Double Dare Page #8

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in the new Tarantino movie.

Oh, Zoe!

How did you manage to do that?

I'm f***ed if I know.

- Double dare.

- Nice one.

Pinky swear.

You know what I should say?

"Pinky swear, double dare".

- Pinky swear, double dare.

- Pinky swear, double dare.

You just go and be safe and good...

and don't get all frazzled

while you're over there.

Just do your job.

Dude. Dude!

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey, girl!

Look what you have done

You've really done it now

- I'm Zoe.

- Welcome to Beijing.

Business class f***ing rocks.

I know the whole back story now

about how nervous Zoe was.

We were nervous.

We had, like, legends in their own time--

martial artists

coming into those auditions--

and we just weren't having any luck.

Thank you very much.

I'll see you later.

Zoe had to work out.

We didn't have anybody.

And we were shitting bricks.

We were shitting f***ing bricks

until she walked in.

Thank you.

Now

Now

I'm so excited about this new wig.

Look. It's Jon Bon Jovi.

Uma has definition.

I've just put darker blond definition.

You were Goldilocks.

Uh-huh.

I love this. You are Uma now.

Don't put it on right now

until we get ready, all right?

Thank you.

Quiet, please. Quiet, please.

He can hit that?

And action.

Cut!

OK, ladies and gentlemen.

That includes all the way

in the back of the room.

We've asked Jeannie Epper to come in...

to just acknowledge a gal...

who came in the business

as a stunt person...

and had to make her way

in a man's world, in a man's way...

and still at all times

maintain herself as a lady.

I don't know what to say.

We've had so many good times

together...

all the way back through.

Like I said, I grew up

in this business with you.

When I first got in this racket...

I ended up with a couple of gals

on a show that--

I was just as green as a gourd,

and I guess I still am.

And Jeannie kind of looked out for me.

And you've been a credit

to this business...

and a class act

ever since I've known you.

And you've had a good time.

Seems like a lot of people

have forgotten how to have that.

All right. Thanks, Jeannie.

Thank you for letting me be here

as a guest.

I came for a couple of reasons--

mainly, since I knew

you were going to honor Jeannie...

I thought it was only right

that both of her kidneys be here.

The only difference I've felt is

I have an amazing craving for tequila...

and an urge to jump on the back

of a Harley every now and then.

I guess all my life

I've felt more like one of the guys...

than one of the girls.

This, to me, is a great honor...

and I feel comfortable

being part of this group...

because I do feel like

I am one of the guys...

and I thank you for honoring me

with that. Thank you.

To have the people

that you've worked for all your life...

look at you

with a great amount of respect...

is really what we all want.

Get in there.

Because most of the guys...

those are the ones that are

the stunt coordinators in Hollywood.

And we've gotten to know each other

on such a different level.

We've kind of become, like, buddies.

One, two, three.

And buddies hire buddies.

So, the hero cars

stay in the outside lane or close to it.

I chase the rice rockets through here,

they scatter.

Three or four go that way,

three or four go this way--

a couple of police cars chasing them off.

I'm actually going to be

on "The Fast and the Furious ll"...

for eight weeks.

So, I'm totally thrilled.

I guess my hustling paid off.

- Thank you very much.

- You're welcome.

Thanks.

I probably haven't had

this long a run on a job...

since I was--probably twenty years.

Most of the work on this movie

has been car chases--

sliding the cars, doing 180s.

There were days

when we were doing ninety-plus.

You know, I'd love to stunt coordinate...

but, you know,

it's becoming such a battle...

and such an issue as I get older.

Sometimes I watch

the stunt coordinators, like...

I don't think I'd ever be given

a big show like this.

I mean, I don't know.

But if it comes my way, I'll take it.

We need Jeannie Epper here.

Can we get Jeannie Epper?

I want to go out

and really present myself out...

as a stunt coordinator again.

I got the rickety-est car here.

I want to give back

what I have inside of me.

I'm going to give it one last shot...

or maybe two.

Make it snow.

Rolling!

Hollywood doesn't feel

as unreal to me anymore.

Set and...

Like, Hollywood to me

was like another planet.

...action!

It wasn't like a disbelief in myself.

It just wasn't real.

Cut!

Hollywood will never be my home.

But feeling comfortable

in the surroundings...

that exist within Hollywood

is absolutely necessary.

Good night. I'll see you Monday.

I knew that I needed to leave

to make this happen.

But just the fact that it's happened...

is still kind of, like,

"Holy sh*t! It happened".

This seems like the beginning

of the rest of my life as an adult.

I always thought

I didn't want to be an adult.

I always thought it sounded boring...

but I guess you don't have

to be boring to be an adult.

Such a feeling coming over me

There is wonder in the things I see

Not a cloud in the sky

Got the sun in my eyes

And I won't be surprised

if it's a dream

Everything I want the world to be

Is coming true especially for me

And the reason is clear

It's because you are here

You're the nearest thing

to heaven that I see

I'm on top of the world

Looking down on creation

And the only explanation I can find

Is the love that I found

Ever since you been around

Your love's put me

On the top of the world

Top of the world

Top of the world

Top of the world

Something in the wind

has learned my name

It's telling me

that things are not the same

In the leaves in the trees

And the touch of the breeze

There's a pleasant sense

of happiness for me

There is only one wish on my mind

When this day is through, I hope I find

Tomorrow will be

The same for you and me

All I need will be mine if you are here

I'm on top of the world

Looking down on creation

And the only explanation I can find

Is the love that I found

Ever since you been around

Your love's put me

On the top of the world

Top of the world

Top of the world

Top of the world

Top of the world

Top of the world

Top of the world

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Originally published 10/13/2013

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