Drowning by Numbers Page #4
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- 1988
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and judy shows on lonely bachelors
nor do I run a bordello
for newly weds.
If the phone rings, or if
or if you decide to play a proper
game I'll be in the sea swimming!
Hardy's right.
This is my wedding party, why
can't we play some proper cricket.
To dangerous!
The maiden is always
obliged to be a spectator
unless she is
partnered by the twins.
Good afternoon, remember us?
We're the Bognor brothers, I'm Jonah
- and I'm Moses.
- I remember
We'd like a word with you.
In private
if possible.
Well what the hell do you know about cricket?
it's no more dangerous than any other game.
Australia.
A blow to
the chest.
Scores 51 runs, then has heart
palpitations for 12 hours...
lung, coughing blood
dies the next day in bed with a
Summer of 52. Blow to the
top of the head... coma...
His last know words are :
"Bugger Bognor".
No sorry that was
Edward the seventh.
Sorry chaps, no offence.
What's a matter with
Madgett? He hates cricket.
He's showing off.
He likes acting...
He might just be distracting everyone
from what's happening....
in the sea.
The business man can
be saved if he submits...
to a red queen
but in doing so he
must pay a forfit.
It's alright, it's
alright mother...Cissy
Get them out of here and
go and find some scissors.
me alone I just want to be still.
If you have a hangman you
have to pair with a judge...
By the time we've learnt
your rules it'll be dark.
Anything worth learning
takes a little time.
Cut my hair
I'll feel better
You eat
too much.
The full flavour of the game of
hangman's cricket, is best appreciated
after the game has been
played for several hours.
fair understanding of the many rules
he wants to play permanently.
Finally an outright
loser is found,
and is obliged to present
himself to the hangman
who is always merciless.
I haven't
found 54 yet.
in Nightingale Lane.
Here it's near a
water hydrant.
Then Delilah cut off
Samson's hair, I think.
up the last of his strength
held onto two pillars and
pulled the house down.
His last words were -
"and take good care of Nelly"
Who is Nelly?
This is Nelly
Although she sometimes
insists on being called Nancy.
It was Charles the second
His last words were -
"and take good care of Nelly"
Who told you that?
My mother, she said she'd
wished she'd been Nell Gwynne
Because she'd liked to
more out on the road.
The rope wouldn't slap on
the doorstep that way.
My mother says
I'm not to go out.
It's dangerous, there
are evil men about.
Hold still.
Alright next.
Off stump crease
Left handed bat
Left arm bowler.
New ball....soft ground
off spinner...oh
Too low.
Difficult to see how the ball hit him there but still.
Tolly Schriker, 1931.
Scored 58 runs with
one eye closed,
before falling down
pavilion steps.
Died in "Brisbane Municipal??"
another black cross.
Hold still.
Smut, pour Cissy
a cup of tea.
Oh don't bother, I'll pour if
you're busy playing cricket
Bellamy has given
me this idea
for a book of
cricketing deaths
games can be
very dangerous
Madgett you
could talk with Cissy
Why could I?
Marrying Bellamy isn't the best
thing she could've done
A bit
late now.
Why saddle herself
with his lechery?
Are you against lechery?
You know
I'm not.
How do I
know that?
You don't.
Try along
that hedge.
May I kiss
you?
If you like
just here though
Oh that's chaste.
Please believe I appreciate
your attentions,
but you'll have
to wait a little while.
and who knows, your
prospects might improve.
Cissy's more your age.
But don't go getting
ideas about Hardy
This time I'm not
playing games.
Don't you?
It's impossible
to tell with you
I don't think you really
know yourself do you?
May I see what I've
always wanted to see?
What is that?
You, without
any clothes on.
What a strange desire.
That's a strange
game Madgett.
Is it?
and here is certainly
not the time and place.
Are you going to the
police if I don't co-operate.
I might.
There was a man at Pulham Market,
who died in his car.
He was wealthy, a farmer.
He drove his car into
a wood near Thomstot
turned off the engine,
made himself comfortable
and quietly died.
I could find absolutely
nothing wrong with him.
I expect he died of unrequited love.
Is that what you do when you
can't find a reason for death.
write - "died of unrequited love"
In his case I wrote
"heart attack after bowls match"
Trust you to
put a game in.
You didn't stay long..
Where is
your torch.
I lost it.
What do you mean?
I'll come and
get it tomorrow
Did you catch
anything interesting?
Nothing much.
Lets go to my place and
I'll make some supper.
When you want something Hardy
how do you ask for it?
I say please.
Please Hardy
can we have a f***.
Or if I'm in the office I'll pick
up the phone and dial 9.
Emergency, which service...
All I get is the police the ambulance or
the fire brigade, which one do you want.
- Do you want to speak to them?
- No thank you
Which service
do you require?
I'm sorry there is no fire, accident,
burglary, rape or murder.
yet
thank you
But don't go away because
we might need you.
I usually find that
one 9 suffices.
and if it doesn't
I write a note.
- A memorandum
- Yes
Well I suppose
I could try that
and if pressed, you know very well
I'll do the best I can to oblige.
- You're so considerate
- You're so imaginative
Well I have to be
for the two of us
Mind the juice doesn't
stain the sofa.
Show me
your tongue.
Just as I thought, it's yellow.
Does that mean
I'm unwell.
What do
you think?
A little colouring goes a long way
artificial colouring can be dangerous.
So can too much
abstinence
Hardy
Now I need
warming up.
My mother says
that hot tea
on a hot day
can make a body
feel very cool.
You're about to
make some tea?
I'm not
that thirsty.
What does your mother
say about swimming?
Reading between
the lines,
I'd say she's made at least one public
statement about bodies in water.
You Colpitt's women always have a lot of
trouble with men, why do you think that is?
I'll leave you to
think about that.
better in the bath.
I wonder if it was
the same with Jake?
I don't think Jake was
much of a thinking man.
I'm going for a swim.
Hope you drown.
Thank you.
You can look after
the typewriter.
Bugger your typewriter!
K.I.S.S.
M.E.
H.A.R.D.
Stupid bloody idiot.
What's the matter?
My stomach.
Don't fool around,
just get me out.
- I've just ruined your very best typewriter.
- You what?
and now I'm going to do
my best to drown you.
The Colpitt prerogative.
You're so stubborn
you won't sink
Get me out,
for god's sake.
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