Drowning by Numbers Page #3
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- Year:
- 1988
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Madgett will be
pleased for me.
He, least of all.
Moths?
Yes. Look up those.
Elephant Hawk Moth.
I want
a baby.
At nineteen?
Cissy, you are mad.
your life swimming, not bearing children.
Bellamy can't
even swim.
- I don't think he can change a lightbulb.
- I know.
Championship women swimmers
always have their sons early.
and how sure are you
that it will be a boy?
Capable women
normally have girls.
What do
you want?
I'm hot.
Is it true it's desirable to be
circumcised in a hot climate?
So they say.
Was Samson
circumcised?
Does it hurt?
I don't remember.
What does
it look like?
Nothing special. Look..
Now go to bed.
Was Delilah circumcised?
Do they circumcise women?
Sort of...
in hot countries.
- It's hot here.
- So it is
Did they do
it to Cissy?
I doubt it
very much.
Was Jake
circumcised?
You better ask Cissy.
Is circumcision
barbaric?
Some say so.
Now go to bed,
and anything unanswered about
man's barbarity to women,
you can ask Cissy in the
morning, she's an authority.
now let
me write.
Sid !
Number 41. It's by the bridge
in Cattermole Road.
What's he doing?
He's counting the bees,
always counting something.
Bees should be told
about a death.
That only applies to blood
relatives doesn't it?.
Isn't she going to
be a blood relative?
Isn't who?
Cissy, Jake's widow.
Gregory!
What makes
you think that??
Isn't that why you signed the
death certificate "heart attack"?
Good lord, Gregory,
what an imagination.
I know. I got it
from my mother.
Mothers have a lot
to answer for.
Oh sorry it's Smut, here
have a newspaper.
Smut
You're late, you're
supposed to be swimming.
Gregory, come and try this new
game with me. You too, Nancy.
I've got to go, you've forgotten
to tell Madgett about...
He doesn't want to know
about them! Silly girl!
Right then Nancy,
see you later.
Mind the sheep!
The game Bees of the Trees
is a variant of Musical Chairs
it is best played with funeral
music and in open air.
The object of the game is to sit on
a vacant chair when the music stops.
If the chair sat on is
previously occupied by bees,
it is permissible to
arrange a professional foul.
Are you
Cissy Colpitt ?
I am but there
are others.
Our name's Bognor.
B.O.G.N.O.R.
I am Jonah and
this is Moses
We're cousins
of the dead man.
What dead man?
Come on don't be stupid.
Jake of course.
Pleased to meet you.
Are you in training too?
Training?
For the
Olympics.
No, are you?
Yes
Well my coach
is over there.
The one in the red beret
trained with Dawn Fraser.
The other one swam with
Esther Williams in Stockholm.
was a singer?
Do you know
those two men?
Wait a minute... they do
look vaguely familiar...
They know you.
They do?
They're Jake's cousins,
they're called Moses and Jonah.
The water's
a connection
How much do you think
body hair is appreciably....
...responsible for extra drag
Miss Freilichberg?
Pardon?
shave and not just my legs?
What do you think
I'd look like bald?
What?
Did Bellamy and
you do that??
???swimming??
When I need to impress
I expect support.
Pardon.
The turn...
it is essential that the
muscles of the pelvis
move at 45 degrees at an
angle to the front.
Johnny Weissmullers...
stop that...legs
Oh Smut
Here's your towel.
It's alright, these
have been counted.
Look!
A man that is born of a woman
has but a short time to live...
You know why they built the
crematorium here don't you??
The ground is so water
logged around here..
...that you can't dig a grave
without making a pond..
Ask Sid.
As it is they hold these services at low
tide in case the water puts the fire out! - Cissy!
Here comes the bit
I've never liked..
Bite your lip and start
counting in threes.
What are
they doing?
They're counting.
They often do it.
Are you the
local coroner?
How come a
six foot man
drowned in a
four foot bath?
He died of a
heart attack.
A bit inconvenient to have a
heart attack in a bath isn't it?.
It's a bit inconvenient to
What would you say if we said
we don't agree with your verdict?
I'd say you'd better find me
some evidence to the contrary.
How's about "Why were there
two baths?", eh Madgett?
I had a sort of complaint
recently from Nancy..
She came to me to complain of
erm...red paint on her leg
lost shoes and....
embarrassing missing article.
- Her knickers.
- Really?
How do you
know that??
Because she paid me to go into
your kitchen and look for them.
She what?
Well she used to be my
Sunday School teacher.
She taught me the ten
commandments - not to lie...
Not to commit adultery...
Shut up Cissy
and I found them
under your sink,
put them in my pocket and
told her they weren't there.
Which was true because
they were in my pocket.
and here they are.
They would of cost another 50 pence.
That shows great
presence of mind.
and a taste
for business.
Well that
settles it then.
If I go down you all
go down with me.
Look who's there.
Nancy.
and the two swimmers
from the baths.
and Bellamy.
Perhaps there's
a conspiracy.
Set to accuse you,
Cissy, of drowning.
Rubbish!
The object of hangman's
cricket is for each competitor
to retain his
alloted nine lives
by scoring runs
with a cat or bat,
defending his lower leg from
being struck by the ball.
There is no limit to
the number of players
as long as each has an identity
agreed by the two referees.
Now bat harder or
play without shoes!
This game of yours Madgett has
everything in it except the kitchen sink.
Thank you.
When played inland Mrs Hardy...
The more important identities
are the emperor,
the red queen, the widow,
the fat lady,
the dunce, the judge,
the hangman,
the harlot
Come on you two, out!
the businessman, the maiden
Go and do your
fornication elsewhere.
It's not fornication any more
You buy a marriage licence
and it becomes legal
Not on my couch
it doesn't.
I'll give you 3 minutes to make yourself decent.
Hasn't the novelty worn off yet.
Well you see Hardy, we've only
been married for two hours.
Oh like hell!
Every cow in every field in the district
has seen the colour of your arse Bellamy.
Crabby idiot!
Hey do you think
he ever did it?
Ask Cissy.
The adulterer can only
play with the harlot..
when each has an even
I am Marina, I'm Bellamy's
sister. Are you Madgett ? - I am
If I am in mourning, why do
I have to catch one handed?
Grief is a handicap my dear.
So is not being
able to see.
The mother in-law is only
allotted 5 runs at a time
after which she must defer
to the gravedigger
who is allowed to add
the number of runs of each
competitor he bowls out to his own.
Out Hardy !
She's cheating!
I do not want to put fetish punch
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