Down the Shore Page #2

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I know it

'cause my dad owns it.

He owns everything

in the amusement park.

He owns the roller coaster...

and the bumper cars...

and the Tilt-a-Whirl...

and the Tornado.

Your dad must be

a rich man, eh?

Yeah.

We live in a...

mansion.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

But he doesn't like hot dogs.

I love hot dogs.

Me, too.

I can eat a hundred hot dogs.

Wow.

How many hot dogs

can you eat?

Don't tell to anybody,

but I can eat 101.

Maybe my mom

will let us get some.

Oh, yeah.

- I'll ask her.

- Wait.

Mom?

Can Jack and I get a hot dog?

Uh, maybe later, sweetie.

Jack wants a hot dog!

I've had it with this French f***.

- Come on.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Bailey, Bailey, Bailey.

Hold up.

What?

What if he's tellin'

the truth, huh?

What if this really is

what Susan wanted?

Come on, it's bullshit.

He's coning us.

I mean, look at him.

He could be in pain,

too, you know.

Yeah, poor him.

He's probably in there trying

to figure out how to get rid of me,

take the whole f***ing house.

F***.

Be careful with it, okay?

Name it.

Did you-- okay,

you gotta name it.

That's a good idea.

- Bailey'll name it.

- Go on.

Aw, f***!

You need help?

No.

Bailey, look what I got.

Oh, yeah?

Where'd you get that?

Jack won the ring toss.

Take that.

How'd he do that?

You know? Here.

I cut the ring so it could fit

the bottle, you know?

They cheat, we cheat.

Hey, Bailey, is it okay if I

leave Martin with you for a bit?

Yeah, sure.

I'll pick you up later, okay?

- Okay.

- Come on.

Hey, be careful

with that, you know?

I would not force so much

this mechanism, you know?

Is very delicate.

What, do you want me to give it

a little French kiss, huh?

Uh, I know this machine.

I can fix it Bailey,

but I need your help,

you know?

We have to, uh...

You know?

Is out of, um...

How you say, not in line?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

So you need-- you wanna

do that, huh? Paisano?

What, are you Italian now?

Eh, a little bit of everything.

How about Vaffanculo?

Bravo, pow.

Forza.

Come on.

Okay? Uno...

- F*** you.

- ...due...

- Rotten bastard.

- ...tre, come on.

God damn it.

Ow, f***.

Yeah.

We fix it.

Bravo.

- Where's Marty?

- Jesus.

You scared the sh*t

out of me.

- Sorry. - He's at the

kiddie park with Bailey.

You hungry?

Yeah, I'm hungry.

I'm sorry.

This stuff with Susan,

it's hard to deal with, you know?'

Yeah, it doesn't

change anything, you know?

I'm worried about Bailey.

Susan was his whole life.

Bailey's gonna be fine.

You just need

to leave him alone.

I can't leave him alone.

What, I have to put you

under lock and key?

That's not funny.

Uh, joking.

Come on.

Come on, Wiley.

Stop it.

No, come on.

- Come on, I said stop it.

- Come on.

Come on, I mean it.

No, come on,

not like this.

- I can f*** any way I want it.

- No!

What the f***

is wrong with you?

I feel like I'm losing you, Mary.

# You got nobody #

# In the world... #

Sh*t.

F***ing lucky

son of a b*tch.

Hey, Wiley.

You wanna shut the f*** up?

Hey, f*** you, a**hole.

I got money on this.

F*** you.

Why don't you relax, Vinnie?

Come on.

Hey, you wanna go

for a ride?

What, you're not

going home?

No, I'm in the dog house.

How come?

I f***ed up, Bailey.

I don't now what

I'm doing anymore.

Who does?

Nah, it's different.

It's like I see it

in her eyes, man.

She just--

she's waiting for me

to screw up.

Hey.

Open the door.

God, I miss 'em, Bailey.

What?

Big rides.

They're so great when they're

lit up in the summer.

What are you doing?

Come on, cut the crap.

It's freezing out.

Shh, shh, shh.

She's listening.

Who?

Susan.

She loved these rides.

Remember the--

what was it, the Tornado?

What, did we take her on that thing,

like, a thousand times?

I can still hear her screaming.

God, I miss

those times, Bailey.

Get on the stupid ride.

All right, we got guns!

One for you...

one for you...

one for me.

Indians don't get guns.

Only cowboys do.

- Who says so?

- Yeah, only cowboys.

- Who says so?

- You're dumb.

Indians only get

bows and arrows.

- Everyone knows that.

- Yeah, everyone knows that.

Well, I traded some wampum

for some guns for us.

Can I have bows and arrows?

No, no, no. You gotta have a gun, Mart.

It's all we got.

Mom says I can't play with guns.

Yeah, well she's right.

Uh...

we're gonna say water pistols.

These are water pistols.

- They're not guns.

- Okay, water pistol.

- There.

- Exciting.

Get on the stupid ride.

We'll start the ride.

All right.

Hi-ho Silver, away!

All right,

circle the wagons!

Indians on the warpath!

There it goes.

Oh, God, no.

Circle the wagons,

Indians on the warpath!

This ride stinks.

Come on.

Hey, hey, give me

back the guns!

Gimme the guns!

- It broke.

- You guys were great.

- Ma, I need a hot dog.

- Okay.

Okay, if you stay

where I can see you, okay?

Okay.

No, I got it, I got it,

I got it. Here.

Hi-ho, Silver, away!

You made one kid

pretty happy.

Can't run this ride

on one kid.

Things'll pick up.

Oh, you think so?

Look at this place.

I mean, I...

I don't know what to do.

Without Susan, it's just--

it's not the same,

you know?

Come on, Ma.

I know, just let me

get my eyes open.

Come on.

No, you close your eyes.

- Oh, close my eyes.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Watch out.

I'm watching out.

- Sit down.

- Okay.

Sit.

Open your eyes!

Open, read it.

- Read it.

- "Wiley loves Mary."

Yeah, "Wiley loves Mary."

- How'd you do that?

- We did it together.

- Yeah.

- Right, Marty?

Yeah. You like it?

Mary, I'm sorry.

I know I screwed up,

and I know sorry doesn't cut it.

But things are gonna

be different, okay?

I'm gonna do better.

For you and for Marty.

I mean it.

Okay?

I promise.

Yeah, Mom.

Dad's really sorry.

Can I eat them now,

Dad, pIease?

Sure, go ahead, pal.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for Susan's diary,

you know?

She doesn't have a diary.

Yes, she had one.

Well, it's not here

'cause I tore this place apart

when she left,

and I didn't find a diary.

Listen, she told me

she had one and...

she had it in--

how you call it--

She call it Esmeralda.

Is a-- is a--

- A teddy bear.

- Yes, a teddy bear.

You know what

I'm talking about?

Yeah.

- Mm, yes.

- So?

She told me

that you won that

when she was

a little girl, right?

Yeah.

What else she tell you?

She told me...

to give you...

give you this.

Yes!

Yes, okay.

Go, get the ring.

Bravo, bravo.

One more, one more.

I want see more.

Bravo, bravo.

Oh, brava.

- Alex did it.

- Jacques:
Good.

Bravo, bravo.

Very good.

- We got a dropper.

- Okay.

- Ah-ah, you missed one.

- You dropped it.

Okay.

That turn is finished.

That's it.

Easy now.

Everybody home.

See you tomorrow.

Ciao.

Okay, let's go.

How many did you catch?

Five?

Oh, oh, hold on, hold on.

Give the ticket

to Marty, okay?

Very good.

And now we start again.

Kids, train's pulling out!

Last chance!

- Hey.

- F***.

- Come on, give me a ride.

- You gotta buy a ticket.

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