDDY. WE'RE GOING
HI.
MAN:
HEY, JAY,THE HUMVEE'S HERE!
I LOVE YOU GUYS. SEE YOU SOON.
LOVE YOU TOO.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
COMING!
HEY!
OH.
IF IT ISN' MY GAY FRIEND COOKIE.
IS COOKIE ANYWAY?
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