Dude

Synopsis: A group of teenage girlfriends deal with life after high school.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Olivia Milch
Production: Netflix
 
IMDB:
5.2
TV-MA
Year:
2018
97 min
1,736 Views


La-da-da-da-da

It's the motherfucking D-I double-G

Rah, Rah, Rah Digga, y'all

La-da-da-da-da

You're rocking with the L-Y-R-I-C

Yeah, yeah, yeah

East Coast to West Coast

In this motherf***er

What, what, what, what

Yo' roll that weed up

Slice it up

Ha, what's up Jones?

Help Jones headphone

Better turn that sh*t up

You gotta dig your own hole

About to divvy it up

Ski mask, weight toy

Now we hooking back up

And when they bang this in the club

You got to get up

Straight who jaboo

How we living it up

Murder was the case on Snoop

They ain't locking him up

Taking chances while we rapping

In the party for sure

Slipping with my ball forward

No ID for the dough

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm like Sisyphus

I'm bound to push rock

Other MCs are such jokes

I call them Knocks Knocks

Your mom wears Crocs

While she's sucking cock

I float so hard

You're gonna need a smock

Yeah, horses wear shoe

But do horses wear socks?

Call me f***ing Freddy

'cause I got it on lock

I smoke weed

I don't f*** with a rock

My flow's so regular

Like a motherfucking clock

Hold up, wait

All these niggaz thinkin we soft

We don't play

We gon' rock it

Til the wheels fall off

Hold up, wait

- Ready?

- Yeah.

Take a seat

Hope you're ready...

Where the dick at?

Smoke weed everyday

First prom with my dudes.

It's hot. I need something to drink.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Making you thirsty?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Having fun?

- Yeah, I'm having fun.

- The fields, field of dreams.

- Yup.

And that's home base.

- Did I get that right?

- No, that's the pitcher's...

- That's the pitcher's mound.

- You don't have an idea.

There is home base.

- And that's where you stand?

- Yeah, yeah.

Where all your dreams came true.

Yeah.

Are you sad about graduating?

Not really. Are you?

Chloe and I are gonna come visit you...

obviously.

I'm just glad I have another year here.

I can't imagine leaving this place.

I think if you do it right,

it never really leaves you.

Sorry, I just heard that

and threw up in my own mouth.

I hope you're right.

Hey! Come on. Limo's here.

Let's get some double-doubles.

Okay. Be right there.

Oh, my God,

I got so wasted last night.

So, wait, what happened?

The bouncer wouldn't let you in

with your In-N-Out.

Which was obviously unacceptable.

Right. So, that's when we hoisted

you over the wall of the patio.

And then,

you fall into the cactus.

Oh, dude. They're everywhere.

It's like I was giving blowies

in the desert all night.

Oh, f***. I have work tomorrow.

Yeah, I have a practice exam

in the morning.

All right.

- Bye, ladies.

- Bye.

- I love you.

- Bye.

Bye.

Okay. To the homestead?

Thomas wants us to come

to Top of the World.

- Cool.

- Okay, okay, okay.

Would you rather

lose all the hair on your body

or be a prostitute for a week?

- Prostitute for a week.

- Easily.

You didn't even hear the parameters.

No hair whatsoever,

no eyebrows, no lashes.

Oh, please. Come on.

I pay good money to have hot wax

rip most of that sh*t

out of my body anyway.

Yeah, for real.

But seriously, feel how smooth.

Is it good?

It might be cool

to be all slithery like a dolphin.

I don't think I'd do well as a prostitute.

I'd definitely end up a truck-stop boy.

I'd be an escort, but I'd only take jobs

from Johns who, like,

- wanted to be dominated and stuff.

- Yeah.

You guys have always sucked at this.

Whatever. Your go-to used to be

fart out of your mouth or sweat piss?

Still a valid question.

You lack imagination.

Can't believe school's in your hands now.

It's all downhill.

Every year says that.

And this b*tch will be president

and these things will be extra special.

All right. Come on.

I'm tired as balls. Let's get out of here.

Thomas, I told mom

we'd be home soon.

Xi'an dinner tomorrow night?

- Oh, definitely.

- Okay.

We got to hit all the usual spots

before you go.

Okay. Bye, Thomas.

See you at home.

Don't be too long. Mom's gonna be pissed.

Love you.

Love you, girls.

Today we mark a moment

we will never understand,

that life stops.

A son, a brother,

a friend was taken from us.

I've tried to take comfort in the fact

that we are now

the stewards of his story...

...of his joy,

of his life.

We must hold on to that and to each other.

Oh, my God. Chloe,

we're so sorry. He meant so much to us.

No. Not right now. No.

What other way is there to heal

the pain than to think of him and cry,

and laugh, and be together?

Mint?

I'm gonna chug it.

Oh! My eyes.

Oh sh*t. You guys, we're late for yoga.

Namast-gay.

Oh. I got to meet with Student Council

Noah about prom.

You, you have your college meeting, yeah?

Oh, yeah. I should roll.

- Love you.

- Love you, bye.

Okay. So it's all finished?

- Pretty much.

- Okay. Great.

Are you sure you want to shut down

a full road for a red carpet?

Yes. Big gestures are very important.

Okay. So, what I'm thinking...

Hey, Lil.

Top of the afternoon, Guy.

Aren't you supposed to be

in my class right now?

Aren't you supposed to be

in your class right now?

- This never happened.

- What never happened?

Here you go.

Okay. I'm super excited.

I'm gonna plaster these around.

I'm thinking bathroom stalls.

Because people taking shits

are a very captive audience.

Ooh. Yeah. I like the way you move.

- Yeah. Bye.

- Bye.

- Hey.

- Hey.

How'd it go?

Uh, waitlist. Should find out this week.

She just keeps telling me

to think positive thoughts.

Sometimes I just wanna punch her

in her third eye.

I guess if I don't get in,

Santa Barbara wouldn't be that bad.

No. Hm-mmm.

You're going to NYU

and I'm going to Columbia.

We're gonna be life partners forever.

God, imagine how many times

we've walked these halls and thought

three months, two months, two weeks.

How the f*** did we get here?

"Time has a terrible way of fleeting by."

My mom wrote that to me

in a letter when I was eight.

Okay. I got to dump out.

I can't believe

you like shitting at school.

I'm very comfortable here.

So...

- Yo! What's up?

- Hey.

Just the girl I was looking for.

- Oh, Sam.

- Jared.

Jared. Hey guys, what's up?

So, we got a create-a-party tomorrow

at Carrie's and I need to spread the word.

- Hold on.

- Uh-oh.

I know what this is.

Hi, guys.

Hi. So, it was a really good day

at Path Less Taken, wasn't it?

Yeah, this guy knows

what I'm talking about. Cool.

Okay. So we only have

two weeks left, right?

- We need to cherish...

- And so, at prom, you two going together?

Well, yeah. Mein Fuhrer 's orders.

Yeah, she used to pencil in our playdates.

Prom, May 18th, it's gonna be

the best night of your life.

- But it's a shame though.

- I promise you.

- Buy tickets, please.

- I look fine in a tux.

Please, please.

Also, party at Carrie's tomorrow night.

Yes, thank you.

- Bye.

- Here you go.

Hey.

- Yo.

- Yo.

- Pretty good, huh?

- Mmm, that was nice.

- Bemis alarm. 3:00.

- Oh. Ooh,

Bemis.

Bite my penis.

- Bemis is really hot.

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