Dracula: The Impaler

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She lives.

They die.

This is the covenant.

Is done.

The Impaler

Why, yes!

Sean!

Why, yes!

- Above!

Do you want to go?

Do you feel the pressure, "D"?

Do you feel the pressure, buddy?

What will you do when the pressure is on?

You're a little b*tch, man!

You're a little b*tch!

And that affects your game.

And I look at you I will...

One hundred US dollars, if you do this.

What is that, double your capital friend?

Oh, you just have to concentrate.

It is very difficult to concentrate.

Oh, sh*t!

No way, man!

This comes on the heels!

You know, I'm not sure this game, anyway

why actually...

I want to drink a few beers and

know that I never lose in this.

Are you ready?

Now I have this.

Oh, my God.

- He drinks it, glug, glug.

I know, I will not say anything.

I will not say anything.

Oh, baby!

- Bart.

Around this place, apparently

it is good join this charm.

I'm happy that you found

a use for that stupid thing.

Wait, I'll let you know

that this is a piece

More advanced technology on the planet.

And you use to enter the "Redtube"

to watch porn at the speed of 4G...

I do not think Steve Jobs has had that intention

I think that when

revolutionary piece of technology.

Well, have you seen

Steve Jobs and his friends? - Yeah

Have you seen?

- Yes

This is exactly what they did

So you can watch porn or whatever.

And do not use it just for that...

I also won $ 200

this weekend.

Would you please finish that

before I lose the bus?

You've smoked too much and this will give

.

What?

We're running out of food.

You...

You should get well...

Look, you're covered in crumbs

of "cheese puft". - It's okay.

You look like you've been in a snowball

made of "Cheese puft"

How you've been in a radioactive

cheese course

And you'd

become a snowman...

And you raised your hand and tell

and the

People "Hello World"

Is that what you want?

Guys, you two children,

Have you had sex in her life?

Well, I think...

I will stay here and not go into conclusions.

Speak for yourself, "Redtube".

Am I right, Lev?

Sorry, I will not comment on that question,

but... I really do not see the point.

She does not see her point.

Okay, that's really sweet of you.

I can not believe we're going to

the univerdidad in a few months.

You do not have to worry about that, this is

real, I know, let's just enjoy it.

You promise?

Actually "promise"

is the perfect word.

No, no, no, no.

Do not think that is the thing....

This is not a proposition.

This is a promise ring.

Y...

I'm going to feel stupid, but...

I really want you to know that I love you.

And I promise that I will always choose love

.

So, do not I have to worry

of the other girls in school?

Someday this will be a proposition.

So you will not have anything to worry

.

I hope so.

Do you know that would make this better?

- Chelsea.

Look, I know you feel you know

Same, but really want my first time

.

Our first time, it

on our wedding night.

I know.

I know.

Hey, when you finally do this, how

husband and wife, that moment will...

The most beautiful and best

we have ever spent together.

What you will see?

Yes.

What I can see.

Hey, "D"!

"D", where the f*** are you, man ?!

Hey...

Hey, are you okay?

Yes, I just felt for a moment...

How it was going down.

Okay. All right.

Here I am and I do not think so...

I know, I am a virgin...

F***.

- Oh my God.

Man, we returned.

Extraastes us?

Much . More than you think.

I know, I know.

Oh, thanks.

Well, met everyone,

why I had this dream.

Oh, that's great, Steve.

This is important.

This is the most epic

dreams I've had in my life.

It's about this woman, she has red hair

, she was dressed in white...

She had tits...

- Hey!

Nena, is just a dream you should not worry

. - It's okay.

This woman is back in the game

.

She stands before a spooky door...

And she's like a vampire

or something.

She had that white veil,

but I could not see his face, but...

But if you could see him clearly

tits.

She led me to the forest...

And suddenly

I had that burning of a castle image.

This woman called me and told me

"Bring me the circle of seven".

That's a good accent, right?

I can not!

I can not forget this dream!

I wrote in "Google" castle...

And is called "stone castle".

In small words

"Devil's Castle"

The castle of my dream is in the middle of Transylvania

.

Transylvania?

"Transil-damn-vania" man.

I'm not lying.

This castle is now the castle

Vlad "The Impaler"

Vlad "The Impaler", which dominated the entire Romania...

The old Dracula fangs large

, you know.

Ah, as "Wikepedia"

Castle Dracula's Castle Bram Stoker...

Which is located in the mountains

of the Carpathians in Transylvania...

..and There.

I do not speak of that expedition

sh*t Bram Stoker.

I'm talking about the real castle.

Del true.

The one I have to define...

Go to location.

Okay, listen guys...

The trip you

graduation is next week. - Y?

I want to start paying for everything.

Do you know?

you looking for something... Something really special.

You know ?, because my birthday boy

Thursday next week, and I love the guy.

And everything will merge.

"D", your family has a history

in Transylvania, right?

Yes, but all the families

come from somewhere.

You know?

I thought I was going to move this.

Whatever, yo ..!

I rented the castle for a week, so start

pack, guys.

Wait, Transylvania?

Why there?

I mean we can go to any part

. Why do not we go to Rome or Paris?

Yes - Not prohibited

I want to go to Paris.

You. Can go to Rome or Paris

whenever they want, you know.

Always we talked about doing something different.

Right?

Let's do something different.

This is the opportunity.

Do you know?

It not even matters.

Why I can pay for my trip.

I pay myself...

So they will pay you. - Why?

- And there will be no issue. - Why not?

Do you want us to travel to Castle Dracula

?

What if the girl

Once your dream, baby?

Baby, I see that girl every day.

Oh, yes! Oh yeah!

Shut!

I mean... If the castle is far and

Celulales phones are not covered...

Where there are nomadic or we freeze us

amid Transylvania, you know?

Do not want you...

- Maybe we can smoke marijuana.

Marijuana Damn!

Sure!

- It's been two.

!? Gregory ?!

!? Greg ?!

I'm in.

Hey, what kind of food they serve there?

Greg, you eat everything.

Well, but I have a delicate palate

, okay?

I have to prepare my body for whatever

I go to eat.

Potatoes?

This girl never seen anything. - Hears!

- You move your ass on stage.

Guys?

Nena?

Okay, but only if there

water and electricity.

Yes, then we agree.

Let's do a damn time.

Let's do!

Yes! Let's do! Yes!

- Very good!

Let's celebrate!

Bottle... Bottle bottle

Toast in plastic cups.

- Oh, hell.

Yes! - Yes very good!

What you are going to get in Romania?

Clothes, clothes. Only clothing.

If I do not know what we eat,

not you know you're going to wear.

Skirts. Only skirts and suits.

Toast! - Toast!

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