Dragnet Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 106 min
- 1,687 Views
- Why not, Joe?
- Yeah, Joe, why not?
to join us, and you don't know her.
- Her?
- Her?
Joe! You have a date?
I'm so proud!
Well, it looks like
I have a date, too.
Granny Mundy, may I escort you
to Joe's car?
I'd be privileged,
Detective Startrek.
witnessing the satanic cult rally...
I escorted my grandmother to her
favourite restaurant, the Brown Derby.
There was someone I wanted her to meet,
and it wasn't Detective Streebek.
Sergeant Friday, your table is ready.
I took the liberty of pouring
the Dom Perignon.
What Dom Perignon?
I stopped and phoned in an order
in honour of Granny Mundy's birthday.
You'd want her to have
the most expensive kind, wouldn't you?
What a thoughtful gesture!
Don't you think so, Joe?
Yes, Granny.
It was very considerate of him.
Hello, Joe.
Guess I'm early.
I was kind of excited.
You sly minx!
I'd like you to meet my maternal
grandmother, Mrs. Grace Mundy.
Granny, this is
You're kidding?
Hi.
Well, allow me.
The place of honour for Granny.
- Thank you.
- Certainly.
And if I may, a toast.
To Granny Mundy.
May you live as long as you want
but never want as long as you live.
Hear! Hear!
Ahhh.
This is such a happy restaurant.
Commissioner Kirkpatrick,
how nice to see you again.
Reverend Whirley,
it's a privilege.
An aperitif, perhaps?
I once saw Alan Hale, Jr. In here.
Alan Hale, Jr! Wow!
"Gilligan, little buddy!"
Don't order anything more expensive than
the Cobb salad. That is an order.
Oh, my God!
- Connie?
- That's him.
That man with the collar.
The Reverend Whirley?
He's the one who kidnapped me
and threw me in that pit...
with that horrible snake.
as long as I live.
You have to be sure about this.
How about very, very sure?
I'm positive, Joe.
That's him.
The face behind the mask.
The man who tried to kill me.
Would you testify to that under oath
in a court of law?
Wait a minute. Settle down.
That is Jonathan Whirley.
Head of the Moral Advance Movement
of America. He's a public hero.
- You can't just walk up to him...
- Streebek.
Vermin aren't allowed
inside restaurants.
I'll be enforcing
If you'll both excuse me...
I'm afraid
the second-highest duty calls.
Joe, he is sitting with the commissioner
and our captain.
Bust him now, tomorrow you'll
be mucking out stalls at Horse Patrol.
Thank you.
I am sorry.
Hold it there, Whirley. Police Officer.
You're under arrest.
I beg your pardon?
Is this some sort of feeble joke?
Oh, it's a knee-slapper, if you consider
Penal Codes 484207 A597 and 217...
theft, kidnapping, cruelty to animals,
attempted murder things to laugh about.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
My partner and I witnessed
that torchlight picnic you threw.
We're gonna put you where your kind
always ends up:
In a 7-by-7 cage...in some hundred-year-old penitentiary
with a wooden plank for a bed.
Sure, this city isn't perfect. We need
a smut-free life for all our citizens.
Cleaner streets, better schools,
a good hockey team.
But the difference between you and me is
you made the promise, I'm gonna keep it.
Our good reverend's an amazing
piece of work, isn't he, Jane?
- May I call you Jane?
- No.
Captain, Commissioner...
I demand an immediate explanation
for this outrageous behaviour.
It's him again.
Are you insane?
Reverend Whirley abducted that girl,
had his men throw her in a pit...
filled with polluted water
and a giant Bolivian jungle snake.
These accusations are preposterous!
I beg to differ. Ask him if he remembers
trichlornitromethane and the
pseudo-halogenic compound cyanogen...
which, when mixed properly,
form a liquid fertilizer that burns...
the throat, eyes, lungs, and nose,
and could cause vomiting and death.
We're just about to eat here!
Reverend Whirley, please accept
our most sincere apologies.
Sergeant, you will remove
those handcuffs immediately.
Then you will hand in your badge.
You are relieved from duty.
But... But...
But, Commissioner...
Now!
Yes, sir. Ma'am.
I don't care.
I'm absolutely humiliated.
I know the young man was overzealous,
but he springs from a great tradition.
Commissioner, won't you please
change your mind?
I'm afraid I'll have to take
your badge and gun.
- If we could just please...
- I don't want to discuss it!
Just hand them over.
Look, Joe, don't worry. I'm still
on active duty. I'm building a case.
You're building nothin'.
If I ever hear you've come
within one mile of Reverend Whirley...
I'll have your badge for breakfast!
- Understood?
- Yes, sir.
It was very nice of you to try
and take us out to dinner, Joe.
Yeah. Thanks, Joe, for everything.
Let's not stand around here moping.
I'm hungry! Let's go for chili dogs.
Granny, have you ever eaten a chili dog
off the back of a motorcycle?
Not till now.
You smooth-talking son of a gun.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
I'm very sorry
you lost your job, Joe.
I really did have
a very good time.
I'm glad, Connie.
Now, fasten your seat belt.
I can still effect a citizen's arrest.
I don't want to ruin a wonderful evening
by bringing you in on a misdemeanour.
That was a joke.
Oh.
Oh, Joe!
Look at the stars!
Dozens of them.
You know, when I was a little girl...
I used to wish upon
a different star every night...
for that special someone to come along.
Someone with whom
I could share...
everything.
I guess that's not so unusual.
All girls do that, don't they, Joe?
Some guys do, too, Connie.
- Joe?
- That's me.
Was there ever...
anyone else?
Oh.
Actually, I've only been driving
with Streebek a couple of days.
- Before that I was with Frank.
- That's not what I meant.
Goodness! Earthquake! It's the big one!
Joe, help!
Request Code 3.
Officer in distress.
Assist officer.
I'll handle this. Calm down.
January 9, 8:
37 a.m.My name's Streebek.
I'm a cop.
I overslept.
Curiously enough, I still hadn't heard
from my anal-retentive ex-partner...
although I was sure he'd be proud to
know I was making a concerted effort...
to personally develop
a close relationship...
with one of my sisters
in the Los Angeles Police Department.
I placed a call
but according to the girl's mother,
she hadn't come home either.
I don't know what to say, Mrs. Swail.
I'm beginning to be concerned myself.
No, Joe Friday has never
stayed out all night, either.
The day he was born,
his mother had him home by 9:00.
Well, let's both stay in touch
in case we hear from them.
Thank you, Mrs. Swail.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm gonna be late for my stake-out.
As enchanting as Robin was...
I still couldn't get my mind off
what happened to Joe Friday.
For one misguided moment...
I actually pictured my ex-partner
introducing that little cupcake...
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