Double, Double, Toil and Trouble Page #4

You're On Your Own.

I Can't Fit

In There.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

You Have To Call

Louder Than That.

You Do It.

Hello?

? Ba Da Pa

Ba Do Ba Da ?

? Do Da Do Da Da ?

? Ba De Da Da ?

? Ba Be Do

Ba Ba Da ?

? Ba Ba Ba-- ??

What Are You

Doing Here?

Mr. N Was Showing Us

The Shortcut,

And We Saw Your House.

We Knocked,

But You Didn't Answer.

One Thing At A Time.

Who's Mr. N?

Our Friend.

That's Him

At The Window.

How Do You Do?

You Have A Very

Nice Place Here.

Aren't You

Oscar The Clown?

Yes. I Remember

You Two.

You Seem Mad.

I'm Not Mad.

It's Just--

Well...

I Usually Don't Let

Anybody See Me

Out Of

My Clown Outfit.

People Laugh With Me

When I'm A Clown.

Ta-Da!

Oscar,

The Clown Of Renown,

The Fabulous,

The Fantastic,

The Extraordinary!

[Honking]

But...When I'm Just

A Little Person,

Sometimes People

Laugh At Me.

So...I Stay Here...

Alone...

In Front

Of My Mirror,

And I Pretend

That I Really Am...

Fabulous, Fantastic,

Extraordinary.

Oscar,

We Would Never

Make Fun Of You.

We're Little Ourselves.

So You Are.

And You Still

Have The Wand.

Anything Strange

Happen To You Today?

Being Here

Is The Strangest

Part So Far.

Oscar,

Could You Help Us

Get To The Edge

Of Town?

How Come?

We Better Tell Him

The Whole Story.

No. Not The Whole Story.

They're Enjoying

Themselves.

They're Acting Like

They Don't Have A Care.

And So,

We Have To Break

The Magic Spell

By Midnight.

This Could Be

A Fantastic

Adventure,

Not Without Risk,

Of Course.

But What Great

Adventure Isn't?

We Have

No Time To Lose.

Ladies,

I Find Parts

Of That Story

Rather Hard

To Believe.

The Problem Is That

As People Get Bigger,

Their Imaginations

Get Smaller.

You'll Take Us

To The Gathering?

Of Course I Will!

We Have To Be

Prepared.

They're Coming

To The Gathering.

Wonderful!

Soon I'll Have

Those Two Little Girls

Right Where

I Want Them.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

Ta-Da!

The Oscarmobile!

Wait! Wait!

What About Me?

Hang On Tight!

Oh!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Hee Hee Hee Hee!

I Love Halloween.

Step On It.

We're Already Exceeding

The Speed Limit.

Silence! I Want You

To Drive Faster.

I Assume

I Should Pause

At Red Lights.

Do I Pay You

To Assume?

No, Madam.

You Pay Me Nothing.

You Get

What You Pay For.

Shut Up And Drive!

I'll Worry About

The Red Lights.

Come On. Hurry

With Your Make-Up.

They've

Got Enough Candy

To Last Them

A Decade Or Two.

I Think So.

Let's Go Home.

It Was A Battle

Getting Them Home

Last Year.

Lynn, Kelly, Come On!

Daddy's Turning

Into A Pumpkin.

Come On.

Let's Go Home.

We Won't

Go Home With You.

We Want To Go

To Our Own Homes.

They Didn't Say Why.

They Just Wanted

To Do It.

They Didn't Say Where

They Were Going?

No.

Let's Go To The Police.

You Read My Mind.

Thanks.

I'll Bet This

Is Just A Halloween Trick.

I'm Sure Your Twins

Are Safe And Sound,

Having A Great Time

With Friends.

This Is The Place.

Come On!

Your Turn.

Come On!

How Are We Going To

Get Past This Guy?

I'll Do The Talking.

Invitations, Please.

Uh, This Is

My Covenant.

I Had Our Invitation.

My Black Cat Ate It.

You Have

A Problem With That?

No.

? Ah Ah Ahh Ah ?

? Ah Ah Ah Ahh Ah Ah ?

? Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahh Ah ?

? Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah ?

They've Been Reading

Too Much Stephen King.

You See Aunt Agatha?

No, But This Is

Definitely Her Ilk.

? Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahh Ah ?

? Ahh ??

[Applause]

She's

The Elizabeth Taylor

Of The Weirdoes.

What If She Sees Us?

We're History.

Pull Down Your Hood,

And She Won't.

I Always Put In

Eye Of Newt,

Toe Of Frog,

Wool Of Bat,

And...Tongue Of Dog.

Yuck!

Yuck!

Do You Use

A Microwave?

No. It Just Doesn't

Brown The Same.

Agatha,

Will You Lead Us

In The Invocation?

Oh, Certainly.

? Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ?

? Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah ??

Fair Is Foul,

And Foul Is Fair.

Hover Through

The Filthy Air.

Double, Double,

Toil And Trouble,

Fire Burn,

Cauldron Bubble!

Moving.

Thank You.

First Of All,

Our Thanks

To Our Glee Club.

A-One, A-Two, A-Three.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

We'll Have Our Cassettes

On Sale On The Way Out.

I Can't Wait To Get

One Of Those.

Your Membership Dues

Were Supposed To Be Paid.

Some Of You Haven't

Paid Them Yet.

You Know Who You Are.

If You Don't Pay Tonight,

It Could Be Toadtime.

Also, The Caretaker Tells Us

There Are Some People Living

In This Neighborhood,

So Later,

When We Cast Our Spells,

He Asks That We Keep

Our Moaning And Shrieking

Down To A Reasonable Level.

And I'm Sorry To Tell You

That Our Truckload

Of Pumpkins Didn't Show Up.

Mr. Gonzales, Who Has Always

Been Very Dependable,

Called To Say

He Was Waylaid

By A Ruffian.

Those Pumpkins.

And Finally,

I Know We'll All Wish To

Extend Our Congratulations

To Fred And Marcia.

Where Are You?

Who Have A New Addition

To Their Household!

What Is It, Fred?

It's A Goblin.

[Grunting And Squealing]

Aw.

Aw, The Patter

Of Little Hooves.

Remember

How Fairy Tales

Used To

Keep Me Awake?

If We Get Out

Of This,

I'll Be Awake

Until I'm 21.

All Right, So Much

For Old Business!

Now, Who Has New Business?

Oh, I Do. I Do.

My Colleagues,

Gatherers,

Comrades...

Count?

Um, Before I Begin

Our Convolution

And The Cry Of Curses,

Let Me First Mention

An Emergency

That I See

As A Juicy Challenge

For The Entire Group,

One That I Think

You Will Enjoy

Helping Me To Solve.

Seven Years Ago,

I Cast A Powerful Spell,

A Spell That Banished

My Sweet, Namby-Pamby

Twin Sister

To A Life

Of Lonely Isolation

On The Other Side

Of A Mirror.

[Applause]

Naughty Me.

She's Good.

She Is Very Good.

Oscar, Let's Go.

I Have An Idea.

The Spell

Becomes Permanent...

Come On. Follow Me.

There Are Those Who Would

Interfere With My Spell,

Who Seek To Undo

All My Bad Work.

The Ones Who Resist Me

Are Very Young.

Kids These Days

Have No Respect.

Children Are Sick!

The Ones Who Resist Me

Are Sisters--Twins.

Why Have I Asked For Help?

Why?

Why?

Why?

The Twins Are Among Us!

I'd Like To Get My Hands

On Those Twins.

Those Little Brats!

I Have The Answer.

I've Not Seen You

Before.

Who Are You?

I Am Brother Grimsby.

I Come To This Gathering

From Far, Far Away,

From The Land

Of The Adder's Fork

And The Blind Bird's Sting,

From The Lizard's Leg

And The Hornet's Wing.

I Come From A Land Where--

All Right!

All Right! What's

Your Suggestion?

I Have A Spell That

Will Double The Power

Of Your Moonstone,

But You Must Put It

In My Hand.

How Do You Know

About My Moonstone?

I Know All.

I See All.

Would You Not Like Me

To Double Your Power...

At No Cost To You,

Of Course?

Or Do You Doubt My Power?

Now That You

Mention It, Yes.

Very Well.

I Will Let

The Cauldron Speak.

O Great Receptacle

Of Smoke And Spirit,

Do You Verify My Power?

Well?

Good Stuff.

Do You Accept

My Offer?

It Will Double

Your Power.

Double My Power?

Yes.

All Right.

I Accept Your Offer.

And What About The Twins?

The New And Improved

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