Duets
- R
- Year:
- 2000
- 112 min
- $4,262,782
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[Woman]
Whoo!
Oww!
[Off-key]
I'd fall down on my knees
Kiss the ground
that you walk on, baby
If I could just hold you
[Woman]
Whoo!
Again
- [Whistling]
- Whoa, yeah
lf I could
just hold you
- Baby, you can hold me!
- If I could just hold you again, baby.
Thank you!
All right, Tulsa,
RonnyJackson!
Let's take a short break, and then
I'll be right back with our next singer.
[Country]
Yeah!
Way to go, Ronny.
Looks like you're on your way to Omaha.
I didn't give it
a second thought.
How about a beer, Earl?
- Your usual?
- Please.
Glass of Chardonnay
for Beth.
[Man Laughs]
What, I say
something funny?
No. I mean, sort of.
You people do this
every night?
- "You people"?
- What do they call it anyway,
"karate-okee"?
No. That's karaoke.
- It's a way of life.
- [Chuckles] Some life.
- Can I have another seven-and-seven?
- You bet it is.
Talent like Ronny's brings in about
a thousand bucks a month, mister.
And that's on top of what I make
at the meat plant.
- For amateur singing.
- [Beth] Nothing amateur about it.
A hundred bucks up tonight,
and winning automatically qualifes...
for the grand prize
over in Omaha.
And you, mister,
are looking at the winner.
Hey, from what
I've seen tonight,
I don't see how you can lose.
[Laughs]
Maybe you'd like to pass through
I don't have the right costume.
[Giggles]
You don't have the voice.
I beg your pardon.
I'll have you know I was in the choir
all three years of high school.
- So sing.
- For a hundred bucks?
You gotta be kidding.
It's not even worth it.
Really? Well, why don't I
sweeten the pot a little bit?
How much you got
in your pockets?
All right.
What the hell.
Might be fun.
Let's see.
Six hundred
and ninety bucks.
Okay.
[Clears Throat]
- You're covered.
- So what are you gonna sing?
- Hell, I don't know. Whatcha got?
- Show him the menu.
- "Joe Cocker."
- Joe Cocker.
All right.
You be the bank.
- Oh, come on, guys.
- Earl, just hold the money.
- Got it? All right? Got it?
- All right. All right.
[Piano:
Rock][Feedback]
[Chattering]
Seems I got to have
a change of scene
Every night I have
Strangest dream
- He's good!
- Imprisoned by the way
It could have been
Left here on my own
or so it seems
I got to leave before I
start to scream
Oh, someone
locked the door
And took the key
Hey, feelin' alright
Uh-huh
I'm not feelin'
too good myself
- Uh-huh
- Yes, sir
Feelin'alright
Uh-huh
- I'm not feelin'
too good myself, no
- Uh-huh
Boy, you sure took me
For one big ride
Even now I sit
and I wonder why
That when I think of you
I start myself to cry
Can't just waste my time
I must get by
Gotta stop believin'
in all your lies
Oh, there's too much to do
before I die, hey
Feelin'alright
Uh-huh
I'm not feelin'
too good myself, no
- Uh-huh
- Yes, sir
Feelin' alright
Uh ho
Whoo!
I'm feelin' alright
- Uh-huh
- [Cell Phone Ringing]
[Ringing Continues]
Hello.
Yeah, this is Ricky Dean.
What?
- Oh, sh*t.
- Honey, you okay?
When?
Oh, sh*t.
Uh, where?
Um, I-I don't know.
No, no, I understand.
It's just that...
No, no, no.
I understand.
Hang on a second.
Where am I?
- Tulsa.
- They got a direct flight to Vegas?
Oh, yeah, sure.
They got a regular shuttle.
Uh, I-I can't make it
till tomorrow night.
All right.
- What happened?
- Nothing.
Somebody died.
Of course, not as cold
across Texas...
in comparison
to parts of Montana.
It's all relative, though.
[Continues, Indistinct]
[Alarm Buzzing]
[Buzzing Stops]
Keep that in mind if you're traveling
anywhere from Aspen...
over to, uh,
the Denver-Fort Collins area.
Winter weather.
Blowing snow also.
You could have very light snow
with an overcast sky,
the wind starts blowing around
even when it's light.
That means very poor visibility.
Be prepared for that.
- It's gonna be a cold night.
- [Clattering]
[Airplane Approaching]
I'm sorry, everybody. My plane
was delayed. We rerouted to Atlanta.
- I'm very sorry.
- That's why they invented
airport hotels.
- Right, guys?
- Correct. Right.
- Coffee?
- Yes, thank you very much.
That'd be great.
I've been on the go
since Monday.
I'm telling you, I hardly had time
to eat the peanuts on the airplane.
Okay. I know
I've held you guys up,
and I've got another flight
at 11:
00,so I'll cut
right to the chase.
Our development guys love
the growth rate in this area.
And the marketing people are incredibly
pumped about labor costs, real estate,
all the potential spin-offs
into the ancillary service areas.
- Is that mine? Why, thank you.
- You betcha.
So, we would like to bring
some of our folks down here...
to look at possible construction sites,
talk about labor costs,
the work pool.
Now we're gonna need your help
with environmental groups,
Iocal zoning boards,
state-level lobby types, et cetera.
Something wrong?
No. It's just, uh...
[Chuckles]
I-I-I'm not sure what
you're talking about.
The park.
The theme park. Uh, Pilgrim Village,
U.S.A. [Chuckles]
This is the Poultry Retailers
Association meeting.
[Laughs]
Oh, gosh. Uh, well, then I must
be in the wrong room.
Wow. I'm... very sorry, guys.
I was just in such a hurry.
- Hey, sh*t happens.
- Yeah, yeah.
Anyway... Thank you.
Thanks for the coffee.
Thanks. Um...
Does anybody know where
the Everglades conference suite is?
Everglades?
This is Houston.
Oh, God.
I thought
I was in Orlando.
Hi. You called a cab?
Why do we
always get you?
[Laughs]
Um, I don't know.
I'll tell you why.
'Cause nobody else
will take these jobs.
Released criminals are not notorious
for heavy tipping, are they?
Ten bucks,
flat rate.
What do you keep
lookin' at, kid?
- Nothing. I wasn't looking at anything.
- Don't give me, " Nothing."
I know who you are,
and you know me.
- You're Miss Gahagan, aren't you?
- Right.
Miss Gahagan, your wonderful, caring,
nurturing third grade teacher...
of the Chatsworth Avenue School.
Look at me, kid.
You're Billy Hannon, right?
- Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am, I am.
- I remember you.
You were one of
my biggest underachievers.
[Snickers]
How come you're driving a cab?
Actually, this is my own cab.
I own it.
Well, I own half.
- You own half a cab? Wow.
- Yes.
I'll bet Donald Trump is
lookin' over his shoulder.
You're just bustin'to know
what I was cracked for.
- No, I really... No, I really don't.
- Shoplifting.
They caught me
at the Grand Union...
and two pairs of pantyhose in my crotch.
The bird had one of those, uh...
Goddamn. What do they call it?
Metal things in it,
set off the detector.
Detectors in food stores.
What a society.
And I don't even want to think
of the number of infants...
who swallowed those things
and are choking to death on them.
[Sighs]
What a world.
- Eat a bite of turkey,
you go straight to hell.
- Right.
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