Downsizing Page #4
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- 2017
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Audrey, if you don't come
back here right now...
And see you all small?
You're upset?
You're upset?
I'm the one who's
five f***ing inches tall!
Well, we're sure sorry to hear
Mrs. Safranek couldn't
make it today.
Safranek.
Safranek.
Well, it's not a half-bad
get everything ready for her.
The net blocks a lot of UV rays,
but you still might
wanna put your hat on.
And anytime you
wanna to somewhere,
you just hop in
one of these bad boys.
And if they're in
short supply, well,
you can always share.
It's fun to share. I know, I've
met some super people that way.
Just super.
Yeah, isn't that somethin'?
Over to your right there,
that big, white oval building is
one of our seven Sports Centers.
That's the one that houses
facility in the world--
you know, relatively speaking.
And over there is Lake Chester...
Look familiar?
The Barrington.
My sister's got one.
She loves it.
Well, sir, here is the uh,
key to your kingdom.
Welcome to the good life.
Oh, they uh, stocked the
kitchen with standard items...
you about is the dairy--
it takes a while
for your stomach
to adjust to the milk
and the cheese,
so go easy on it. Somethin'
about the bacteria.
And be careful about
the hot water.
It's on one central system and
they got that cranked really high.
Surprised they haven't
had a lawsuit yet.
Oh, but you didn't
hear that from me.
Thanks Matt.
You're a nice guy.
And Paul?
Thanks for helping the planet.
Aaah!
F***!
Safranek?
That's me.
Okay!
And now from the United States,
where for many years, both the
Department of Homeland Security
and the Immigration and
Naturalization Service
have been warning about
the ease with which
downsized people--
from illegal immigrants
to potential terrorists--
could penetrate U.S. borders.
Last week's discovery
in Eugene, Oregon
provided new evidence
to support that claim.
Brian Fakler brings us up to date.
This Target is just one of
thousands of big-box
stores around the country
tons of goods weekly,
most of it from Asia.
Last week, workers here in Eugene
opened a suspicious TV box
and discovered 17 downsized
stowaways from Vietnam,
14 of them already dead,
at a local hospital.
On Friday, the lone survivor,
was transferred to a hospital at
Leisureland Estates in New Mexico,
widely considered the country's
top medical center for the small.
Doctors were forced to amputate
and today her condition
is described as fair but stable.
According to a statement from the
Department of Homeland Security,
Ms. Tran claims to
have been jailed
for her political and
environmental activism,
and was miniaturized
against her will
in a Vietnamese prison facility.
If true, this would bolster
that repressive governments
around the world...
So, do we need to review any of
the terms of the settlement?
No.
It's all pretty clear.
I really wish you'd
taken her first offer.
I know.
All right, well.
Just step back a little.
Don't want you to get hurt.
Um.
As large as you can, please.
Nice weather down here.
Turned real cold back in Omaha.
Uh-huh.
Wind chill.
Hey, Paul.
Thanks, man, you were right.
Raising my monitor
really did the trick.
My neck feels better, there's
no more tingling in my arm.
I would've never
made the connection.
That's great, I'm really
glad I could help.
Thank you for
calling Land's End.
My name is Paul,
how can I help you today?
Ciao, bello.
Hi, Carol.
Hey, pal.
Why the long face? Huh?
Look around you, buddy.
Life is good.
I made a mistake, Dave.
Biggest mistake of my life.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Look, I know divorce can put a
dent in anyone's self-esteem.
And what Audrey did to you
was beyond the pale.
I mean, I hate her.
I-I barely know her.
You may not hate her,
but I hate her guts.
You, you just gotta get back
in the saddle, that's all.
Ah, maybe someday.
If you want my advice,
single moms is the way to go.
Yeah, they got the whole kid
thing out of their system,
and they just wanna party
No, that's okay, I'm--
And if you don't want an
emotional connection, which
understandable, you just uh
well, we have all sorts of ways you
can have a good time down here.
No strings attached.
-Just put it on the old credit card.
-No, I'm good.
-Really.
-Okay, yeah.
In fact, I started
seeing someone.
Oh, yeah?
Single mom, actually.
Mm-hmm, now we're talkin'.
Good for you.
Paul, this is so good.
Thanks.
The recipe called
for chervil, but
you can't get chervil here yet.
-So, I used dill.
-Hm.
Well, whatever it is,
it's super-yummy.
It's the little things, you know?
I mean, except for there being
no birds or insects,
you'd think you're
in the normal world
and then somethin' happens
and you realize we're not.
I mean, not that substituting
dill for chervil
is that big a thing, but
you know what I mean.
Like last month,
my parents came down
Mm-hmm.
and it's like this whole production
with the carrying boxes, and of
by Grandma and Grandpa
being so huge and scary.
Mm.
One night they took us out
for dinner at Fleming's,
-you know, real nice,
-Mm-hmm.
and Jonah and are
sitting on the table
And the big people wouldn't
stop staring at us.
Plus, the restaurant brags about
and then they charge
a huge minimum.
They should charge
big people extra.
They're the ones
dragging down the world.
I know.
Big people look at us
like we're freaks.
They're the freaks.
Oh, did you hear about all that
gas being released in Antarctica?
From the ice? The methane?
Oh, I haven't really been following
the news that much lately.
Apparently it's a big deal.
Scientists are saying
the more the ice melts,
making more ice melt.
Apparently we're already
way beyond the tipping--
It's my upstairs neighbor.
Well, it's the strangest thing,
I-there wasn't a peep for months
I don't even think he was here--
and then suddenly, it's
party, party, party.
I had to call security
the other night.
Dusan!
Hey, Dusan!
Dusan!
Yes?
You mind turning
down the music?
I'm trying to have a
quiet evening down here.
Hello, my friend.
Hello, Dusan.
May I come in?
Certainly.
So, listen, Pete,
Paul.
-Paul.
-Paul.
And Kristen.
-Ah, hello, Kristen.
-Hi.
I'm sorry I'm disturbing
your nice little dinner.
Listen...
as I was saying, Paul,
I'm having one more, you know,
little party at
my place tonight.
Not big like last time.
Very small.
Just a few close friends.
No!
Is that a rose?
-Yeah.
-A real rose?
Where'd you get a real rose?
It's a new store, uh,
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