Dry Rot Page #4

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guard hey hey don't rush me dry rot dry.

SEC SEC I'm not finished

anyone know French for rot combust

coming and it's your money guard like

compost compost ah c'est c'est

compassion are these French Oh.

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Do you sleep

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Man the dry rot time for our flesh must

be starving he's done yet by the sausage

and that was 14 years ago

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He's never there when you want it this

morning is popping in and out I got

piston

hey is it graphics a five-time we've

been doing with it growing it how can I

possibly catch them if you keep on the

show team there isn't a sign of when you

must have dreamt it all no I did not

well now we wrap up with the camp on

Chennai yes yeah you better get the

cards I've just well what's up are you

stuck

oh no yeah boy I always sleep in this

position but don't just stand there do

something functional yeah yeah when I

say you pull thank you yes

we'd better film the police in the

morning darling don't disturb them now

good night mr. Dandy good night colonel

well the panics over oh you frightened

me I'm sorry can I help no thanks I can

manage sure I can Oh quite sure thank

you I'm worried about sweet lavender I

still breathe in Annie whoa what do you

mean well anyway I mean give him

something to flip him up look this

friend George Carlin will arrive

tomorrow he's gonna look fit enough to

switch well you don't look like a wonder

rose to me what Abby said he's got it

otherwise a jockeys gonna be suspicious

jockey I forgotten about his jury I

don't think he could carry one of them

would it stop aggravating me well I'm

still hungry I could eat a horse

hey Dad shut up will ya now look Fred

you look up yours I'll take you upstairs

find some grub all right he don't kick

he just bites hey our son pitch old

you go first

what's the difference I didn't know it's

always milk first well that's about as

clear to me as cricket hey Sonny put

them on some come on about the light

song Gris glad your father hurt a

burglar why well we hadn't we wouldn't

be down here together now I'm not sure

we ought to be can I carry that upstairs

for it oh no it's all right what time is

breakfast

how about 9:
00 why well that gives us

six and a half hours to say goodnight

goodnight mr. Danby good night miss Wang

staff.

Oh mr. tubbs left sat down here Oh why's

that

yes mr. Hamby may I call you Susan

all right John good night isn't nitrous

Alfred what is it sweet conscious

unconscious you believe their immediate

that's 10,000 pancha customer look Carla

knock on window my snare we got Nicholas

switch it with I'll tell you what what

we can Knobble it but that's illegal

I can't think without me at Tom but you

owe

mixie we tasted yeah

yeah I'm gonna worry about carnival

anymore

we got he's joking here do you mean keep

all in a key until after the race and

put another jockey on ah but oh that's

matter ooh as long as he's not known on

the course and can't ride well enough to

win that lets me out yeah I'm too every

now do we know that's not dawn not too

every in can't ride not too well

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Come at once the buntao but be attacked

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Be dead go get a broom or a poker or

something

it's where the colonel how should I know

have you got anything honest yeah go get

yourself something I get some more tea

should I tea your lives are in danger

and you talk about tea then how about a

whiskey good idea

barricade the door again you know my

life.

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When one attached to the door maybe it's

the police will you get down boy

and keep me color about time - what's

the matter with all these people are

they dead

certainly not I phoned for the police I

am the police sergeant fire recording

don't be absurd the grass I won't be

glad I was a colonel in the Army and I

was a brigadier in the 80s sit down sit

down

now look here mister miss sir I give up

I give up

I've had enough right through my

battements blew me brains out what are

you doing getting ready to go to bed and

you

I'm assisted him I'm his Welsh dresser

you see quartz

what were you doing in the garden I saw

him at 3 o'clock in the morning early

seeds I quiet what were you doing

waiting why weren't you in bed well I

don't wait in bed sure be quiet

I look tell be excused why look I'm

cycling wait

this is my house will you kindly get up

no interfering with the law I shall

arrest you

this is an outrage I shall report you to

wag your finger at me I've got a gun

remember I don't care you've got an

arsenal it's my gun get me that women

aren't safe with lunatics like you

around

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I didn't sleep very well they look

wonderful mistake daddy's trans girl

ticket that's all right

Susan hey stop don't about you last

night did you

uh-huh I asked you a question and before

you had a chance to answer it I woke up

now wasn't that stupid

depends you might have got the wrong

answer I think I'll find out now are you

listening yes John well we're back in my

dream and I say to you Susan and you say

to me yes John that's right then I say

Susan can I kiss you and you say well

yes John

when you've quite finished scrambling my

eggs I should like my breakfast any

letters for me yes they're all for you

there on the tray Thank You London being

a mess come on come on get this down

you'll feel a lot better go on go on

force yourself come on come on oh that's

better

hey you be open about didn't know one

time

careful careful that's the carbonyl oh

he looks a winner all right I'm

delighted to wear it but he's just too

late

but you're dead on time we've got your

right Sinclair so as you're told

yes you will you're in this

mr. tub who is that

oh the piano shooter the piano tuner

yes you are the piano Chino aren't you

no yes yes but what's he doing here he

was sent for sinful that for step four

but who by yeah who would you sent

probably a for to buy

hey I'm not saying that again dad Jemma

wait stop sent for you Colonel Wagstaff

yeah I'm afraid the strain has been too

much for the colonel you see we have no

piano all of us a better look what they

said is rotten luck well I'm sorry but

he must go back

yeah well quit on a bus there aren't any

buses that's caught all right he gave my

tricycle BBB deep deep deep deep deep

good morning Henry

good morning my dear Henry we've been

here for six weeks haven't we yes do you

ever remember seeing a piano piano

because if you have I wish you'd show me

where it is

do you feel all right it's perfectly Oh

now about this piano yes Maria where is

it where is it

have you seen it no fix it okay kept is

in the saloon bar there wouldn't be room

right there well we we could shift the

furniture out of it now the point I'm

trying to make is that we have no piano

do you want one no thank you

oh so how can we have it tuned

you see it is rather a problem well it

would be for a piano tuner quick so

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