Drive Angry Page #2

Thank you.

You didn't kill him, did you?

Your fianc? No.

Thanks for that.

Are you hungry?

I could use a drink.

Oklahoma?

Mmm-hmm.

You mentioned Florida.

My business is in Louisiana.

Can you get me that far?

- What business?

- I'm looking for someone.

I'm Milton.

You're Piper, right?

Well, Milton, if you try and kill me

and dump me in the woods,

I'm gonna cut your nuts off.

Yes, ma'am.

All right, then.

All the planes have been grounded

Greetings, folks.

Welcome to the Bull By The Balls.

Roy.

Milton.

Thought you were dead.

You hoped I was dead. Not the same.

You planning on staying?

You got a problem with that?

Your money's good as any, I expect.

But be gone by dawn.

That goes by the name of the sandman

What was that all about?

In another life, I used to drive a truck

through these parts.

I'd enjoy a visit with his sister.

- And he took offense?

- Yes.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

- You sure?

- Howdy.

I'm Candy.

Start you off with some drinks?

- Beer.

- Same.

I need to see some IDs, too.

What the hell is this?

Guess it's been a while

since you did that visiting.

You want a drink? You gotta be a member.

Dry county.

Oh, sh*t. Sorry.

- That was in my pocket.

- Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief.

I lifted it for protection.

If you stole my ride,

I was gonna have to hunt you down.

Did she say something funny?

Yeah, this license isn't just expired,

it's antique.

All right, then bring me a black coffee

with sugar.

Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome,

I don't know,

I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit.

Don't tell nobody.

You gonna tap that or what?

Tap?

Geez, Milton, how long has it been?

I've had a lot on my mind.

Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then.

But no one ever reaches the end and says,

"I wish I hadn't f***ed so much."

Where you going?

I'm going to take a shower,

lie in a warm bed,

- do my nails.

- What about your beer?

You drink it. I'll see you at dawn.

Here you go, big boy.

Like an eagle in the eye

of a hurricane that's abandoned

Get you a drink, friend?

It's a nice place you got.

You rent that out for parties here?

We sure do. You planning a party?

Yeah. I'm planning on having

one of them tonight.

Reverend Jonah King,

the self-proclaimed prophet...

Mom, Mom, look, it's over.

Piper's gone. I just want my car back.

- Look, I gotta go. Cops are here.

...are wanted for questioning...

- I love you, too. - ...in the brutal

murder of the young parents.

About f***ing time.

- I called you guys like...

- There was a traveler.

- 6'1".

- What?

Ah! Yes, the traveler.

Angry with attitude.

Sumbitch kicked me in the... Who are you?

- I'm The Accountant.

- The...

I called a cop.

The "sumbitch,"

where did he go?

F*** should I know?

I woke up and all three were gone.

- All three?

- The b*tch, the sumbitch

- and my car!

- What kind of car?

Look, Hugo Boss,

you ain't no cop, me ain't no talking.

Two sumbitches in one day?

You leave me no choice.

I'm gonna take this stick from Kentucky

and beat your ass with it.

- What kind of car, Frank?

- What?

Your car, what kind is it?

Why does everyone keep hurting me?

Answer. The.

Question.

'69 Charger, you f***.

440 or the Hemi?

Wait, wait, wait. Get me off this wall.

Please. No!

Where you going?

Please, get me off the wall.

Hey, f*** tard, that's mine.

Shithead, shithead, that's...

- You call about a stolen car?

- Frank Raimi?

In there.

I'm looking for someone.

6'1", not from around here.

He's driving a '69 Charger.

He's traveling with her.

Jesus.

- Excuse me?

- Keep your hands where I can see them.

Show me your hands, a**hole.

- This is your lucky day.

- What's the matter...

You're...

You're a Fed?

I'm in pursuit of a traveler.

John, John Milton.

He's with the girl in this photo.

- But the guy in the room, he's...

- Dead. Yes.

I'd say it's unfortunate, but I'd be lying.

Only his mother will miss him.

Look, Troopers, I need your help

with my pursuit of this fugitive.

If we three could apprehend him...

- You are ambitious.

- I guess.

Yes, we are.

I can tell that you are.

Success will mean promotion, pay raise.

I guaran-f***ing-tee it.

Now, we are going to hunt this Milton.

We are going to find the Charger

that he's driving

and when we find him,

you will shoot to kill.

Shoot to kill.

That's against protocol.

Yeah. This man is highly dangerous.

He has killed. He will kill again.

He must be taken down on sight.

The time it takes you to

follow your protocols,

that's the time it takes him to end your life.

Shall we?

Come on.

- Oh! F***, yeah!

- Um, are we gonna do it?

Depends on how well you do those nails.

Oh!

See, you gotta be careful.

You're gonna have to redo that one.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God!

Sorry. Shut the f*** up in there! Come on!

Shut the f*** up!

Move it. You can move that cock.

Oh! God damn it.

Sorry about that.

Come on. Come on, move it.

Hang on.

... March 15th,

in a dumpster behind a local strip club.

The case is set to go to trial

in February of 2011.

In other news tonight,

new details are emerging

in the case of a missing Colorado infant.

Investigators, in cooperation with

the Colorado state police,

have issued an all points bulletin

for Jonah King's immediate detention

in connection with the murders of a young

married couple in Loveland, Colorado.

Their infant girl is believed to have been

abducted by this religious sect.

A nationwide Amber Alert

is now in full effect.

You may recall we broke the story first

that the young mother...

Investigators refuse to comment.

Although, our own Nathan Brown

has recently learned...

Look at that handsome devil.

Fools do not know how blessed they are

to look upon the messiah of the next age.

The girl is in 11. And Milton,

he in number 12.

This Milton is no friend to us.

He will try and keep us

from what we are rightfully owed.

He is the blight,

and we are the rain.

Go forth and pour your anger upon him.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby. Why don't you f*** naked?

I never disrobe before a gunfight.

Oh, yeah.

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

Gimme candy I've never had

Tastes so sweet, makes good love bad

Fallen out with my love

A grievous time to pass

Sugar done break my heart

A heart not meant to last

In spite of saddened days...

Come on, baby. Don't be shy.

That baby is as good as dead.

Oh, f*** yeah!

Sh*t! Sh*t!

F*** him, motherf***er! F*** him.

Who's a punk-ass motherf***er?

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

I know that you want the candy

Gimme candy I've never had

Gimme candy I've never had

Tastes so sweet, makes good love bad

Oh, hell.

Would you calm down?

He definitely took the bait.

- You know these people?

- We should hurry. There are probably more.

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