Dry Rot Page #3

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furniture what does Wedgwood refer to

where is mr. Tubb I'm going to sleep

this way mr. tuck hello they got do I

say most artistical.

Phipps my man may I be permitted to

inquire where I am going to sleep in

there Henry

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Have you tried new QT it's instant white

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Holy Smoke

do you think somebody's died

welcome to my staff thank you sir

I didn't know you were married married

oh I'm not his wife oh you devil you

this is my home I live here that sir is

my daughter

pardon make leg off how do you do this

is my valet mr. Fredrick Phipps I'm very

pleased to meet you come along with.

Denby now show you to your room right

I'll see you later

don't drop it now heavy

excuse me mr. Tubb certainly mr. Damn

bear right just ring the bell doesn't

work give it a kick there we did I mean

what would happen if we did nothing very

much I imagine except perhaps you might

make a hole in the wall

[Laughter]

You got a torch torch before I've lost

sweet lavender you've lost it yes but

you can lose all sledge so dark I can't

find it well never money can't get out

[Applause]

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Now look we gotta make certain that this

horse can't possibly win you're giving

one of these pills look twice a day what

for keep him dopey and what about me you

don't be enough as it is I'm not gonna

have some grub well we can feed you

through the panel I know what you'd have

any bother only about the other ends

with Arroyo don't you dare you've got a

stayer with sweet lavender day and night

me sleep with a nose yes funny I'll have

nightmares

in my mind about your nightmares -

goodness like keep him quiet hold on me

keeping with OGG

poor old flashy must be starving down

over that horse taking all my grub to

feed him since last Tuesday ever now the

tapioca pudding and stewed prunes do you

good I only have that because you can't

stuff it in your pocket

will you stop grumbling how do you

expect to get ten thousand pounds

without a bit of hardship you've on jam

on it I might give it a bit of a taste

you drunk all this don't know if the

panel will you while I get some more

coffee one two three one two three one

two three you had to go to the bowl

after all I can dimes to Fred can you

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Don't like it Fred

do you I like you know diamond yeah

are you walking out with anyone no I

ain't

well could I take you out like when

tonight we're pictures what's all who

came from outer space further made my

heart flutter hey how do you see hey

who's in it we can't remember what's it

about

he can't remember save me yeah I said

there wasn't walking out it's all right

Fred I don't know leave us hey Fred

darling oh hey uh pay up

don't forget tonight we need no I want

oh I still have some rare fun pictures

oh well bye for now bye Oh

why don't you shave in the morning.

Quezon alder I there's no doubt about it

your fatal demand fatal what's that oh

good morning mr. Danby morning Beth

shall I tell you something

yes I found a mom we're here what have

you done with him

well nothing yet I wait until tonight

good morning good morning miss wax that

how are you liking your new job well it

might help a little if I knew something

about bookmaking don't you not a thing

yeah.

Opie's lammeter still in I've been here

for three days now mr. Tubbs still

hasn't fired me it's amazing Danby was

to tell the morning I got a couple of

letters for you to post this wax they're

they're urgent

would you like a stroll no thanks I've

plenty to do here

no walk down a leafy Lane in a lovely

morning like this is a real tonic with

you with me and the birds and the bees

I know another time perhaps damn be are

you still here

yeah well you didn't order be put the

stamps on this time operation panel

where's my girl I'm starving here it is

hurry up sweet lavender fine good

still pent up yeah yeah good if he leans

on something I know he's alright who

lovely bangers where's the cosmetics

cosmetics magnate in will yes

what take it easy I'm a Libra in there.

Oh perhaps he works a door from the

inside let's have a look

yes what's all this food for Oh that'll

be for mr. Toby says he feeds the birds

take it away I got quite enough trouble

catering for everyone without bothering

about our dumb friends in the garden

where's the colonel in the garden

where's me breakfast who you've added

it's gone okay no nutrition too bad

let me get back in there before someone

comes know if it's safe if it's safe

look if you're three knocks oh what a

good answer we'll give you one big knock

let's try and see if you can hear it

okay what maneet my son is going on here

just test him for dry rot I beg your

pardon mr. Phipps is an expert on rot Oh

oh yes that is right and knowing about

young spot on stairs I was wondering if

you had any more like how can you tell

just by tapping see just by tapping see

and then if you get the sort of a lower

sound you know what you've got what

right do let's see Henry

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I'm a Louis lettuce mr. Tubb I'm sorry

hey I'm alright

I've never felt better oh good hey what

day is it today

fraidy idea Friday I seem to associate

seven with Friday

I can't think who it is oh well I take

out the vegetables you see what over a

billion dollar company unless Pauline

yet I'll be appalling yet Buchan

education is power

look I've never seen that Gator used to

like here secret well and you make well

yeah he's French

this is no tail I'll try Monsieur wait

set hotel you see hotel casino then well.

I guess we all agree on that point for

the last time will somebody tell me who

he is who you know granted your name

back turned on they see then what would

not they say I'm one of the puke on show

get the false well we'll just call you

short hours he's going on three years if

we're not a good is only this is the

wife of the manager.

Vado FanDuel manager from do menagerie

wait Oh madam madam

uncle click in person who wants your

hobby sound here come away from my wife

be patient history I'm sure he's nearly

finished

madam who's that belly Caprice yours

come in mighty noodle done what do you

like the salt and vinegar if somebody

doesn't tell me who he is I took a stark

staring me

pardon Monsieur but rinna yarmulke night.

Saffy oh yeah you decided a lot of time

if you decide that before mr. Monkey oh

no I don't think that's right mr. Tug

man pardon Monsieur fat from me Berlin

yeah Galvez pelini AG Henry it's that

man Friday men Friday

no no dear the man who was coming here

on Friday that was a jockey hey wait a

minute

baby's riding favorite tomorrow's a.

French horse you're not riding continum.

Kathleen and well you know say sir

you notice in Australia to make out he

never haha he's past the post oh no he

hasn't cuz we're gonna switch the case

after room number 5 this way Mick seaman

wizard

hey he's French oh this way mr. French

mr. Dan big would you warn him about the

dry rot oh yes wait I miss your pretty

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