Dracula: The Impaler Page #2

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Transylvania! - Transylvania!

! I feel...!

I feel this...!

Stinks.

No we do more than complain

since we left LA

"The last 48 hours...

this was not the case last year"

You're bothering, Traci!

Stop talking!

Are you trying to get back all crazy?

Why not?

I have not seen you've rented a car

.

I told them you can not go to the castle by car

.

Besides, this is true.

Authentic?

Yes.

This is true.

The only way to Transylvania.

The real castle is great.

There's just some "failures".

Wait, "failure"?

Yes, "failures".

Do you want to explain?

No electricity, no.

Finally

only you find a "safe".

That was my only request!

I need electricity!

I did not tell the truth because

maybe you would not have come.

So, sorry.

I feel so miserable.

There have another misarable!

Damn, man.

A phone with an international plan and a unit

3 gigs and it's a piece of sh*t.

Oh, my God.

Missing 5 for end party

week and "Puff"

Really?

Perhaps in the city does not allow us that.

It does not always mean that.

's Fine with me do the right thing.

Sorry, Do you mind if I have

a couple of ladies?

Can you tell me the difference between

"pomp" or "soleto"?

I can not.

This couple of girls took me fifteen hundred dollars

by this weekend...

And I just have this opportunity.

And if "Pomp" or whatever,

"redneck", it cost me money.

Cost me money, blah, blah!

Give me the shoe, blah, blah, blah!

Oh, take it or not.

Ah, how do you manage to climb up there as a

pomper?

I climbed up here with dexterity, agility and much

Carazon.

Stay there, I'll work on that.

And you need a ladder to get down?

- Than?

Do you need a ladder?

- I do not need a ladder!

You need a ladder.

- I need power and courage.

A little slut with a lot of courage.

I'll be fine.

Dominic.

What now?

Please tell me you do not have to walk

anyway.

What am I doing here?

- "D"

- Yes

Can you...?

Can you keep it? It hurts me.

You'll have to change it for another size.

Okay.

Yes, sure.

Wait, uh...

I have a question.

- Yes

The dream you had,

How was the door?

It was a really big, with a corridor

almost could not enter size.

Why are we whispering?

I had the same dream on the train and

heard a woman calling my name.

Lie.

Really?

- Yes really.

I do not know, I do not say.

Greetings, greetings.

I believe you are the guide.

Yes, you can call me Andr.

Where is your car?

- Where is the car? - I do not have a car.

I told them we can not go by car, is a short walk

.

She arrived two hours late.

- I'm sorry.

Half now and half when we get

. - It's okay.

Okay, follow me.

Are they kidding?

Oh, "D"!

She is under... - You okay.

- Under Jack.

Be careful there with the ground.

Tell me something new, my friend.

Aww! Damn!

Oh, look, we're moving forward.

Unbelievable.

I mean....

It's nice. It is somewhat rustic.

Money. - Than?

Money.

What? Do you think leave us here?

This bag has enough food for two days.

I turned, I'm going now.

The keys have the staff?

Keys? -Yes.

- Keys.

Money, money.

Good luck.

Beware, strange!

I like it, it's... Charming.

Why do you have the keys?

Okay. Boys and girls...

final surprise for me...

The castle will all our

for a week.

What ?!

Wait, you're going to be here at the Castle Dracula

ourselves?

That's right.

What ?!

- Okay...

I understand that this is not a five-star hotel

...

But at least I expected a star

for food and basic needs.

Yes.

Yes, Adam, she will need to give him back every

cents per day here...

Now what you gonna do?

Only... Enjoy the holidays.

Are you okay, please?

Yes, but it is closed.

- Let's do.

Food Do you have food?

Come on, come on.

This is not for everyone.

- At the castle.

Oh, it looks good.

Oh, my God. Nothing shows.

I not see the entrance.

Keys, man!

Come on!

Come on, open the door!

Open the door!

Hold on, folks!

Jesus!

Who are you?

Veronica.

You must be Adam?

No, no, no.

It not supposed to have anyone in the castle.

Andr, the man who brought the leaves

I scare everyone he brings here.

This does not happen often.

What the hell is going on here?

This is an old castle...

And as you can see the gate works.

Now is an old gate.

Who are you exactly?

Veronica, that I said.

I have been looking after the castle

since she was a child.

I'll take care of you while you're here

.

Now, if you have questions

I'll show you your rooms.

Yes. Yes, show us.

I almost sh*t scare.

Oh, God.

This is f***ing amazing!

Oh?

Did not I tell you?

This is ridiculous!

I can not find a plug

anywhere.

It Is that really there is no electricity here, baby.

There are candles and chandeliers everywhere.

I can not live like this, okay?

I mean

my hair is delicate and needs treatment.

Do you really this is a joke?

What about the gruesome

lady of this castle?

"She's old."

"I will pretenderte where you're"

Maybe she intended us...

O pretenderte she wants you.

Why pretenderte if she is...

- Baby...

"That we shall you live" Come on!

Look, I love you, but you're being ridiculous here

.

Sorry.

I think you're not interested in that.

Nena. - Nene.

- Hello.

Wait...

Do you understand that all I did was turn

through the castle?

Well, a castle would be good.

Or a mansion.

O:

any bigger than your condo thing.

Okay.

Well... You're wrong wrong.

This Weekend.

This time I was with you.

- Yes? - Yeah

Is it okay?

- Yes

Do not.

I promise, I will not be long.

All you have to do is move my finger

and make money.

I promise it will only take me two seconds and return

...

You know? Do not worry, maybe

not want to play again!

Wait...

Oh, my God!

Hey! Where is she going?

I do not know.

Okay...

Did she tell you not to do

calls in the room?

No, I do not know, no.

Not really.

We're going to explore the other

rooms Want to join us?

No, you have fun.

I will stay here.

Charming as ever.

Look...

Warning, terrifying room.

Well, at least it is

has some nice and small...

Is not this supposed to be historic?

Dom?

Are you coming?

Linda!

My class room!

How is

marvel has lasted so long?

It looks old.

Dominic?

Stop!

- What was that?

What are you doing?

Stop!

Really? -Levy!

- Where are you?

Boys!

What the hell are you doing?

Go away!

Okay! Stop!

- It is not a big thing!

Are you okay?

- "Lev", are you okay?

I'm great, how are you?

This piece of sh*t

ate all our food!

Jesus... - What the hell, Greg?

The basic thing is that we have no food

to start, thanks for that.

Look, everything is fine.

We eat tonight and tomorrow

go for more. Who cares?

Really?

Look...

I'm hypoglycemic it, okay?

If I have my calories, I'm in shock.

You. They understand that?

Mm-Mm.

Jesus!

It Is that nobody can stand

without scaring people?

Dinner is ready.

I would take my food bag,

before your fat friend's find.

They see it was no big deal...

Well, you can eat all they want on

is splendid evening.

Now if you are ready, follow me.

Do you think "Porky"?

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