Dr. Cabbie Page #2

Synopsis: An unemployed doctor turned cab driver becomes a local hero when he converts his taxi into a mobile clinic. Dr. CABBIE is the heart warming journey of a young Indian Doctor who immigrates to Canada with the selfless ambition of healing others while beginning a new life in the land of opportunity. Dr. CABBIE discovers his true purpose and true love when he embarks upon this journey of a doctor turned cabbie.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Momentum Pictures
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.2
TV-PG
Year:
2014
101 min
Website
184 Views


Wanna play doctor with my friend?

He's an MD.

- No! Shhh!

- And what are you? The nurse?

- Actually, I'm a...

I specialize in little p*ssy cats!

And I specialize in cracking nuts.

Anytime!

I don't know him.

I'm really sor...

Whoa!

Call me tonight, huh?

555-SEXY.

Area code:
416.

My name is Tony!

- Thanks!

- Anytime, boss!

- Be good!

- Hey, boss?

Call, eh, if you need a cab,

or a drink or a friend

or some hard chicks masala style!

Right now, all I need is a job.

Hey, buddy! That too!

Tony's got your back.

- Thanks!

- Hi, Tony!

This is Simone, the nutcracker...

Deepu, no job here

is too big or too small.

This is just temporary.

No!

- Oh! My

- Oh!

- What are you doing?

- I'm sorry!

Oh! Oh!

Stop your surgery, Doc!

- Yes, Uncle!

- Come! Come with me!

- What happened?

- Come, come, come, come!

That is Dr. Calvin Porter,

famous plastic surgeon.

Take good care of him

and he'll hook you up.

With his daughter?

- No!With a job!

And that's not his daughter.

His daughter's much older.

That's his wife.

- Wow!

- I think he implanted

all of the Silicon Valley right there!

- Come on!

- Huh'? Huh'?

Wow! This one will surely impress!

- Ugh!

- Go, go, go!

- This, Uncle?

- Go!

Uncle...

Good evening, doctor!

Hi!

- Yes, yes!

- It's cute!

Cute!

Uh... we're happy to offer you

our breast...

I mean...

You're a downright idiot!

Don't touch her breasts!

- It's OK, I'm a doctor!

- So am I!

I'm so sorry!

Calm down!

I'm 30...

It's gone! It's gone! It's gone!

- No, no, no! Don't go!

- I'm sorry!

- We're never eating here again!

- Please don't go!

Punjabi perverts!

- What's wrong with you?

You can't even serve lobster?

What idiot made you a doctor?

- Do you think I came here

to work in your shitty restaurant?

Keep your stupid hat!

- Fifteen years I've slogged

to get where I am!

And you want everything in 15 days?

- A little lower!

- Mmm!

- What up, doctor?

- Tony? I need a drink.

So, I'm fighting this lobster,

and the husband says,

"Don't touch my wife's b*obs!"

I'm like,

"Your wife has b*obs in her lobster!"

- Take my wiener! Take my wiener!

Touch it!

With your mouth! Take the wiener!

- I don't want it!

- He doesn't want it.

Give it to me.

- Tell me one thing.

Why are you such an elitist?

Why don't you wanna join us?

You think you're too good to be a cabbie?

Join us! Be a cabbie like us!

- Cabbie, me?

- OK, so what, this guy's saying

he's better off wearing stupid hats,

looking at boobies, putting stupid lobsters

in there, looking around!

- Listen, I don't know anything

about lobsters, OK,

but I heard Tony has crabs.

- Whoa!

- Ah!

You wanna see my crabs?

Come, come! You like seafood?

I'll cut off all 2 inches of it right now!

- Simone!

- Hmm, what's up?

Where did you find this lowlife?

- I saw his blue balls

hanging off the back of his cab,

and I just felt so sorry for him!

Hey, hey, hey!

Guys, I should... I should go.

- Go, yeah! What you should do

is come to work with me tomorrow!

- Yeah!

- Come on! Come just pan-time!

Guys, I'm a doctor!

I'm a Ph. D. in psychology.

- Physics graduate!

Beijing U.

And Tony graduated from driving school!

- I didn't wanna study

like all you idiots, OK?

I always knew I was gonna be a cabbie.

I'm just not a d*ckhead!

I guess that's me:

Dr. D*ckhead!

D*ckhead! D*ckhead! D*ckhead!

What up, Pete?

Leave me hangin', bro!

This is, uh, Deepak,

who I told you about.

He comes from 3 generations

of the finest cabbies.

And, uh, this is our boss, Pete.

He comes from 3 generations

of the smelliest, grumpy fans.

What the hell are you still doing here?

I love you too!

Doctor, huh?

Hmm!

Well, son, like we haven't seen

one of those in here before.

- Sir, these days I feel like a victim

of some grand cosmic joke.

Yeah, you and me both.

We've now got more Ph. D.'s

in here than Harvard.

Sir?

Hmm...

- I don't mean to be rude,

but how are you treating your cancer?

Oh, what the hell'?

The anti-nausea pills...

Look, I'm not an oncologist,

but I can still help.

Yeah! OK...

I have lung cancer.

Chemo didn't work.

- I'm sorry!

- Oh, don't be sorry.

I'm the one who smoked.

Come over here.

Baby... OK!

Right there!

Remember, you're a cabbie, not a pilot.

- Yes, yes!

No drinking, no drugs.

- No!

- No sex.

I got eyes in every cab!

Shut up!

Don't smile!

Deepu! You're not a cabbie!

You're a doctor!

- And why do you have to move out?

Because of what I said?

- You guys won't get it!

What?

Uncle, you were right.

No job here is too big or too small.

And, Ma, I have to find my own way now.

He cannot travel the path

until he becomes the path itself.

I start every new journey

with the blessings

of the elephant god, Ganesh.

May it bring you all the happiness

that it's brought to me.

- Oh, Auntie! Thank you!

You're the best!

See you, Uncle Vijay.

Huh?

mo?

'Huh?

- Do it! Come on!

- Huh!

Bye, Mom.

Never tell anyone that you're a cabbie.

And if you see anyone who looks like family,

don't you dare stop for them!

- "Hey Meat Ball"?

- Welcome home, boss!

Hey, Bruno!

Hey! This is Deepak

who I told you about.

- Ah!

- He's gonna be our landlord.

So, this is your new roommate?

- Are we sharing a room?

- We're sharing a bed.

But it's OK. It doesn't matter!

And this is his beautiful daughter, Mimi!

- Hello, Mimi!

- Hi!

- This guy can check you out anytime.

He's a doctor!

Ah! Dottore!

- From India!

- Ah, India! Come sit! Sit!

Ah! This guy always

banging chicks in the room.

I tell him, "No banging chicks in the room!"

- Why do you bang...

- First, you bang the chicks in the room,

then you wanna bang a guy.

What next? You wanna bang me?

- No!

- Why would I wanna bang you?

- Sir, there will be hanky-panky.

- Yeah!

- No banging!

Dottore,

you gotta try today's special!

- Ah!

- My daughter's grilled octopussy. Muah!

Mimi!

- Huh'.7

- Two special, huh?

- Yeah! Two for the doctor! Oh!

Sir, actually, I'm a vegetarian.

- Vegetarian?

- Yes, but Tony isn't! He...

- Hey, I... I don't want no octopussy.

Why don't you eat the octopussy?

You don't want my daughter's octopussy?

You, dottore!

You will love my daughter's...

- Yeah, you'll love the octopussy!

- Sir, I don't eat meat.

- Why you not want

my daughter's octopussy?

Dirty guys!

You think I talk about her VJ?

I have an Uncle Vijay!

- Your uncle has a VJ?

No, no! His uncle is Vijay.

Yes!

Your uncle is your auntie?

- No! His auntie has a VJ.

- My uncle...

- Your auntie has a VJ?

- Obviously, she has a VJ!

- Your uncle doesn't have a VJ?

His name is Vijay!

Vijay is an Indian name.

- His name...

But it doesn't mean...

- It's not a VJ.

- No, no!

Mimi! Mimi!

- Who has the VJ?

Mimi! Mimi!

She's choking! Tony, help me!

- Mimi, I got you!

- OK, OK! Ready!

- OK, ready? Ready? One!

Hey!

Two!

- Hey!

- Three!

It When the Moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie $1

# That's amore... #

- You're OK, Mimi?

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Vinay Virmani

Vinay Virmani (born January 24, 1985) is a Canadian actor. Virmani was born and raised in Toronto. After graduating in business from York University, Virmani studied filmmaking and theatre at Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute in New York City. He wrote and starred in the hockey comedy Breakaway (dubbed into Hindi as Speedy Singhs), followed by Dr. Cabbie (2014), where he was a writer, lead actor and producer. Dr. Cabbie broke the Canadian record for audience numbers on opening day. He was next seen in The Steps, which premiered at Toronto International Film Festival in 2015. more…

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