Dragon Hunters Page #4

Sir Old Fart?

Mr. Blister foot?

He was my one friend.

What are you doing here?

Hello, Sir Gwizdo.

So the rats jumping the ship,

is he?

What's this circus all about?

- You're Abandoning your friends.

- Lord McChicken.

Wait a sec', what do you ladies want?

to me feel guilty, is that it?

Scaredy pants.

Scaredy pants?

Yeah, and so what?

You think I look like the hero

of this fairy tale?

And Lian-Chu, what's gonna happen to him?

He won't listen to me.

Sir I'm shaking like a leaf ..

Sir I'm sh-sh-shaking like a leaf.

It's all Zos fault.

- and the lie.

- Sir rip off artist.

Shut up!

I didn't choose to be small and poor ...

Do not forget ugly and mean.

Exactly, ugly and mean!

Now get out of here, scram

just scram, bats, ahh ...

I do not believe in heroism ...

and "happily ever after."!

and animals that talk! ...

Animals that talk.

Gwizdo.

Zo.

Lian-Chu.

Sir Lian-Chu.

Sir Lian-Chu.

Weird things are happening

underneath the village.

Just wait for me here.

Tell me honestly kid, what

do I have at the end of my arms?

Hands?

Wrong!

Hello, there little Zo.

Lian-Chu, Sir Gwizdo is

doing weird things with his hands.

Like knight Lensflair.

We've got to get a bigger village.

Come on now, quit fooling around sir Gwizdo.

It's not funny.

Hello little kiddies.

Would you like a story?

Yes, yes, tell us a story.

The story about the naive little girl who

mistook two lowly rogues for noble knights ...

No. ..

We've already heard that one ...

Then another one, another one!

Another please, please ...

And the one about the nice hunter

devoured by the World Gobbler?

Because of some little girl who

dreamed of noble knights!

Yeah, yeah, that one really stinks.

And one of the two red bats that

strangled the little girl?

Oh yes, oh yes, that's the one,

Ha ha ha ha!

Zo.

Zo.

Zo!

I can't feel my legs ...

Your legs are just fine,

you had a bad fall, that's all.

You were right Gwizdo.

Life isn't a fairy tale.

But you know,

It doesn't matter if you're not really.

You're still my favorite heroes.

Lian-Chu, he's even stronger

than Silver Knight Gothic,

and that's no fairy tale.

All you have to do is believe.

But Lian-Chu needs you in order to succeed.

Promise me you'll carry through

'til the end, Gwizdo ...

and my death won't have been in vain.

It's a promise Zo.

We're gonna make kindling out

of the World Gobbler.

Really?

I swear we will.

Oh, thank you, Gwizdo!

But, you ...

You're not hurt?

Nope.

I just fell down there.

You, but that ... that's immoral.

Do you realize what a fright you gave us?

You were really scared?

Of course I was!

That means that love me.

Okay, partys over guys.

We got us a World Gobbler to slay.

What's that giant tree?

b It's for scale sir. / b / i/b

That noise, what is it?

Is that an earthquake?

No,

it was snoring.

We have to find it.

Take cover!

Monster bat?

My nightmare ...

That's the skeleton dragon

of my nightmares.

Lian-Chu come back!

Lian-Chu run!

Help, Lian-Chu!

I'm sorry Gwizdo,

we are all going to die!

Zo look at me, we gotta

believe, isn't that what you said?

So hang on, hang on, hang on.

I believe, I believe, I believe.

I believe, I believe ...

Lian-Chu!

Lian-Chu!

Leave them alone!

I do not fear you,

ugly thing.

My heart is pure as a

fresh water spring.

Get up Lian-Chu!

Go for it, Lian-Chu!

Everything is reall pretty now.

Now over there will be the barn ...

Oh, and there the chicken coops.

What do you mean?

Our little farm old buddy.

With sheep for your wool.

And there the mill, for

bread, a big mill.

And over there your sheep barn,

and when I say sheep barn ..

I mean a real sheep barn.

And here, our house.

With your bed room, my bed room ...

and Zos bed room.

A big room with a view

of the flying bunny rabbits,

whenever she comes to see us

during the holidays, right?

Yes!

So we gonna go pick up Uncle Arnies cash?

We certainly deserve it.

Where are my noble knights?

But, but my great and wealthy Lord,

we're here ...

You?

Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo,

ya know, dragon hunters.

All right look, isn't that your X

at the bottom of this parchment?

Allright, enough of this,

I don't see any hunters.

What I see are two coarse and lowly rogues...

With all due respect, my

Lord, I do believe I did warn you ...

But Uncle, it's really true,

Lian-Chu killed the World Gobbler.

that is why you were cured and

nature has blossomed,

and there are little bunnies everywhere.

And you little runaway, your

tall tales will get you nowhere.

They are not tall tales, the Lian-Chu is a hero.

Get out of my sight insolent girl.

Your eyes are even more inside out than before.

Off to the convent, little pest.

So much the better.

Because I would rather go

to the crooked tooth convent than

live with a bitter, heartless, ugly old fart

who doesn't even love me.

Zo get back here immediately.

Zos right!

Your really a looser,

and besides, your mean to little girls ...

you don't know Zo, she is kind,

she's courageous, and she's intelligent,

she deserves so much better than a dishonest,

self centered, meiserly old uncle,

and with all due respect I have

for the boogers in my nose

I would like to know what Lord

Arnold, The Butt Wipe, has to say about that!

Ow, ooh. I tell ya

kings are not respectable people.

It was when you called him Arnold

the Butt Wipe, that he really got mad.

Hey, hey, just a sec there Mr. coward,

you could have done something.

Why, you did a great

job on your own.

A great job,

are you pulling my leg?

If it wasn't for you, Zo

would have gotten spanked on her bare bottom.

You know,

you're right.

You think that we'll see Zo again someday?

Forget about her buddy.

Look at us, nothing has changed,

we're still two course and lowly rouges just good

for getting our butts kicked by royalty.

Hey, wait up for me, noble knights.

Zo, what are you doing here?

The old crooked tooth isn't my style.

I'm gonna go live on the little farm with you guys.

What little farm?

You know, the one you dream of,

with a big mill and the

barn and sheep, for wool.

Zo, I love you.

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