Dr. Cabbie Page #8

- Members of the jury,

thank you for your time.

- Your Honour, the prosecution recommends

a minimum 4-year jail term,

after which, since Mr. Chopra

is not a citizen of our country,

we recommend that he be deported.

You can't do that!

- Order!

Idiot!

- I'll pronounce

the sentence in 2 hours.

All rise!

Excuse me...

Come on. We don't have much time.

- Where are we going?

- You'll see.

Natalie! Natalie,just...

Listen, w...!

Where are we going?

- Your Honour, I'd like

to present important evidence

before sentencing the accused.

- Miss Wilman,

evidence comes before

the guilty/not-guilty thing.

It's against my better judgment,

but you may proceed.

- Your honour,

I ask you to consider the value

Dr. Chopra's deportation

would serve his new wife and child.

- Mr. Chopra was a bachelor

when this trial started.

What am I missing?

Well...

Shhh!

You ready, boss?

Come on! Come on!

Hi!

- Hi! Do you have the marriage license?

- Yeah, here you go.

- Marriage license?

Yeah, you signed that when you signed me.

Always read the fine print, Dr. Chopra.

Nervous? Me too.

It's my first time.

- Do you want me to marry you

only so I can stay in this country?

- No, I... want you to marry me

because you love me.

" No!

Idiot!

What is he doing?

Is there an objection?

Yes! I... I object.

Deepu, don't!

I'm sorry, I... I can't marry you.

No!

Not like this.

Deepu!!

Natalie...

I don't know what tomorrow will bring...

but with you as my wife

and Ganesh as my son,

I know I can face it.

I promise to love you both forever.

Will you marry me?

Of course I will!

I'm so happy!

And... now we're happily married.

Thank you, Miss Wilman.

Prescribing drugs without a license

has meant ruin for many before you.

But I see more gain in sentencing you

to 500 hours of community service...

...than putting you in jail.

And you will not practise

without a license.

Considering your deep family ties

in this country,

it is this court's decision

not to deport you.

We did n!

This court is adjourned.

Good job, everybody!

Good job, everybody. Good job!

- on!

Ah! Ah!

- We did it!

- Let's go, let's go!

Rani! Rani, let's go!

This is a good thing, right?

Oh my gosh!

- Oh, Deepak!

I love you!

I love this guy!

All right, let's eat!

Yes, yes, yes!

Come on, let's go!

Natalie! Wow!

So vicious, but sexy!

Seriously, so much sexier since my baby

tumbled out of your vagina.

That's a compliment! OK, you know what?

You wouldn't have given

Slum Doc here a second chance

if he hadn't seen your powdered kitty

in the back of the cab.

- Leave it, Deepak. He's drunk.

What did you say?

I said, "Birdie Num Num Num Num. "

Oh!

Oh God!

- Are you OK?

- Yeah, well, he just punched...

- Dick!

- Why does that feel good?

I like that. I don't know why.

Oh God, that feels...

- As I was saying,

how does a honeymoon in India sound?

I'd love to see the Taj Mahal with you.

Ah!

# Come on #

Dr. Chopra to radiology.

Dr. Chopra, radiology.

- How are you feeling, honey?

- Fine.

- I told you false alarms,

Braxton Hicks contractions, nothing else.

- Honey, I'd just really like

to give birth in a hospital this time,

you know what I'm saying?

- You got it.

- You don't want me to fall in love

with another cabbie, do you?

Just make sure he's a doctor.

# I'm living the life #

# I've been feeling right #

# It must be magic #

You know, I always wonder,

will we ever find a cure for cancer?

It I'm not home

It's an emergency... $1

You know what I wonder'?

Why is a "bra" singular

and "panties" plural?

It My temperature is rising

and I just can't stand it $1

it Time is running out

for you to set me free $1

# Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie... #

You're looking good, Tony.

Now, all I need a urine

and a stool sample.

- OK, doc!

- OK.

Ti Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie

Can you fix me... $1

What are you doing? Tony, what...

- Shhh!

Tony, what are you doing?

- There you go, doc!

That's the way.

# My desire #

# The fire's burning higher #

# Your body's calling me #

# Your body's calling me #

- Deepak, I am so sorry!

- I don't mean any disrespect.

- Get the

Sorry.

- Do your nipples always get hard

when you're cold?

Only when I'm horny.

Are you a safe driver?

Yeah, I've got a condom on right now.

Show me!

Another one?

# Time for you to set me free #

# Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie #

it Can you fix me

Fix me up right now $1

# Pick me up right now... #

How many wives do you have?

Three... a week,

hmm, until their husbands find out.

Welcome to the Korma Sutra.

Ah!

On!

- I ask this girl, OK, politely,

3 times to go out with me.

Politely! And you know what she says?

No. Pfft! Just like that.

- Maybe your approach is all wrong.

- What do you mean, my approach is all wrong?

You're the king of approaches, or what?

OK, show me!

- You're a dude!

- Try. It'll be fun.

OK, ahem!

It Time is running out

For you to set me free... $1

Let's have sex.

- No, no, Tony...

- Wait, wait! No, no, no!

Let's have sex, please.

- Tony, you can't say that.

- What do you mean?

OK, please, let's have sex.

- Tony...

- Please, let's have sex, please!

Please, please! Let's have sex, please!

- No!

You're just like every other woman!

You suck!

# Uh-huh #

# Uh-huh #

# Really #

# Come on #

# Uh-huh #

# Uh-huh #

# Uh-huh mm-hmm #

# AH I need is you #

# AH I need is you #

# AH I need is you #

it And I'm so glad

I've found you $1

it And I'm so glad

I've found you $1

it I never thought I'd ever find

a love like this $1

it I never thought I'd find

someone like you $1

it I thought I'd go through life

being so lonely $1

it I never thought

Pd need it like I do $1

#Ooh#

# I wanna be your girl oh #

# I've been searching around the world #

# And all I need is you #

# AH I need is you #

# Ooh all I need is you... #

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