Dr. Dolittle 3 Page #3

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that livestock off my hands.

That's what neighbors are for.

Despite always whipping

your butt at the rodeo...

...the Silver Spurs has always

considered the Durango an old friend.

Now, if there's

anything else I can do...

...you just let me know.

I've always got my eyes open

for some good land.

I'm sure you do.

Well, Walt,

if you'll excuse me...

...I got some new recruits up there

waiting on me.

- You take care, Jud.

- You do the same, Walter.

Goatsies, goatsies!

What are you looking at,

fat boy?

Silly pigs.

Why, you want a piece of me,

pork chop?

Do I look funny to you, huh?

What? I got a boog?

I get it?

Gone? You hungry?

Hey, where you going?

I ain't finished with you!

I'll see you at the buffet table!

Hey, gang, I'm Jud Jones.

Welcome to Durango.

I imagine most of you

already met my son Bo, here.

We're going to be working hard here

at Durango for the next six weeks...

...getting you all ready

to ride in the local rodeo...

...and anyone

that trains hard enough...

...can take a shot

at the individual competition...

...and who knows? You might get

to win a nice, big shiny trophy.

- Wouldn't it be easier if we just

watched it on TV? - Shut up!

So we're not going

to be competing as a team?

No, son.

I'm afraid that the Durango ranch...

...doesn't enter into the team

portion of the competition.

How come?

Let's say it's hard to expect

a bunch of city folk...

...to compete

against experienced cowboys.

- But who's ready to become

a cowboy in training? - Me!

And they call me weird!

Are you going to teach the bull ride?

That's the coolest.

Come on, gang!

The best cowboy is no match

for the right bull on a bad day.

But... you don't expect us

to do that other stuff, right?

Oh, no, not today.

Today, you're going to take

yourself a nice leisurely trail ride.

And tomorrow?

- Tomorrow, little lady,

the real work begins. - Can't wait.

Okay, Red.

Let's see what you got.

Okay, I can do this.

Man, Tyler, you are a wuss!

Here, let me show you, guys,

how it's done, okay? Watch this.

Let me show you how it's done.

You could use a bath around here!

Watch this, guys.

One at a time!

Why do I always get the fat kid?

Shouldn't have had

that third Snickers.

Don't worry, kid.

She'll move when the time's right.

Well, looks like you're up, Maya!

What's the matter, princess?

You scared you might break a nail?

No. I've just never done

something like this before.

- I think I'll try it later.

- Never is more like it.

And the princess goes down!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

You've got to get on her

from this side.

Don't worry, she's pretty old.

She doesn't move like she used to.

Old? I got you old, buddy!

- No, no, no! Wait!

- Oh, no, no. - No, no!

Oh, my God!

- Move, Bo!

- Help!

Come on, son, move!

I thought I was off to a bad start.

Come on!

Whatever's your name, stop it!

Stop it, slow down.

- Who's the old one now, huh?

- Help me!

Hang on, Maya!

Hold back on the race!

You alright?

That's good.

Let's see if we can get you

on this thing the right way!

There you go.

See, there? Natural born rider.

Any day, Dolores.

Hey, Bo, thanks...

...and maybe later you can show me

how to do all this on my own.

"Maybe next time you can show me

how to do it on my own. "

You don't actually think

that crap's going to work, do you?

I'm sorry, I believe the phrase is,

"Don't hate the player, hate the game".

Game on! You got served!

Goodbye!

If you think I'm dirty,

you should see my pen!

- Hey, I sleep on my own crap!

- You shut up!

- Have you seen Cogburn lately?

- No, you shut up!

He's not the head of the hen house.

Hey, pig, what are you doing?

Alright, I got one, check this out.

What do you call

three cows sitting in a jacuzzi?

Stew!

Do you animals ever stop?

What is your problem?

Was I talking in my sleep again?

I tend to do that. Sorry.

- You are such a weirdo.

- 27, 28, 29...

Shut up!

Hey, what comes after 29?

I knew.

Oh, I don't even know why I bother.

Hey, just wake up if you want!

What do I care?

What a joke! When is Jud going

to realize we girls have our needs?

Would it kill the man to get

a rooster with a little chutzpah?

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Sleeping Ugly!

Oh, no!

You okay?

I guess you weren't kidding

about bright and early, huh?

Dad likes

to get a head start on the sun.

So I'd say you got

about 10 minutes till we get going.

Okay.

Alright.

So anyways...

...I finally realized hitchhiking

is impossible without a thumb!

So I hopped on the back

of a pickup truck, and here I am.

- Oh, no. No way! It can't be!

- You all be good now, you hear?

Hey, Maya!

Look who's gone country!

Hey, there, little fellow!

Aren't you the cutest little thing?

What's with the baby talk, Maya?

I can hear you, remember?

Which is why you need to get

out of here. Now, go on, scram!

But I heard your message.

I came here to rescue you.

I'm serious.

You cannot stay here!

If the kids find out

I'm a Dolittle, I'm...

But you are a Dolittle,

aren't you?

Of course I'm a Dolittle.

Only right now,

I'm a Dolittle who's fitting in.

If the animals find out

I can talk to them, I'm doomed!

Why? You love animals.

Of course I love animals.

It's just that if they talk to me,

I'm going to talk back...

...and if I talk back, the kids

will think I'm some kind of freak.

You can stay here if you want...

...but just find something

to occupy your time.

- Occupy my time! Copy that.

- Okay.

This doesn't have anything to do

with the cowboy behind you, does it?

You mean the really cute one?

He's... behind me?

Hey!

Are you talking to that stray dog?

They like it for you to talk

to them like they're people...

...because it makes them

feel important.

- Yeah...

- So let me get this straight.

I come all the way here

and now you're just going to ignore me?

But I wore a wig!

Do you have any idea how confusing

that can be to a dog's identity?

Go round them up,

get them together.

Alright, Durangos!

Let's go, everybody!

- Durangos! Let's go! On the double!

- Let's go! On the double!

Round up! Round up!

Okay, yesterday

you all got your feet wet.

Today you're going swimming.

There's a pool? Sweet!

It's a metaphor, you moron!

Well, like I was saying...

...it's time to find out

what you kids are made of.

So Bo and the boys have built

a couple of contraptions...

...to simulate what an actual rodeo

might be like.

So remember:

Have fun out there!

- You got 'em, son.

- Alright, Pops.

- Let's just head on over this way.

- Cool.

Nice shorts, Clayton!

What, I'm a lover,

not a fighter!

Let's go.

Nice little brisk run here, come on!

Left, left, left, right, left...

Who's the one talking smack now?

Huh, fat boy?

Come on! Nay!

Come on! You don't really think

you can catch me, do you?

So close, yet so fat.

Left, left, left, right, left.

Oh! Left, left, left, right, left.

Left, left, left, right...

Poop it out!

Come on, poop it out!

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