Dr. Dolittle: A Tinsel Town Tail AKA Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts Page #3

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-Here, talk to my baby.

Ask him what he thinks

of his new 'do.

Help me.

So?.

Well....

Where does a guy

get a drink around here?.

I hear the toilets in this place

are filled with champagne.

-Who Iet the dog in here?.

-Sorry, my bad.

-Get out!

-Come on.

What a night.

Hello, Rick darling.

AII right, Monaco, spill it.

What's so important

that you had to pull your agent...

...out of his weekly

bamboo-Iemongrass body scrub?.

Well, you know how we've been talking

about taking my career to a new Ievel?.

Yeah, yeah.

The whole dancing on tables

and getting into fake feuds thing...

...is starting to wear a Iittle thin.

So, what have you got?.

You ever heard of Dr. Dolittle?.

Heard of him?. I tried to sign him.

I thought I could make that guy

a superstar...

...but he was more interested

in helping animals.

Like there's any money in that.

Well, what if I told you

I knew his daughter?.

His daughter?. So?.

So?. She can talk to animals too.

Really?.

And the best part?.

She's right over there.

Monaco, I never thought

I would say this...

...but you are a genius.

This could be

exactly what we're Iooking for.

There's only one problem.

She's Ieaving tomorrow morning.

What?. Oh, no, she's not.

keep her here, Monaco.

Do whatever you have to do...

...but keep her here

until tomorrow afternoon.

Bring her by my office

I'm not gonna Iet

this Dolittle get away.

keep her here?.

How am I gonna do that?.

Thank you so much. From now on,

I'II keep him 1 00 percent natural.

Come on.

Let's go get his ears pierced.

Oh, no.

Not again.

Okay, how Iong of a story is it?.

Maya. I see you've met Brandon.

Isn't he the cutest?.

Cute?. I don't think he's cute at all.

I've sniffed butts cuter than him,

so take it as you will.

Lucky, knock it off.

Tiffany, my mom called a couple

of times. Actually, about eight.

She was wondering if you plan

on taking me home tomorrow.

Tomorrow morning?.

But aren't you having Iunch

with Brandon tomorrow afternoon?.

What?. Lunch?.

Brandon, I assumed

you'd asked her to Iunch by now.

Well, I thought about it, Tiffany,

but I thought she had to go home.

Well, I'm sure she can stay a few

more hours to have Iunch with you.

Right, Maya?.

Well, sure.

I guess so. I wanna stay.

Great. I'II have a whole picnic

prepared for you in the gardens.

Oh, yeah. That would be great.

Okay. Well, I guess I'II see you then.

I guess you will.

Come on. I have so many people

to introduce you to.

Man's best friend.

How quickly they forget.

-Hey, wait for me.

-Hey, yo, check it out.

He's up to a hundred sodas.

-Chug, chug, chug.

-That's a record.

Chug, chug, chug.

Get funky with the monkey.

Oh, Tiffany, thank you so much

for putting this together.

-This is nice.

-No problem.

Anything I can do to help.

I think you and Brandon

make such a cute couple.

It's just too bad

you're going to San Francisco so soon.

Yeah.

There he is. Okay, spot check.

What?.

Smudge.

Okay, we're good. Good Iuck.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

AII this fuss for some Iousy actor?.

Come on, Maya.

I know these kind of guys.

They're all dogs.

Lucky, just be nice, okay?.

Okay, but if this guy

gets fresh with you...

...I'm gonna take

a big bite out of his--

Hot dog.

Hey, Maya.

I hope you don't mind,

but I brought my dog.

Maya, this is Emmy.

Hey, girl. How you doing?.

-Hello.

-Hi. I'm Lucky.

No, I think I'm the one that's Iucky.

I think I just met my dream dog.

-Hope you Iike to play.

-What, are you kidding?.

I'm the one that put the Iick in frolic.

Well, Iooks Iike they've hit it off.

So you wanna go for a walk?.

Okay.

Don't worry, Rick.

We are totally on schedule.

So how do you Iike Hollywood so far?.

It's amazing.

I mean, Iook at this place.

Everything is so different and exciting.

I bet you Iove Iiving here.

Love Iiving here?.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

I mean, I Iove acting, but Hollywood?.

To tell you the truth,

sometimes I think about...

...going back to school and Iearning

to do something completely different.

Really?. Like what?.

I don't know. There's just so much

out there to Iearn, you know?.

Well, if you started tomorrow,

you'd probably finish before I did.

-Well, when do you go to college?.

-I start next week.

-Really?.

-Yeah.

Wait, so, what are you doing here?.

To tell you the truth,

I don't really even know myself.

So, what was that thing

at the party?.

That Iittle trick you pulled

with the Day-GIo dog?.

Oh, no, that wasn't a trick.

I can talk to animals

and they can talk to me.

That was a good one. You really

had me going there for a second.

Oh, so you really don't

believe me, huh?. Okay.

Emmy.

Emmy, come here, girl. Come here.

Come here.

I need you to tell me something about

Brandon that only you would know.

Oh, really?.

That's interesting.

It's a bit sad, actually.

Okay. Well, thank you.

Okay, okay. What did she say?.

Oh, nothing, really.

Just that you TiVo Dr. Phil...

...and still sleep

with Star Wars sheets on your bed.

Oh, my God.

You can talk to animals.

I told you so. It runs in my family.

My father is this really amazing man

who helps animals all over the world.

Dolittle is kind of a big name

to Iive up to.

So that's why I just wanna get started,

you know?.

I feel Iike every day I'm not using

my gift, I'm wasting it.

Yeah, it really is an amazing gift.

And to think, today you used it

to find out I'm a total dork.

Shall we?.

Sure.

So, what's your favorite movie?.

Oh, that's easy. Lady and the Tramp.

Really?. Mine too.

It's uncanny, isn't it?.

Yeah. It's Iike we came

from the same pet store.

I know. It's so romantic.

It's too bad we didn't get

to spend more time together.

A Iittle more time with Emmy...

...and who knows

what I would've found out about you.

Well, it was nice meeting you,

Maya Dolittle.

Oh, it was nice meeting you too,

Mr. Brandon Booker.

If you guys ever make it

out to the Bay Area, sniff me out.

And hey, you can always send me

a flea mail. Get it?.

Get it, flea mail?.

Hello?. PIane to catch, remember?.

Well, have a good trip, huh?.

Yeah, you too.

Not that you're going anywhere,

because you Iive here.

-I'm gonna get in the car now.

-Yeah. I'II see you, Tiffany.

Thank you.

Hey, it's okay.

Maybe you'II see him again.

I don't know how.

I'm gonna be in college in San Francisco

and he'II be here.

Well, you never know.

Sometimes Iife takes, Iike,

totally unexpected turns, right?.

I just need to pick up something

from my agent's office.

-It'II only take a sec.

-Okay.

-You come too.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Hey, what about me?.

-Thank you.

-What am I, chopped Iiver?.

Star map?.

What kind of a star map

doesn't feature King Kong?.

Oh, what a rip-off.

Come on,

his office is right down here.

Yeah, it's Chase.

Listen, I met someone at a party

I think could be huge.

Yeah, and get this.

He's a monkey.

No, no, a...monkey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's gonna be huge, man.

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