Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods

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Once upon a time,

in an obscure corner of the earth,

there was a teeny-tiny encounter.

And so began the long, long

adventure and days spent in combat

involving Son Goku and his friends,

and revolving around the Dragon Balls.

Battles against foes who

were mesmerized by Shen Long,

who would grant any wish...

Hit the mark!

A furious fight against Piccolo,

which ended in vengeance...

You lose!

The matchup against Vegeta,

with the survival of humanity at stake...

You dumb-ass!

The battle with Freeza on Planet Namek...

The Artificial Humans and the Cell Games...

See you in hell!

Now!

The final showdown with Majin Boo...

As one after another

powerful enemies appear,

the Super Saiyan Goku,

together with his growing sons,

Gohan and Goten, and his other friends,

save the earth from its tight spots,

and before anyone knows it,

peace returns to earth.

However...

Have you sensed it, too, Kaioshin?

Yes. He certainly is

awake early this time, isn't he?

My word, peace truly is short-lived.

And after they just created

the world anew, too.

I would think that Kaio

and the others sense it, too,

but tell him to be on the

lookout, just in case.

Mm-hmm. All right.

Yes, Kaioshin-sama.

Yes, yes...

Yes, I have noticed it, too.

Hey! Be quiet, Goku! I'm

trying to talk here!

Goku? Do you mean, Son Goku-san is there?

Y-Yes.

He is here on my world to train.

We cannot allow him to

become aware of this.

He is sure to take an interest.

Yes, of course, where

Beers-sama is concerned...

G-Goodbye, then...

What about Beers-sama?

G-Goku!

Huh? Is that the name of some candy?

Y-You found me out, huh?

It is a most delicious candy.

Well of course it ain't!

Kaio-sama, you were talking

like you were pretty freaked out.

It's something you don't

need to know about.

Oh, if you tell me that,

I'm just gonna ask you even more!

There's no way I'm telling.

You were speaking to Kaioshin-sama, right?

Maybe I'll go ask him directly.

All right! All right! Don't go

using your Instantaneous Movement!

Don't tell Kaioshin-sama

that you heard this from me.

There are deities in this

world that create planets and life,

such as Kaioshin-sama.

And, conversely,

there are also deities

who destroy planets and life.

So then,

this Beers-sama is one of them?

That is correct. Beers the Destroyer.

Huh? He's a deity, but

he's still a destroyer?

Birth and destruction.

They're needed in order to

maintain balance in the world.

I wonder how many worlds

will fall victim this time.

My goodness...

...Beers the Destroyer is awakening, is he?

We won't know peace for some time, huh?

Why have you changed into your gi?

This Beers-sama guy is

pretty strong, right?

Don't tell me you're...

I can't wait to see how strong he is!

Y-You idiot!

What?!

You just don't get it!

Beers-sama's strength

is on a completely different

level than you are!

He's Beers-sama, the

greatest destroyer in the world!

He's such a capricious

destroyer that even Kaioshin-sama

would be scared to come

face-to-face with him,

and maybe pee his pants

a little bit, he's so terrifying!

The part where he's the strongest

in the world has me fascinated!

Please wake up, Beers-sama.

You must not fall back asleep again.

You are the one who set your

alarm bomb yourself, aren't you?

If you don't get up soon,

your backup alarms will...

All right... all right.

I won't have you sleeping in

for 15 years, like you did last time.

If you insist on not getting up...

...would you like me to perform

my waking-up song for you again?

Well then...

A-All right!

All right.

I only slept 39 years this time.

That's no more than a catnap.

Beers-sama, you are the

one who set your wake-up time.

Incidentally, why did you choose this time?

There's something that I was curious about.

Well, I have prepared your bath.

Please go take it.

No way. I hate baths.

You are covered in bomb soot.

It could contain mold.

Come on!

What if I say no?

Someone will say "Beers the Destroyer

is amazing, but pee-yew!"

and word will spread around.

Whis, I'm tired of your unfunny jokes.

I'll destroy you.

By the way, Whis, while I was asleep,

did Freeza leave Planet

Vegeta destroyed for me?

Yes, without a trace.

Oh, yeah? I could have given

the folks on that planet an eternity,

but they'd still be nothing but trouble.

And that King Vegeta was

especially hard-fisted.

I would have been happy

to destroy them, too,

but their world is so far away,

you know? It was too much trouble.

I have to admit, though,

Freeza is a bad apple, too.

He's so self-important.

The next time I see him,

I think I might destroy him, too.

There won't be any need for that.

Freeza has been defeated.

Eh?

You mean there's someone

that can defeat Freeza?

One moment, please.

Huh? It seems like I've

seen this somewhere before.

Who is this guy?

A Saiyan.

He appears to be called

both Son Goku and Kakarrot.

I thought all the Saiyans died in

the destruction of Planet Vegeta.

Most of them did perish,

but some who happened to

be on other worlds were spared.

And by the way, Prince

Vegeta was one of them.

Isn't Saiyan hair supposed to be black?

I have to say, I'm surprised

a Saiyan could defeat Freeza.

At this point, the Saiyans

have acquired a technique

whereby they become

what they call "Super Saiyans."

What's that?

Super Saiyan? Super Saiyan?

Super Saiyan?!

That's it.

That's what it was!

What what was?

Let's see... Super Saiyan...

Super Saiyan...

n-God!

I dreamed about it!

A dream where I fought against

a Super Saiyan God, like this guy!

Uh-huh.

You still don't get it?

It was a premonition. Premonition!

You mean, your dream?

Beers-sama, your premonitions

don't have all that high

an accuracy rate, do they?

That dream you had earlier

about that idol moving here

didn't come true, did it?

You're making fun of me, huh?

All right, come with me, Whis.

Seer! Seer, are you here?

I was taking a walk. What is it?

You told me 39 years ago, didn't you,

that in 39 years, an

arch-rival would appear?

Did I say that?

You said so, didn't you?

Okay, I did.

See?

The Seer's prophecy and my premonition...

An arch-rival of mine is going to appear.

A Super Saiyan God!

It sounds entirely questionable to me.

It's hard to imagine an arch-rival

for you to begin with, Beers-sama.

Well, even if the arch-rival that the

Seer mentioned is an exaggeration,

someone fascinating is

bound to appear, right?

That's why I woke up early this time.

I see. So that's why.

So, are you going to go see the Saiyans?

Of course I am.

I have to find this "Super Saiyan God."

Super Saiyan God, you say?

Such over-the-top naming.

It ends up sounding tawdry.

I found them. Most of

the surviving Saiyans,

five of them, are in 4032 Green, on Planet

877, living on a world called "earth."

Earth? I'm sure I've been

to that planet once, long ago.

That's the planet which

had something called dinosaurs,

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