Double Dare Page #7

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We'll see you at the audition.

And let's come back

to where we are now.

All right.

And then we'll do that

when we get there.

OK, cool. Nice to meet you.

Oh, my pleasure.

And if I do take off...

Zoe's great.

She's going to go far...

if she doesn't get hurt.

I mean, she has more talent...

than I've seen come around

in a long time.

So, normally, when you go

to one of these things...

you take your head shot and a C.V.?

That's what I was going to ask you.

No. The head shot, but not usually a reel.

- Which is this thing, right?

- Yeah. That one.

- So I need to set me up one of these.

- Yeah.

What do I do? Ring?

- Hello.

- Hello. It's Zoe.

So, you're not afraid of cameras,

are you?

- I was just about to--

- Do you want a glass of wine?

I'd love a glass of wine.

You're an actor, are you?

Yeah, but I'm about to quit.

I think I'm going to quit.

Why's that?

I can't--I've been living in London as well.

I can't breathe.

Everybody knows me, and I hate it.

Over there they know you or over here?

Over there.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I need to stop now...

before the momentum gets any worse,

because, you know, once--

if you get the fame thing--

I mean, you never own your life again.

Yeah.

- All right. Ready?

- Yeah. I guess. Yeah.

- Let's go.

- What do I need?

Follow me. Nothing. We're going

to go out by the pool first.

All right.

I like it when they feel stupid.

Chin down just a little.

Oh, my God. She is making love

to the camera. Look at her!

Perfect.

You know what?

It's harder to get the job

than it is to do the job.

So, you need to get in there--

Yeah, yeah, yeah. True.

That's a very good catch phrase.

Yes.

So, I'm not a stunt coordinator,

so I should put "stuntwoman".

Stuntwoman.

OK.

Then you put your height and weight.

Same as you.

But you probably weigh a lot less.

No. I weigh more than you.

- You do not.

- I do. I'm sure.

I weighed myself on your scales,

and I'm, like, 145.

But you're all muscle.

Have you got scales here?

Oh, f***. It's about 145.

You know what? Put yourself--

No, no, no. You look so tiny.

Put yourself at 130.

- Trust me. Yes. Trust me.

- What?

Because the actresses all lie.

They all say they're 110,

and they really weigh 130, so--

I mean, think about

all the stuff you did on Xena.

It's fights, high falls, trampoline.

So, I just put it down as "fights"?

- Yeah, fights.

- That's all you have to write.

You've been lit on fire,

had to be blown through fire.

Yeah. I haven't done a full body burn.

But have you done some fire work?

Yeah. I can totally do

a body burn, but--

if you've done partial body burns...

you can do a full body burn,

with the right people.

I know everybody was impressed

with you yesterday.

That's all I know.

- Really?

- Yes.

Extremely impressed with your talent.

Seriously?

I know it's hard

to get started in this town...

but it's just that

if you weren't talented...

and didn't have it, I'd tell you.

I'm sure you would.

Hey!

Look what you've done

You've really done it now

But are you ready?

Hey, hey, hey!

Now

- How you doing?

- Good, good, good.

- Nice to see you again.

- Nice to see you again.

And we'll gather them

as soon as we can and...

Are you going to be, like,

telling me what you want to see?

- Yeah. A little bit.

- Oh, good.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah.

We'll coach you through it.

First, we'll slate your name.

OK. Ready.

Zoe Bell. I'm 5'8".

OK. And then profile.

Good. Good to shoot?

- Yeah, I think so.

- I think so. Yeah. OK.

Ready and action.

Sorry. I got confused there.

That's good. Good.

Are you OK?

Yeah, no, I'm good.

- She's just mad at herself.

- Yeah, exactly.

We've seen people come in here...

and get, like, nervous

and performance anxiety.

- That's a wild landing she did.

- Yeah.

Yeah. Take her off.

- All right.

- Oh!

OK?

No, that was great.

- Hi, I'm Quentin.

- I'm Zoe.

- Hi. Nice to meet you, Zoe.

- How you doing?

- Thank you very much.

- No worries. Thank you.

You can take off. I'll call you.

Don't worry. We will be in touch.

- OK. All right.

- I'll let you know.

Will you help me? I...

Where does it hurt the most?

Right there.

- Is that too tight?

- Nope.

I feel confident,

yet I'm a little scared, I guess.

What's your gut feeling?

I mean, my honest opinion

is that if I'd got the part...

and they knew about it today,

then they totally would have rung me.

When I found out that Jennifer

was one of the three girls...

that was not moving on,

I was in disbelief.

I think that Danielle got cut...

because I don't think

she was naturally pretty.

Oh!

This is like "Survivor".

- Yep. Only naked.

- Naked Survivor.

They get naked this time. I saw.

Hey, Taco Man, are you home?

I'll grab you a taco.

Here. You can have half of this.

- That would be the telephone.

- Do you want to answer the phone?

- You want me to answer it?

- Yeah.

Hello, Epper household.

Hi. Can I speak to Zoe, please?

Yeah. Zoe speaking.

Zoe, this is Keith Adams.

I'm the Assistant Stunt Coordinator

on "Kill Bill".

Hey, how you doing?

Good. So, I wanted to talk

some more about the project.

We'll be leaving relatively soon

to go train in Beijing...

with Master Wo-Ping...

and all the guys that did

"The Matrix" and the whole deal.

Do you think you can clear

your schedule enough to do that?

I think I can make that happen.

All right. Well, if you think

you can clear your schedule...

I'm going to tell you...

that we're probably

going to offer you the job.

Are you serious?

- I am.

- Wow.

You're obviously

a little shorter than Uma...

but you'd be doubling Uma Thurman.

Wow. Yep.

And you're a little shorter than her.

But he liked

how tough you were, you know?

Because some of the stuff we do--

it's really kind of crash and thrash,

you know...

bashing through windows

and bouncing off walls...

and diving over tables kind of fights.

And so he wants to make sure

that her stunt double...

is pretty tough like that.

Totally. Oh, my goodness.

All right.

All right. Keith, I'm going

to get off the phone and scream...

if you don't mind.

- Please do.

- I will.

- Talk to you later.

- OK.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Oh, my God!

You got the job.

Yes.

Look at you.

Oh, no!

OK, come here, Logan.

- Oh, my God!

- Hey, what did he say?

Oh, my God!

What did he say?

What did he say? What did he say?

He said that Quentin liked

that I was tough--

which is exactly what you said!

- Didn't I tell you that?

- You totally--oh, my God!

Dude, I'm going to double Uma Thurman.

Uh-huh.

Is this big or what? This is so big.

I've got to ring my family.

Can I--I've got a card.

Yes. Go, go, go, go.

Oh, my God!

F***, dude. I need to ring Lucy.

What am I dialing?

Oh, my God.

Hello, Tish speaking.

Um...

I'm doubling Uma Thurman

in the new Tarantino movie.

What?

I'm doubling Uma Thurman

in the new Tarantino movie.

Zoe!

Oh, my God!

Are you there, Dad?

I'm going to double Uma Thurman

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