Downsizing Page #5
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- 2017
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Full-Sized Flower Mart.
How much they're
charging for this?
Dusan!
Dusan!
Quoi, ma Cherie?
What are you doing down there?
Oui, ma Cherie. J'arrive.
Anyway,
as I was saying,
Paul, if tonight
noise disturbs you,
just come upstairs talk to me.
Don't make big show
like last time,
yelling like crazy man.
We're neighbors.
Neighbors are friends.
What's better even,
come to the party.
Thanks, but like I said, we
just want to have
a quiet dinner.
Just try to keep it down, okay?
Yes, darling, of course.
Shh, shh.
Shh.
Oh.
Thanks for a really nice time.
Plus the cooking and all.
Sorry I have to leave so early,
but you know, the sitter...
Yeah, yeah. No...
I was...
Up one floor.
What?
Yeah, one more.
-Gracias
-Oh, gracias, tio.
Anyway, uh,
I was hoping uh, Sunday
I... I'd love to meet him.
Yeah...maybe.
-Something wrong?
-No.
You're a wonderful guy, Paul.
And I really enjoy
hanging out with you.
Uh-huh.
But, if I'm honest
about how I'm feeling,
I just-it might be uh--
it might be too soon for me.
It's fine, I get it.
-No, no...
-I get it. No, it's fine.
I just mean if we're
bringing Jonah into it...
Have a nice night.
No, I...
Paul!
A rose!
Paul!
You come.
And you bring the rose.
-It's a peace offering.
-Oh.
Look, everyone.
This is Paul, my neighbor.
And look at what he brings me.
A real f***ing rose!
ungrateful sons of b*tches
think to bring
something to Dusan?
No. You're the only one.
I like you.
But, I know I said
it's only little party,
but I make two, three phone
calls to very close friends,
look what happens.
Everybody comes.
There's nothing else to do in this
f***ing city after 10 o'clock.
Now, this I do not understand.
It's not as if so many people
have work in the morning.
You know, this is worst trait
about small people--
they're lazy.
Not all, not all. But lazy.
Like...this lazy son of a b*tch.
Konrad!
What's that you're
saying about me?
What lies are you telling?
Just that in small world
no one wants to work.
What did you expect?
It's the wonderful thing
about becoming small.
Because you're immediately rich.
Unless you're very poor.
Then you're just small.
Konrad's a sea captain.
Oh?
Never more than ten meters
away from his boat.
Oh.
I do like my boat.
There she is.
Sonja, my beauty.
You see, I'm from
many generations.
All the way back to my
grandfathers, my father--
all sea captains.
So, what brings you
to Leisureland?
Dusan.
He even convinced
me to become small,
mostly for the women
and the parties.
And, frankly, my wife
had all the money,
and after she left,
things became a bit tricky.
Oh, I can relate.
It's quite wonderful
to be small, don't you think?
I'd say it has its
pluses and minuses.
Next week I'll be
in the Seychelles,
and two weeks after that, I'll be
sailing with friends for a
month on Lake Titicaca.
Can you believe I've never
been to Lake Titicaca?
Well, how does the boat
get from place to place?
I mean, you can't sail it.
FedEx, my dear boy.
Sonja travels faster than I do.
How'd you get a tiny
harpsichord down here?
Well, I didn't--I had
to have it raised.
Well, how?
Excuse me, who is that?
-Who's that?
-Yeah.
That's little Ronni.
That's little Ronni?
-The first small baby ever born.
-Yeah.
-Back in Norway?
-Sh*t.
-That's little Ronni.
-Yeah.
You should go talk to him.
Sorry, uh...
Sorry, excuse me, um,
is it-is it true you're little Ronni?
Well, maybe not
so little anymore.
But yeah, it's me.
Wow, that's...!
Do you thi-hey-would it be
cool to get a selfie?
-Yeah, man, get in here.
-Awesome.
Thank you so much,
I really appreciate it.
Thank you.
-Get in here.
-Wow.
Thank you, so are you.
What is that?
No, I need to know.
I-I have allergies.
Wait! Wait.
Okay.
De Granada a Casablanca
Enterr mi fantasa
Una guitarra, y un gitano canta
Canta mi Andaluca
I'm gonna take off my shoes.
Having fun?
Enough with the
f***ing doorbell.
Good morning, Mr. Dusan.
We come clean for you.
So you had fun last night, yeah?
You didn't know were so lucky
to have exciting
neighbor such as me.
Well, I've never been
to a party like that.
I've nev-there were
so many Europeans.
Did you know little Ronni
was here? I mean...
-he is historic.
-And boring, you know.
Good-looking dumb
Norwegian guy
goes around the world
having sex with everyone--
women, men, hermaphrodites,
dogs, goats, monkeys.
He'll be the first small
baby to die of syphilis,
but... historic.
Well, apparently he still lives
in the original colony, you know,
over in Norway. I've always
wanted to see that.
It's all right.
You've been there?
Yeah, I go once or twice a year.
Konrad too. We make
business there.
Very good business.
Must be somethin' to see. I--
You know, you can't even
get pictures of it online?
Yes, my friend.
The world is filled
with things to see.
You know, I don't know you, Paul
but I like you,
I like you very much.
And my advice is
get out of this disgusting
little f***ing apartment
and open your eyes.
Don't be so American.
You're nice guy, Paul,
Last night you dance,
you laugh
but inside you cry.
Who are you to talk
to me that way?
I'm Dusan Mirkovic,
your neighbor.
Neighbors are friends.
Friends tell friends the truth.
Okay, maybe sometimes
I'm a little bit a**hole,
Otherwise where
would sh*t go out.
Dusan...
-Bye.
-Thank you.
When I think of big
people becoming small
-Mm-mm.
-all the new small cities
in the world, I see opportunity.
I ask myself, Dusan,
why the people they
want to become small?
To help the environment?
Please.
The become small
to have the things
which until now were
only for the rich,
which, by the way, is the
genius of the concept.
So I say to my brother Srdjan--
I work with my brother.
He's still big.
My wife, too, by the way.
I say,
why not bring very special items,
luxury items, to the
small consumer?
The-The things that nobody
else is thinking to bring?
Such as?
Well, Cohiba Esplendido.
Cuba. Best cigar in the world.
How much you pay for this
when you big?
Forty-five, fifty dollars.
When you small,
I sell you this cigar
for one dollar.
And from this one Cohiba,
we make about 2,000 cigars.
Okay, maybe they're not
actually made in Cuba.
Maybe they're rolled by
little Albanians in Bujanovac
but who cares?
And this is just one thing.
There's perfume, cologne,
brandy, port, Calvados,
truffles, caviar, pfft.
Is all that legal?
Baby, this is Wild West.
Who has time
chasing after some
f***ing Serbian guy
five inches tall
over a few cigars
and some wine.
My brother and I are
around the world.
Seven.
And Paul, listen, anything
you want, I can get for you.
Anything, anytime.
Excuse me a minute.
Hello?
Uh, can I talk to you
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