Drowning by Numbers Page #5
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- Year:
- 1988
- 118 min
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Get me out.
You think I
can't do it?
Start drowning
you dope.
You haven't
a chance.
That was a preliminary,
here comes the real attempt.
It must be your money
that keeps you afloat.
You and your belly
are stubborn.
Please, I can't
move my legs
Help
Help please
Leave me now.
I want to be
alone with him.
We can't
leave you.
Yes you can
he's my husband
Where is your phone?
It's alright, you must
let me phone the police.
or the ambulance
or the fire brigade
and the coroner.
Are you sure you're
going to be alright?
If you want a witness
our name is Van Dyke.
Mr 70 and Mr 71 Van Dyke.
Smut go and
get the tea.
You women are getting
too proficient at this.
We aim to please
the coroner.
The body is
already undressed.
I did not imagine he went
swimming with his clothes on
Doesn't it make
it easier for you?
Nothing you do makes
it easier for me.
You've got to stop.
One is just possible,
two is very unlikely.
You have no prerogative
on drowning.
The coroners office
is inviolate
- Not violation.
- Yeah of course it's not.
Don't be so
melodramatic Madgett.
I feel ill.
Why do you always feel
ill at times like this?
It's the excitement,
it goes to my stomach.
Haha Id have thought you'd
have got over that by now.
It's only with
special cases.
Drownings?
Yes, and the women.
Women?
Yeah, and personal
involvements.
Haven't you heard
of coincidence?
I've heard
of it.
Doesn't it
appeal to you?
Only as an idea, not
as a police enquiry
Cissy
Where did
it happen?
On the beach.
Could you say where
exactly on the beach.
Oh it's covered now
with the tide.
Smut you haven't brought
your red paint?
No Cissy, today's Tuesday,
Tuesday's colour is yellow.
I am bound to say that I could try and
revive him even now, it has been know...
Don't be stupid
Madgett and don't try.
The man's name is
Hardy and not Lazarus.
Now let us turn to
page 72. Jean, 11
verse 23.
Jesus says unto them... :
my brother
I shouldn't take
it too seriously.
very violently all the time.
Ask Smut.
Small comfort
Madgett.
On the contrary,
I'd say a great relief.
alone than dead in company.
What are you
doing that for?
Smut... he quite liked Hardy...
and there's been a robbery
at the fireworks factory.
Water!
Hail Mary!
- Bloody hell, Madgett!
- Cissy!
Oh god there's those two
runners from the beach
and Nancy.
Hardy's mother,
Jake's cousin
I wonder what they're
planning now?
It's one conspiracy
against another.
Yours against theirs, yours
to drown and theirs to prosecute.
Bloody hell there's Bellamy
and he hates funerals.
I'm going to find out
what he's doing.
No don't
do that.
Drive on Madgett,
We don't want to get into a lot of
arguments with all this water over our heads.
Then this woman tipped a bowl of sugar and
a bottle of lemonade over his typewriter.
He went for a swim in the sea and
because he had eaten too much
he got stomach
cramps and drowned.
She gave him the kiss
of life but it didn't work.
She knew it
wouldn't.
She cut all his hair of with a pair
of blunt scissors, just like Delilah.
This game's called hangman's cricket
What's that
about hangmen?
It's a game of cricket, you
really need 75 players.
six sides of 12
and 3 umpires.
Have you got any
more of these?
Hundreds.
- Where do they come from?
- I've taken them
You've taken them?
I don't believe you
What was all
that about?
- Nothing, he's a friend of my mothers.
- I'm going to another party tonight.
A dance hall over-looking
the sea with lights.
We'd have crab paste,
sprats in batter
and be sick in
air-line bags
We're each going to be given a
black rabbit as a going home present.
How come a non-swimmer belongs
to a water tower conspiracy Bellamy??
What?
A water
tower conspiracy.
You've noticed?
Come on!
It's just a convenient
place to meet.
What and is there
a subscription list?
Yes
Colpitt's deaths are not accidental.
I guessed
that much.
What do you intend
doing about it?
For a start get
Madgett investigated.
That sounds business like, are you
going to alert the water board?
- Poor cows.
- Bloody hell.
This is no blood,
it's red paint!
That little ghoul's
been here already!
I thought I could
smell gun powder...
I thought it was
the smell of death.
It's too early for
that yet...
Bellamy, this
conspiracy of yours...
Do you regard me
as an accessory?
'cause if I am I better
get rid of you quick.
I'd like to
see you try.
I don't think you're allowed
to screw your wife in prison.
So I suggest that if you
are seriously thinking of it..
you make good use
of my free time now.
- Kiss my back side.
- No
Not here
you fool!
Why not?
Alright Smut, try
the hawthorns.
Well Cissy
Will you
marry me?
No Madgett.
I could never
marry a coroner.
you'd washed your hands.
Besides, how could I
trust a game player?
I'm not playing games
at this particular moment.
Well you're far more entertaining
when you are Madgett.
Besides, you're far more valuable
to me as a friend
than a coroner.
How about
as a lover?
Well
I admit to
drowning Hardy,
possibly for not being
a satisfactory lover.
Give or take an inch you
could get into his trousers,
but I don't think I drowned him
so that you could get into his bed.
Cissy is looking for
a father figure.
But much as I dislike Bellamy, don't go
getting ideas, remember. You're a coroner.
All coroners see
are corpses.
Well they won't
reject you.
Tell me Madgett, have you ever fallen
in love with one of your corpses?
Yes, several.
Did you ever...
do anything?
I once kissed an old lady of 82...
on the forehead.
She was twice
my age.
Is that all? Was
she the only one?
No but I'm not
saying any more.
Oh really Madgett!
Tell me.
I once sat up all night
with a young girl who had
been run over by cows.
There wasn't a mark on her but
her skull had been fractured.
She was 19.
She had blonde hair
and bright blue eyes.
If she was dead how could
you see the colour of her eyes?
Ah well that was the problem. I
couldn't bring myself to close themr.
They were beautiful.
So what
did you do?
I sat next to her
and held her hand...
and I'm not saying anymore but
I wasn't invited to the funeral.
I tell you what,
you can come to mine.
I'm inviting you
now, and...
I don't mind on the whole if
you take a few liberties.
as long as they're
not too gross.
Infact if I was very old I'd
probably be very flattered.
I would prefer to be encouraged
to take liberties now.
Well I certainly don't
feel like it at the moment.
My reputation is at stake thanks
to you and your mother
and I'm quite sure that Smut
would not want a father who's...
...an accomplice
to murder.
He understands.
Coroners need corpses.
Like grave diggers
need corpses.
Notice how Sid follows him
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