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up working together.
I...you could've been
my anesthesiologist.
-How 'bout that?
-Yeah.
Oh, my God! No way.
I saw her heading to the table
Like a tall walking big black cat
Dave?
It's Dave, Dave Johnson.
And Carol!
Can I have a hand?
I-I heard he was coming.
I had no idea.
He never struck me as the kind
of guy who'd go get small.
Wow!
A-jumping out
of doors and tables
When I heard somebody
shootin' a gun
Well the DA was
pumping my left hand
Ah, but she was
a-holding my right
-Hey, everybody!
-Hi!
-Hey.
-Hi.
Hope we're not intruding.
-No.
-No, Dave.
Hey, Andy?
Could you get Carol a, uh...
Uh, gin and tonic.
A gin and tonic.
With lime.
With lime.
Well, actually, we weren't
planning on coming at all at first.
But then, you know, we started
getting all the e-mails.
Plus my sister was
having a lump removed.
I mean, she's-she's fine,
thank God.
But I still needed to see her.
So, what's traveling like?
How'd you guys get up here
from New Mexico?
Oh, gosh, it's great.
Yeah, the airlines are getting
more and more small-friendly.
All the seats are first-class...
Florida, we moved out to Vegas.
And that...
Yeah, I think that's the
last time we talked.
Yeah. Well, Vegas wasn't
such a good choice for me,
as it turns out.
Got into some real bad habits.
Pretty much hit rock bottom.
Tell ya, any other woman
would've run for the hills.
Carol, man, she's a saint.
She stuck with me.
But I really had to come
clean about everything.
I-I mean everything.
You know...almost.
So, the decision to...
Well, that's the thing.
We both needed the change.
Hit the reset button.
Start all over.
Well, and plus, it
must feel good to know
you're really making
a difference.
You mean all that crap
about saving the planet?
Yeah.
Downsizing is about
saving yourself.
I-It takes the pressure right off.
Especially money pressure.
I'm just not driven and ambitious
like the rest of my family.
And now, Carol and I,
we live like kings.
same house I grew up in.
I mean, Audrey's
dying for us to move
but we're really strapped.
I mean, sh*t, I just finished
paying off my student loans.
Yeah, well...
Listen, if you ever start
thinkin' about it seriously,
here's my two cents, uh...
There's a lot of small communities
croppin' up out there, but
don't mess around.
Leisureland's where
you wanna be.
Best houses, best appliances,
best doctors.
They book all the
big concert tours.
They got all the
great restaurants.
The kids love
Cheesecake Factory.
And Leisureland's
got three of 'em.
And hey, I'm not just saying
all this for the referral credit.
Just so you know.
She's got a lot on the ball.
always wanted to read.
She's taking Italian.
And she's never been fitter.
Well, they sure seem happy.
Dave says he's getting
pretty good on the drums.
Next year, they're taking
the kids out of school
sister city in Tuscany.
Cooking classes, yoga,
wine-tasting,
the whole nine yards.
Hey, Saf, Audrey, it's Milo.
Bad news.
Your mortgage application at
The underwriter didn't like
the income to debt ratios--
they're a little excessive.
I-I don't know if you
can come up with
another ten-fifteen
percent down.
If you could, maybe
goose it up a little bit...
And then we'll be able to tell
right away if it's for us or not.
Yeah, so let's not
waste a lot of time.
Maybe if we get to Santa Fe early,
we can get a massage.
Sounds good to me.
Out together dancin'
cheek to cheek
Heaven
I'm in heaven
And the cares that
hung around me
through the week
Seem to vanish like
a gambler's lucky streak
When we're out together dancin'
cheek to cheek
Welcome, everybody!
I'm Jeff Lonowsky,
Senior Product Specialist
at Leisureland Estates.
You havin' a good time?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Come on, guys, you're a heck
of a lot bigger than I am.
Make some noise!
Are you havin' a good time?
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
That's more like it.
So, what do you
think of my place?
Pretty nifty, huh?
It's the house of my dreams.
Heck, I'd say this is the
house of anybody's dreams.
Why, an average guy like me
would have to work twenty,
if ever.
And just wait till
you see what's inside.
Oh.
Jeff?
You've gotta stop inviting
guests over without telling me.
Oh, sorry, Laura.
I was only--
I mean, I finally just got in the
tub to relax after such a busy day.
Busy doing what, sweetheart?
Oh, no end of things.
First I took a tennis lesson
and had a massage.
Nice.
And then after a gourmet
lunch with the girls,
well, we couldn't help ourselves
so we popped into that new
Loget's jewelry store downtown.
Uh-oh, Loget's. What's
than gonna cost me?
Now, Jeff, you hush.
I was really good.
Just another diamond bracelet.
Just a diamond bracelet?
That doesn't sound like you.
You're right, I don't
like to break up a set.
So, I got matching
diamond earrings
and a matching diamond necklace.
All conflict-free,
and set in platinum.
How much, Laura?
Oh, but Jeff, they look so good
on me, and you should see--
How much, Laura?
-Well, Jeff...
-I said how much?
Eighty-three dollars.
Eighty-three dollars?
Are you crazy?
Why, that's practically our food
budget for two whole months!
Ah!
Putting it all together, if you
liquidate your current home,
cars and other assets,
and purchase a
Regency-level estate--
remember that's a 12,000
square foot equivalent home
on a 1.5 acre equivalent lot--
at a base price of $63,000.
Then the Health and
Fitness package--
that's $4,500, you're
gonna wanna get that.
It's gym, pool, sauna, steam,
hot tub, and a tennis court.
Then the medical
procedures for two adults.
That's $15,000.
But does insurance
cover any of that?
No, but at the Regency level you
qualify of a substantial discount.
And don't forget the
federal tax credit.
-Right, right.
-Right?
So, taking a look at
your current debt,
you retirement and
your other savings,
you are at $152,000 in equity.
People, that is a very
comfortable number.
Comfortable? That doesn't
sound like nearly enough.
-Yeah.
-Well, no.
See, you have to look
at this column, Audrey.
Equivalent value.
You're solidly inside
the Blue Chip zone.
In Leisureland your $152,000
translates to $12.5 million--
to live on, for life.
I mean, come on!
-Oh.
-Well.
Hold on, if this is
such a good thing,
how come
you haven't done it?
I would do it in a heartbeat
but my husband had
a hip replacement
so he's ineligible.
So, what do you think?
Would the Regency level
be your first choice?
something a little more deluxe?
Honey, why don't you
just go ahead and pick.
I just want you to be happy.
That's a good husband.
Take a look at this.
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