Drunk Wedding Page #8

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You want us to film each other

while we watch this video?

Yeah, man, outtakes. It'll be hilarious.

- You all know it was Linc's chick?

- No, it wasn't.

She was just a girl I met in Mexico.

Come on, that woman

has shark teeth in her mouth.

Guys, Linc, come on.

- There we are.

- Guys...

Maggie and her sleeping prey.

- She's gonna do it.

- Open wide, Mag, and go fast.

You know you're going to.

It's a goat.

Oh, my God. What's that goat doing?

Come on, goat, do it.

I buy it. Goats are docile creatures.

- Maggie's makin' a comeback here.

- Bullshit.

That's goat's gonna suck that dick.

Suck that dick, goat.

Yeah, suck that dick, goat.

- Wait, what happened?

- What?

What is that?

I think someone's blocking the camera.

- Who is that?

- I don't know.

Who are you?

That's the woman

you punched in the face.

- What? You punched that hefty gal?

- Yeah.

- She's gonna do it, man.

- No way. It was Linc's chick.

No, no, watch, watch, watch.

Big fun's coming.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, my...

- Got it.

- Oh, my God.

- Open that big mouth!

- Oh, my God.

Phil.

Wait, is that Daphne?

- What?

- Wait, what?

I can't keep doing this, Phil.

What's she doing in Jon's room?

I need a man that can get hard.

No, I mean, we fixed that.

This whole information.

I can make people come.

God, what is wrong with her?

She's tripping balls.

I did give her the Mexican Ambien

for her night terrors.

I bet Jon can come.

I bet I can make Jon come.

- What?

- God, please don't blow him.

No, no, no.

Holy sh*t.

F***. What the f***?

- That's coming out.

- I don't feel good.

Phil, bro,

that wasn't even a blow job, man.

Seriously, she just bit him.

That was the exact medical procedure

that you would follow

if Jon had gotten a snake bite

on his penis.

- You okay, Phil?

- Hey, guys.

- Daphne.

- Phil showed you the wedding video?

- Yes, he did.

- My gosh. It's so good, right?

- Tour de force.

- Yeah.

It's so outrageous.

I can't believe

some of the things you did.

It was wild.

- It got a little out of control.

- Yeah.

You guys should be

a little embarrassed.

- Yeah.

- It was humiliating, man.

Baby, you okay?

You're not talking a lot.

- Why don't we take off?

- Yeah.

- Hey, enjoy your night.

- Here you go.

- Holy sh*t.

- That was f***ed up.

Let's go, let's go. Come on.

Guys...

Everything cool, babe?

- What's he gonna do?

- I don't know. Look at him.

- Jesus Christ.

- He looks f***ing pissed.

He's furious.

- No.

- Holy sh*t.

You've been a naughty girl, Daph.

Seems you've been bad. You know?

I've been a bad girl.

- Dude, he's channeling his rage.

- What?

- Yeah.

- Look at him.

- That is pretty f***ing Phil.

- Yeah.

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