Dr. Dolittle 3 Page #7

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in a real rodeo? I would be honored!

Lord, I hope that's mud!

Hey, beefcake!

When you got to go, you got to go!

What's he saying?

He's just giving

a little constructive criticism...

...but he says you're doing great.

Like that. Can you try?

I think you should walk like a man.

Well, a lot of good that does me.

I'm a rooster, remember?

Come on, you can do it!

Got it!

Come on, puff that chest out!

Put your shoulders back!

See, you know

what I'm talking about!

He says:
"Ease up on the reins

and stake back on the saddle!".

Until he wants to throw, then he

should shift his weight forward.

Until you want to throw,

then shift your weight forward!

- Tell him to speed up!

- The cow wants you to speed up!

Forget that!

Tell the stupid calf to slow down!

On a personal note, I would think

twice before calling a calf stupid.

Can't argue with you there.

Left, left, left, right, left.

#I don't care

if you think it's true. #

#You'll be cowboys

when you're through! #

#We don't care

if you think it's true. #

#We'll be cowboys

when we're through! #

#I don't care where you've been.

Durango Ranch is going to win! #

#We don't care where you've been.

Durango Ranch is going to win! #

Like this?

Now you know

what I'm talking about! Let's go!

Okay, I'm feeling you.

Thanks, girlfriend!

That's great!

That's it!

Get you some of that!

- I could ride that thing.

- Yeah, if it's not moving.

So are you nervous?

A little, I guess.

Why? Are you?

Well...

I just don't want anybody

to get hurt out there.

Don't worry about it too much.

I mean those guys should be fine.

Yeah, well, it's not them

that I'm worried about.

Looks like she's about to slip him

the old tonguerooski.

No, I wasn't!

Please, I may be from right here

in the good old USA, but...

...I have been to France

plenty of times!

You are one sick puppy,

do you know that?

Rise and shine, Durangos,

it's winning time!

Good morning and welcome

to the Silver Spurs annual rodeo!

Today, ladies and gentlemen,

we'll have 5 teams...

...competing in 2 rounds

of rodeo competitions!

Good luck, tippers!

- First up, the long horn roping event!

- Come on! Untie that little doggie!

Oh, looks like

it's gonna be close!

Hey, not so tight! I bruise easy!

- Go, boy!

- Yes! Yes! Yes!

Next up, it's the big man's event:

Steer wrestling!

I'm going to own you, big boy!

I'll have you know you're looking

at a three-time state wrestling champ.

I'll have you know I once shoved

a whole box of Twinkies in my mouth...

...without swallowing them.

First up, Chip Woodman!

And that, ladies and gentlemen,

is the new record: 5.4 seconds!

Good luck!

Go back. You missed the steer man!

I don't know if we should give

that young man a hand or a cane!

It's time for some barrel racing!

Come on!

Come on, boy!

Coming in with a time of 16 seconds,

the Silver Spurs!

- Beat that!

- With pleasure!

Listen, Brooklyn, I know

you're not that crazy about me...

...and you think I'm some kind

of spoiled brat or something...

...but I think

the way you ride is amazing.

Thank you.

Now get out there

and kicks some butt, would you?

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Brooklyn! You can do it!

Go! Go!

- Bring it in!

- Come on!

13 seconds! What a great time!

Looks like they've got a leaner.

- Oh, dang it!

- What a bad break for the Durangos!

I shouldn't have cut it that close!

It's okay. You did great!

Despite the Silver Spurs

is having a slight lead...

...the championship

is still wide open...

...as we move into the second to last

event before everybody's favorite...

...the bull ride!

- Come on!

Durangos, everybody huddle up!

Come on, now!

Look, we can still win this...

...if we go into the bull ride

and be the second or third place.

- But we're in last right now.

- Yeah.

We're only 20 points away

from being in second.

If we win every event from here on,

the money is ours.

Come on now, put it in together!

Everybody! Durango on three!

One, two, three. Durango!

Hey, guys!

I just wanted

to give you a little heads up.

I heard the Silver Spurs are planning

on having veal to celebrate.

- What's veal?

- You are, man.

Forget that!

I'm nobody's main course, pal!

One down, two to go.

- Hey!

- Hey! You talk to the steer?

No, but I have a plan.

I want you to close your eyes.

Yeah, alright.

And I want you to picture donuts.

But not just any donuts.

Glazed donuts.

And not just any glazed donuts.

Fresh, hot out of the oven

glazed donuts.

- Now you are speaking my language.

- And most importantly...

...I want you to picture

those hot glazed donuts...

...on the horns of this steer.

Okay, let me at him!

Come here, donuts!

I'll catch you!

Ladies and gentlemen,

looks like we have a new record!

3.4 seconds!

Let's give it up for Clayton Taylor!

Note to self:
Definitely

do not steal their donuts either.

Looks like it's time

for some barrel racing!

Give our teams a round of applause...

...as they enter the ring

in order of the standings.

Come on!

Hey, what's the matter?

It's my hand.

I think I busted it up.

Okay, just let me take a look at it.

Just be really careful

because it really hurts.

Ow, Maya, God! That really hurts!

- Can she ride?

- No. It's definitely broken.

It's okay, guys. It's over, though.

I'm sorry.

No, it's not.

Not yet, anyway.

- Maya, what are you doing?

- Yeah, what are you doing?

- Welcome aboard.

- Thanks.

What does it look like I'm doing?

You haven't even trained

for this event!

You said the hardest part

of barrel racing is the ground...

...so I just won't hit it.

Alright.

I'll go tell them

we have another rider.

Just hold on tight

and I'll take care of the rest.

Sounds like a plan.

Come on, let's go.

Pay attention, and don't fall off,

or you'll be dead.

What? You're just joking, right?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Brooklyn Webster has a broken hand...

- Mom?!

- Maya!

You don't have to do this, you know.

Yes, I do. If it was me,

you would have done the same thing.

I've got to apologize for being

such a jerk to you all summer.

I'm not good at getting along

with people when I'm jealous of them.

I want you to go out there.

I want you to make us proud.

I got you.

The time to beat is 16 seconds.

You were just kidding about

the whole "die" thing, right?

Hello? Oh, no!

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Butch!

Okay, make it happen!

You can do this!

15.8 seconds for Maya Dolittle!

Oh my!

What a comeback for the Durangos!

With that win they move into second

place in the overall standing...

...with just one event to go.

That's right, folks,

it's time for the bull ride!

- Relax, son.

- Yeah, tell that to him.

Don't worry, I will.

No. Maya, look. This is something

that I need to do on my own. Okay?

Ride him!

6 seconds, folks. Not bad!

And now the highly anticipated

comeback ride of Bo Jones!

This is for the whole enchilada, folks!

Talk about pressure!

Prepare to meet your maker.

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