Duets Page #2
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- 2000
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Yeah, I guess it's hard to make
ends meet in the retirement sector.
Oh, I do okay. I just steal stuff
to f*** with people.
- You ever steal anything, Billy?
- No, ma'am, I wouldn't do that.
No, no, of course.
You're a basic underachiever.
As always, too scared
You were more, uh,
the mystical sort.
You were going to be
a priest, if I recall.
Didn't you graduate
from Loyola?
No, no. It just, uh...
It just wasn't my destiny.
Destiny? [Laughs]
What a crock of sh*t!
[Continues Laughing]
Miss Gahagan,
why don't you take this?
You need this
more than I do.
And listen to me
for a second, okay?
I am not an underachiever.
I'm not.
I am just trying to achieve something
different than most people I know.
Oh, and what is that?
- Harmony.
- [Laughs]
You're a riot, Billy.
You're kind of pathetic,
but you're a riot.
Let me give you
some advice, Father.
The world is a sewer,
and we're all livin' in hell.
The sooner you can accept that,
the sooner you'll be able
to get on with your life.
So long.
[Newscaster On TV] It's not often we
can show you tape of a police chase...
that goes through
two countries.
- [TVContinues, Indistinct]
- Hey!
- Hey.
- Billy.
What are you...
What are you doing here?
I took off early. There's a lecture
on Zen Buddhism tonight at the "Y."
Man, the saddest thing
happened to me today.
I got a call to go
to the police station...
Are you watching this? 'Cause I can
hardly hear with this thing.
- Yeah, um...
- [Man Vocalizing, Water Running]
Billy, um, um...
[Man Continues Singing]
Ooh.
God, I'm so... Billy.
I'm so sorry.
I don't...
I don't even know
how it happened.
I just, um... Billy?
I don't... Oh!
- Ralph?
- Christ. Billy...
- Oh, God.
- Billy, please. Don't get crazy.
- My own partner!
- Billy, no, please! Don't go!
[Video Game Beeping]
Hello.
[Chuckles]
Hey, Julie.
Sweetheart?
- Hey, Carson. I'm home, son.
- [Beeping Continues]
- Missed ya.
- [Gunshots]
Thought I was in Florida,
and I was in Texas.
Uh, can you
imagine that?
Now I come home and my own kids
can't even say hello to me.
Jeez, wouldn't it be nice if once when
I come home, someone says hello to me?
Sure.
But just because you come home,
you can't expect everyone...
to just drop what they're doing
and give you their undivided attention.
Well...
[Computer Chiming]
You know what I did for
the last 18 months, Candy?
Hmm?
I racked up over 200,000
frequent flier miles,
jamming a bogus
Pirates of the Caribbean village...
down some zoning board's throat
in Shell Island, South Carolina.
Took one of the last remaining pristine
beaches on the eastern seaboard,
and I turned it into Toonville...
with fast food.
[Chuckles]
- Not to mention the turtles.
- Turtles?
- [Computer Chimes]
- Yeah.
Goddamn Shell Island
sea turtles.
Oldest living amphibians
in North America.
But now extinct. Pffft!
Thanks to me.
breeding grounds for a water slide.
[Computer Chimes]
But didn't you want
their breeding ground?
Yes.
- No.
- Honey, could you...
I'm... I'm on-line here.
Okay?
[Keyboard Clicking,
Computer Chiming]
Where you going?
Sorry, Candy, but I'm going out
for a pack of cigarettes.
But you don't smoke!
[Organ Playing]
What are you doing?
Just trying to fx her hair.
It's sort of stiff.
They've got her
dipped in hair spray.
Hear that?
Poor Donna.
You knew her well?
Real well. Did you?
Not really.
I guess not.
- You live here in Vegas?
- Mm-hmm.
Let me guess.
Keno girl?
Hey, buddy,
I worked right alongside Donna
here at the front line of the Dunes.
to an aristocrat in this town.
You okay?
Grieving.
Yeah, I can smell it
on your breath.
You must have
really loved her.
[Sighs]
Yeah.
I didn't want her
to get an aneurysm.
She's the only friend
I've ever had.
Me, too, I guess.
That was
a long time ago.
Could you just, like,
hold onto me for a little while?
[Sighs]
Oh, Donna would've been
so happy...
- to see you two like this.
- Hi, Grandma.
I don't want to interrupt
if you two are bonding.
Do you know him?
Why, of course I know him.
He's your father.
[Grandma] Where does your mother
keep the mayonnaise, dear?
She didn't believe
in mayonnaise.
She didn't believe
in mayonnaise?
She didn't believe in food
that required electricity.
Oh, look, see? There I am in
third grade. That was my birthday party.
And you sent me this,
remember?
Uh, yeah, uh, I think so.
[Chuckles]
You know, I don't understand what
mayonnaise has to do with electricity.
Well, you've got
to refrigerate it.
See, they cut off our power
so many times over the years...
that she just went with
the pure preservatives.
Hey, look under the microwave,
in that drawer.
There's a bunch of packs of sh*t
from Burger King and stuff.
You got it for me
in Springfeld, Missouri,
and you sent it from
the airport in St. Louis.
See? Look.
It's got a B-E over F-R-I.
Yeah, I see that.
Do you still have
the other half?
Oh, I don't know.
You know, maybe somewhere.
Well, that's okay.
It always just kind of gave me hope.
It's kind of what passes
for a tradition in our family.
It was the last year
you sent a present.
Well, I prefer mayonnaise,
but at least this is Paul Newman's Own.
I just love Paul Newman,
don't you?
I must've rented Sweet Bird of Youth
a hundred times.
So, where are you
living now, Ricky?
Um, nowhere. I mean, you know,
I travel pretty much all the time.
The gypsy life.
I love it.
I lived it myself
when I was a chorus girl.
But when Mr. Sinatra
got me my job at the Dunes,
A dynasty was born.
First Donna. Then Liv.
Hey, you're not eating.
Just when I thought my whole life
was falling apart.
He's like a sign from heaven,
isn't he, Grandma?
Sure is.
Well, I gotta be in Kansas City
early tomorrow morning for a show.
What?
You're leaving?
- He's leaving, Grandma?
- It's okay, honey.
Maybe Liv could keep you company
in Kansas City.
- Really?
- Um, w-well...
Oh, I'm so excited
I gotta pee!
- Where's she going?
- Next door.
There's always something wrong
with the septic tank.
Look, what are you
talking about?
Listen, you no-good
son of a b*tch.
You knock up my daughter
like she's some b*tch in heat,
and then you disappear without
so much as a backward glance.
Well, it's time to pay up.
Um, well, I mean, I was gonna
give you something.
You know, for the funeral
and all and, well...
but I'll take it.
Now, you better listen.
That girl is not gonna lose a mother
and a father in the same week.
Oh, come on!
You can't be serious!
She's got a life here.
I mean, she's got a job.
- She's an adult, for Christ's sake.
- Just listen to me.
I don't give a damn
whether you stay or go,
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