Double, Double, Toil and Trouble Page #3

Your Days,

Pitiful And Pathetic

As They Are,

Shall Be Numbered.

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

If I Ever See

Your Stupid,

Shriveled

Face Again,

I'll Use It

As An Oil Rag!

George,

Pour Me A Bath.

Make It

Good And Cold.

Kids Don't Seem

To Be As Upset Today

As They Were

Last Night.

Kids Live

In The Moment.

That Sounds Good.

Let's Forget

Our Troubles, Too,

And Just

Enjoy Halloween.

Mrs. Farmer,

You Got Yourself

A Deal.

Now.

O.K.

Psst!

Over Here.

Hi.

How Would You Like

All Our Candy?

Great. What's

The Catch?

Put On Our Costumes

For A Little While.

That's For Girls.

I Don't Know.

Check It Out.

I Think

We Better Ask

Our Moms First.

It's A Limited

Time Offer.

Take It

Or Leave It.

Do It!

We'll Take It.

Where Are The Girls?

Have They

Fallen Behind?

Ladies!

There They Are.

Come On.

This Is

Pretty Cool!

Where Do You Have

A Witches' Gathering?

Hollywood?

Nah, Someplace Spooky.

Maybe We Can Find

Somebody Who Knows.

I'll Toss A Penny.

If It's Heads,

We Keep Going

In That Direction.

Hey!

You Could Kill

Somebody Like That!

Unless It Was

A Silver Dollar,

Then You'd Be

Forgiven.

Where's He Going?

Under The Bridge.

What Are You Doing

Down There?

This Is My...

Humble Home.

If You Had A Door,

We Would Have

Knocked First.

If You're Homeless,

There's A Place

Downtown That

Can Help You.

I Saw It

On The News.

Who Are You Two,

Dear Abby

And Ann Landers?

I Don't Want A Handout.

I Want To Be Rich.

No! Not Just Rich.

I Want To Be...

Filthy Rich!

Ramone, Bring

The Ferrari Around.

I Think I'll Drive It

Myself Today.

Ho Ho Ho!

Lots Of Money

And Wonderful Things--

Planes And Houses,

A House

On The Islands.

I Need...New Shoes.

Yes! Yes!

Wait A Minute.

Blond.

Two Young Blond--

Oh, Yes!

I Think I Remember.

Don't I Know You?

You're

The Windshield Guy.

We Always See You

On That Corner

Over There.

You're The Ones

That Gave Me

The Pineapple

Lollipops.

You...You Shouldn't

Be Here Alone.

What Are You Doing

By Yourselves?

You Should Go Home.

Not Until We Get

Aunt Agatha's

Moonstone.

And Break

The Magic Spell

On Aunt Sophia.

Hold It.

Time-Out.

Un Momento,

Por Favor.

You Lost Me

Back At The Part

About

The Moonstone.

What Is

A Moonstone?

It's This Gem

That She Has.

Gem?

Is It Valuable?

Oh, Yes.

200 Years Old.

Interesting.

And You're

Going To Get

This Gem

By Yourselves?

Sure.

Hmm...

Two Little Girls

Traveling

With An Expensive Gemstone.

Someone Might

Try To Steal It.

I'd Better Go Along

And Protect You.

It Could

Come In Handy

Having A Grownup

Along.

O.K., Mr...

Plato Naufzagger.

A Plate Of What?

Just Call Me

Mr. N For Short.

I'm Kelly.

I'm Lynn.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

We Know

Aunt Agatha's

Going To A Witches'

Gathering,

But We Don't Know

Where It Is.

Do You Know Where

It Could Be?

She's In A Group.

Halloween Brings Out

The Loonies.

Speaking Of Loonies,

I Know The One

Who Might Help Us.

She's Not Far.

When Will

She Love Me?

Any Day.

Any Day Now.

Uh...Madame Lulu.

Next.

Madame Lulu,

Could I Have

A Word With You?

Don't Stand In The Way

Of Paying Customers.

Uh...Lulu,

These Young Ladies

Need Advice.

Do You Have $5.00?

Next.

Lulu! Ha Ha Ha!

How Would You Like

For Me To Tell

These Nice People

That You're Not

From Romania,

But Brooklyn?

I'll Tell

These Girls

The Closest

You've Been

To Buckingham Palace

Is A Royal Flush.

O.K., Make It Fast.

Their Aunt

Is Going

To Some Sort Of Witches'

Gathering Tonight.

Since All These Loonies

Come To You,

You May Know

Where They're

Getting Together.

I Have No Idea.

Next!

But Can't You Look

Into Your Crystal Ball?

What Are You, Nuts?

What Are You,

A Phony Baloney?

All Right.

All Right.

Yes. The Vision

Is Coming To Me Now.

I See A Gathering

High On A Mountaintop

Where Owls Call.

Hoo! Hoo!

O.K.?

Now Beat It.

Can't You Be

More Specific,

Like How

You Get There?

For A $5.00 Iou,

You Want A Map?

What'd She Do

To My Crystal Ball?

What's Going On?

I Recognize

That Joint.

The Gathering

Must Be Down

In The Old Abandoned

Warehouse District.

On Halloween?

That's Pretty Good,

Lulu.

All This Time,

I Thought

You Were A Fake.

Has She Been

Doing This

For Very Long?

We Have

A Long Way To Go,

But Here's Our Bus.

A Pumpkin Truck?

Ha Ha!

Keep A Lookout.

Well, Here We Are.

If There Were

Any Justice,

I Would Have A Limo

And A Chauffeur.

And A Bill

You Couldn't Pay.

Yes, Ladies,

Money Is The Key,

And I Want

Lots Of It.

Have You Ever

Worked For It?

Hey, There Are Limits.

Besides Saving Your House

And Finding

Your Long-Lost Aunt,

What Else Are You

Going To Wish For?

I Want To Be

A Doctor.

I Wanted To Be

A Doctor First.

We Can Both

Be Doctors.

Yes.

I Would Like To Be

A Doctor, Also.

So You Can Save

People's Lives?

So I Can Pull Down

300 Grand A Year

And Drive A Mercedes.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

? I Know A Song That Gets

On Everybody's Nerves ?

? Everybody's Nerves ?

? I Know A Song That Gets

On Everybody's Nerves ?

? Everybody's Nerves ?

? Everybody's Nerves ?

? I Know A Song That Gets

On Everybody's Nerves ?

? And This Is

How It Goes ?

? Boom Boom ??

Oh! Yeah--

He's Turned

Off The Road

We Need To Be On.

You're Going

The Wrong Way.

We've Got To Get Off.

Not Until He Stops.

No Way.

Oh!

Way!

Way!

Excuse Me, Dude.

Ooh! Ooh!

[Screaming]

[Humming]

Hey!

My Pumpkins!

Run!

Come Back Here!

Quickly! Run!

Let's Get

Out Of Here!

I'm With You!

You Girls Are Fast.

I Have Trouble

Keeping Up With You.

I Think

We've Lost Him.

And Us.

I Feel Bad About

That Poor Man

And His Pumpkins.

I Will

Compensate Him

At Our Earliest

Possible Opportunity.

Which Way

Do We Go?

Well, Uh...

Hmm...

We're Lost,

Aren't We?

Don't Be Silly.

We're,

Uh...Hmm...

We Know

Where We Are.

We Just Don't Know

Where

Everything Else Is.

Let's Try

This Way.

Did You Know

That On Halloween

Goblins

Roam The Land?

And Ghosts

And Witches And Ilk?

Oh, This Is Just

Silly Superstition.

Ha Ha Ha!

[Owl Hoots]

Aah! Don't Hurt Me!

What Was That?

I Think That Was

Just An Owl.

Oh!

Of Course It Was.

I Was

Only Testing You.

Maybe You Should

Go Ahead

And Make Sure

Nothing's There.

Me?

You're The Adult.

I Should Go Back

To My Bridge.

I Thought You Were

Going To Help Us

Get The Moonstone.

About This Moonstone--

Now, Is This

One Of Those...

Teeny-Weeny,

Little Gems?

Humongous!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Was Just Kidding!

Of Course,

I Would Never Leave

You Two On Your Own.

We're In Big Trouble.

Look!

There's A House!

You See, I Knew That

That House Was There.

Give Me A Break.

Looks Like A Really

Little House.

No, No, No, No.

You See,

It Only Looks Small

Because

It's So Far Off

Into The Distance.

It's Called

The Perspective

Effect.

We Have Quite A Hike

Ahead Of Us.

I Guess It's Not

The Perspective

Effect After All.

The Lights Are On.

Somebody

Must Be In There.

Yeah. Somebody

With A Heck

Of A Backache.

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