Dr. Cabbie

Time's up! Time's up!

Finish! Finish your work!

Please, time's up! Hurry up!

Time's up! Come on!

- Hi!

- Hi, Deepak.

Congratulations, Deepak!

I swear to fulfill to the best

of my ability and judgment this covenant.

I will respect the hard-won scientific gains

of those physicians

in whose steps I walk.

I will remember that warmth,

sympathy and understanding

may outweigh the surgeon's knife.

May I long experience

the joy of healing those

who may seek my help.

And I will maintain

by all means in my power

the honour and noble tradition

of the medical profession.

Swami-ji, keep the rupees!

It's all about dollars for me!

Show some respect now, huh?

I'm a doctor!

Ma!

Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.

MD.

- on!

Doctor!

Your father would've been

so proud of you today!

He would've been proud of you, Ma.

You've worked so hard for us.

Ma! Ma!

Last time!

I want us to experience the world now!

And, Ma, I can heal people anywhere!

Ma?

Ma!

Ma, pack up these spices now!

We'll need them to keep us warm.

We are moving to the land of opportunity.

- Honey... I thought

we were going to Canada.

Let's go!

So many white people, new?

Ma, did you know the entire country

once belonged to the Indians?

Amazing! Indians!

Hello!

Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. Really?

Millions of us Indians

share many names,

but there's only one great

Dr. Deepak Chopra.

You also!

And Vijay Sharma sponsored you?

Yes! He's my brother!

He's got the best Indian

restaurant in Toronto:

Korma Suva!

Susan, you should come there sometime

if you like Indian food.

We'll give you big discount!

- Welcome to Canada.

- Thank you, ma'am!

Thank you! Thank you!

Look how quickly

she stamped our passports!

These Chinese, they're just like us!

- OK!

- They love discounts

even more than sex!

Shhh! Shhh! Let's go!

Carefully!

We have to find your uncle Vijay.

- OK!

Over here! Over here!

Who are these girls?

Must be his assistants, new?

Hey, Uncle!

Welcome to Toronto! Huh?

So, Uncle, where's all the snow?

'WOW!

- Huh?

Beautiful house, Uncle!

Very nice!

And where is she?

Uncle, when do we meet Rani?

- Viju, you never told us

where did you meet her?

- Uh,where?

- Huh, where?

She's coming.

Huh? What do you think?

Huh?

Welcome to your new home.

Namaste!

Namaste!

- I hope you brought your appetites.

I've been cooking up a storm!

Buzz, buzz, buzz!

Beautiful!

Let's eat!

That's fine. Thank you!

- Mmm! Rani,

there's already enough food!

Oh, but the Dalai Lama says,

"One must approach both love

and cooking with reckless abandon. "

Uh-huh!

Oh, your auntie warships the snake god.

But, Uncle, isn't the snake god a cobra?

- Um, there are no cobras here,

so she worships the rattlesnake god.

on!

- Lamb?

- No, thank you, Auntie!

I don't eat meat!

My Deepu is a grass eater!

Um...

But I'll have some!

Nellie?

Thank you! Uncle, can I serve you?

- Please!

- Mmm!

Looks tasty!

Uh. good!

Naan?

Thank you!

Naan?

Thank you!

Naan!

- Where did you learn

to cook Indian food?

TV!

- Uncle? Auntie?

You've been godsends.

Supporting my education

and now sponsoring us?

Really, words can't express

how thankful lam

for everything you've done

for Ma and me.

- Don't thank me.

It was your aunt's idea.

She wanted us all to be together.

- Really?

- Thank you, Auntie!

You're welcome!

To my lovely Indian family!

Cheers!

I'll drink to that!

- But Neelu-ji,

you've never drank alcohol before!

Well, I've never been on a plane before!

Cheers!

I like Canada!

It likes you!

Ma?

Ma, are you OK?

I would be proud to be a pan

of your medical team.

Sincerely, Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.

That was fast!

Hey, sexy! You're so big!

Do you know what else is big?

These massive savings!

Click now and we can have some fun!

Click right here!

A slice of cucumber on each eye;

my idea of a perfectly balanced diet.

Really?

Hello, ladies!

Hot stone massage at 5:00?

Yes, yes! Let's get stoned!

- Deepak!

Looks like you just got some good news!

It's a job offer!

I can feel it from the bottom of my heart!

- I can also feel it from my bottom!

My Deepu!

OK, guys, no need to get excited.

It's just an interview call-in.

Guys!

It's just an interview! Come on!

Come on, Deepak! Confidence!

You can do this. You're a good doctor! Yes!

"Good morning!

Good morning!

"My name is Deepak V...

Good morning!

"My name is Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.

"I'm caring and I'm compassionate. "

Yes, that's it!

"I'm a dedicated... "

Good day!

Congratulations!

You've excelled

at the Medical Council Evaluating Exams!

Despite your excellent exam results,

the Canadian Medical Association

requires a 4-year residency.

- I graduated from a well-respected

medical school in India.

on, India!

Yeah! I love India!

I went to an ashram out of college.

Namaste!

Anyway, Indian medical training

isn't familiar to us.

- But I also know that this country

has a shortfall of 26,000 doctors.

I'm confident that my credentials...

- We can't travel the world

evaluating every medical school!

We must provide competent healthcare here.

- Millions of people who can't find

a family doctor are clogging...

Our emergency rooms.

I've had every door slammed in my face.

I've rewritten every exam successfully!

- Being a doctor

is not only about treating patients...

It's about having patience!

Maybe you'd like to try another career,

perhaps nursing

or massage therapy, Mr. uh...

Brown.

Sorry!

- Decaf latte with a heart

for my favourite guy!

- What do I owe you?

- Oh no, it's on me.

- Oh, thanks!

- Have a good day!

Can I help the next customer?

- Just one second!

Hey! What can I get for you?

Coffee?

Coffee?

- I'm... I'm so sorry!

I've just had such a bad day.

I can't get a job here...

- We've all had those. Bye-bye!

- Thanks!

Can I help the next clown?

- I'll take whatever's cheapest,

the bathroom key and a plunger.

OK!

- And move on it, Blondie!

I'm shitting in my pants here!

Hey! Watch it!

- Hey! Mr. India!

Where are you going?

I don't know.

What? In life, or...

I have to go!

W-w-wait! OK! OK!

Today, I give you 50% off

to all sad Indians. Come!

That's fine!

- What a beautiful face, huh?

One smile! One smile! One smile!

Huh? Huh? Come, come, come, come!

No, no! In the front!

Indian style!

Brothers, brothers! Come!

OK, come!

What do you do?

- I'm a doctor.

- You're a doctor?

Check one thing, doctor!

Small joke!

Don't mind! Don't mind!

Where are you going?

Korma Sutra Restaurant.

- Hey! Free diarrhea

with every plate of butler chicken, boss!

And that owner's so horny, man!

He must be judging the chicken nipples

inappropriately also.

He's my uncle.

Nice guy! Very nice guy!

Oh, and that white snake lady, man!

I'd love to show her my python.

- Hey! She's my auntie!

And she's very sweet.

- Oh, yeah!

- Show some respect!

Nice lady, huh? Great!

- Yeah, she is!

- Oh, wow!

Look at this hottie, huh?

Ooh! Ass-testis!

Hey! Excuse me, miss?

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