Dr. Dolittle: A Tinsel Town Tail AKA Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts Page #2

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I can't wait to read the script.

Excuse me. Can I help you?.

But what I'm really excited about

is my new perfume.

-Excuse me--

-Couldn't believe it.

It was so hard figuring out

what I wanted it to smell Iike.

Did you know that there are

dozens of different smells?.

-Can't believe it.

-Oh, my gosh. That's Tiffany Monaco.

Lucky, do you know who that is?.

That is the heiress' heiress.

Heiress' heiress?.

What's she heiress of?.

Of being an heiress.

Her mom was an heiress

who married an heir.

She's one of the hottest celebrities

out there.

I read her exclusive interview.

Her favorite color is pink.

-You're Maya, right?.

-Right.

Sweet. Let's motor.

Wait. What are you talking about?.

What am I talking about?.

-You are coming to L.A. with me.

-Los Angeles?. Why?.

Because I saw you on TV.

You are the girl

who can talk to animals, right?.

So you gotta come with me,

talk to Princess.

Who's Princess?.

Princess, you know, my Iittle dog.

She has been totally depressed Iately.

She wouldn't come with me

to San Fran for our spring shopping trip.

There's this awesome boutique

that sells high heels for dogs.

It's called Best in Shoe.

So obviously,

she's totally messed, right?.

And I need you to talk to her.

So wait, you're saying your pet

needs help and you think I can help her?.

Yeah.

Can you stay right here

for one minute for me, please?.

Where?. Absolutely not.

Come on, Mom, please.

I really wanna do this.

Maya, we are Ieaving in two weeks

to take you to college.

We have way too much to do

before then.

And with your father in China

working with the pandas for a month...

...it is all up to you and me.

We'II get it done. Don't worry.

-Maya.

-Mom, come on.

You've seen the orientation video.

I won't be able to help another animal

for seven years.

PIease, just Iet me help this one now.

Maya, try the puppy dog eyes.

She's a sucker for those.

Come on, with me.

In three, two, one, and....

PIease.

Now, call me as soon as you arrive

and call me again an hour after that.

-As a matter of fact, call me every hour.

-Okay, Mom.

You will have her back

tomorrow morning, right?.

I have my own jet.

Mom, don't worry.

Everything will be fine, I promise.

-Okay.

-AII right.

More time with Maya.

I get the window seat.

Finally, the break

I've been waiting for.

Hollywood, here I come.

Maya, remember,

I'II be waiting for your call, honey.

I won't forget.

I'II call you when I Iand.

I sure hope Maya packed

some snacks in here.

Monkey Ioves the cheesy puffs.

Bye.

Star maps.

Miss Monaco.

Get out of here.

Wow, what is this place?.

A movie studio?.

Oh, no. This is my house.

Here we are, my Iittle pied-a-terre.

Oh, my gosh.

Come on.

Princess' room is up here, I think.

This house is so big

I never know where I'm going.

Her room?.

The dog has her own room?.

Oh, boy, Maya, you are really gonna

regret bringing me on this trip, huh?.

That's the Iast time I fly coach.

There's never enough tail room.

And now, Monkey is ready

for his close-up.

There she is.

There's my precious Iittle girl.

Hey, how much is that doggy

in the window?.

There's my Iittle boobsie-woobsie.

This is the girl Mommy told you about.

You tell her what's bothering you

and she'II make you feel all better.

Okay, baby-waby?.

AII right,

Iet's see you work your magic.

Okay.

Hey, Princess. I'm Maya.

You wanna tell me what's going on?.

Why don't you wanna Ieave your room?.

Why?. Why?.

Because I'm a guy, that's why.

A frigging guy.

A guy. Hey, I don't bark both ways.

Look at me. Doesn't that crazy broad

realize how humiliating this getup is?.

Do you have any idea how much poop

I take on the street from other dogs?.

It's enough to make a dog

wanna put himself to sleep.

I can't believe this.

I'm actually watching someone

talk to an animal.

-Oh, really?.

-Oh, my God.

-No way.

-This could be huge.

But wait, I don't understand.

How could she not have noticed?.

Hasn't she ever seen you go potty?.

She doesn't take me to go potty.

No, she's got a whole staff for that.

The only time when she even holds me

is when there are cameras around.

And then I wind up

dressed up Iike this.

Okay, okay. Well, just calm down.

I'II just tell her, okay?.

So Tiffany,

I don't know how to tell you this...

...but your Princess is a prince.

She is?. I mean, he is?.

He's, Iike, totally gonna need

a new outfit.

Thanks to everyone for coming

to my Iittle baby's coming-out party.

So I have an announcement to make.

The dog formerly known as Princess...

...will now be known as Rocco.

Hey, make sure to get my good side.

Actually, every side

is my good side, huh?.

Hey, thanks for your help, Maya.

No problem, Rocco.

Yo, Iike my shades?.

Lucky, I'm over here.

What's that?. Oh, sorry.

You should really take those things off.

You can't even see anything.

What?. Oh, no, not a thing.

But Hollywood parties

aren't about seeing.

They're about being seen.

I didn't really pack to be seen.

Not that I own anything

to be seen in at this party.

Hey, come on. What's important

is we're together in Hollywood.

Hey, I Iove this song.

Come on, Iet's dance.

Go. Go. Go.

Hey, watch it, bozo.

Oh, my God. Lucky.

I'm so sorry.

Hey, it's okay, really.

But you might wanna consider

getting your dog a seeing-eye dog.

Oh, no, no, he's not blind. He's....

You were joking, weren't you?.

-Trying to.

-Oh, no, no, no.

It was really, really funny.

I'm sorry.

I'm just a Iittle out of my element here.

I've never been to a party Iike this.

I've never been

anywhere Iike this before.

You know what?.

I'm sorry. Can we start over?.

-I'm Maya.

-Brandon.

-It's nice to meet you.

-You too.

So I'm guessing you're new in town.

Well, you can say that.

I'm here until tomorrow.

I'm staying with Tiffany.

Tiffany?.

You don't really Iook Iike

one of Tiffany's friends...

...but in a good way.

I mean,

you Iook better than Tiffany's friends.

You Iook real.

Hey. Hey, Maya, hello?.

Remember me from earlier?.

Me, your dance partner?.

Forget it. I'm single.

I'II mingle.

You know, you Iook familiar.

Do you know that?.

-Yeah, yeah. I was in--

-Oh, my God. I know what it is.

You're Brandon Booker.

You were in that TV show, the one

where you had 1 2 brothers and sisters.

Keeping Up With the Bakers.

Yeah, I played Timmy Baker.

Oh, my gosh.

I used to Iove that show.

You know, I'm not the kind of guy

who spends all his time chasing tail.

I'm Iooking for something meaningful.

I'm a dog,

but I'm not a dog, you know.

So twins, huh?.

Wow, I bet you two

were the pick of the Iitter.

I remember this episode where

you and your family got together...

...formed a band

and entered a talent contest.

-You were so good.

-You remember that episode?.

-Yeah.

-Well, thanks. Thanks a Iot.

Excuse me.

You're Maya Dolittle, aren't you?.

Yeah.

Oh, my God,

oh, my God, oh, my God!

Tiffany told us all about you.

-Long story.

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