Duets Page #3
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but not until that sweet child manages
to turn her life back around.
She's a special girl.
You may not be much,
but you and I are all she has,
and what she needs now is a father.
- Don't be ridiculous.
- [Sliding Door Opens]
- [Clears Throat]
- Good evening, sir.
- Good evening. I would
like a room. Thank you.
- Of course.
Could you fll this out,
and may I have a credit card?
Ahh. Got something better
than a credit card.
I have got over 800,000
frequent flier miles.
I've been wanting to take advantage
of your room credit offer for years.
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have
available this evening.
Oh, you don't have
any vacancies?
Yes, we do, but not for
Uh, if you'd like to reserve
a room now for credit,
the earliest
I have available is in...
six weeks.
I would like a room
tonight.
We take MasterCard,
Visa or AMEX.
[Rock]
[Woman] You're a real tough cookie
with a long history
like the one in me
Before I put another notch
in my lipstick case
You better make sure
you put me in my place
Hit me with your best shot
Come on
Hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
Fire away
- Ba ba ba baow
- [Cheering, Whistling]
Hey, excuse me.
You are a great singer.
Aw! Karaoke's my life.
Oh.
What is karaoke?
What?
Where you been, mister?
- Oh.
- Suburbia.
- Mental jail.
- Ah! Well, they don't
got it in jail yet,
but they got it in every bar
I ever been in.
And it's what,
exactly?
Oh, it's a rush
like you wouldn't believe.
It's like you get to be a star
for three minutes!
Ow! [Laughs]
Can you sing?
I mean, up there in front of people?
Oh, well, I used to, actually.
A little bit.
- Yeah? Well, what happened?
- A long time ago.
I don't know.
I guess I went into sales.
Oh. Well, are you in sales
at the moment?
[Laughs]
Oh, no.
Actually, I'm out getting
a pack of cigarettes.
Yeah. I don't know
where I am, actually.
- Uh, I'm somewhere
in Arizona or something.
- Arizona?
- [Laughing]
- Right?
- Are you crazy?
You're in New Mexico.
- Oh.
Close enough.
They're right next to each other.
[Both Laughing]
Well, why don't you
go ahead and go sing?
- No. No!
- Yeah.
- Oh, come on! It won't kill you!
- No way. No.
- I'd be way too nervous.
- Ah! Okay.
Here. Take one of these.
Just one. Go ahead.
Go on. Beta blockers.
They chase all your fears away.
Come on.
Drink up. Taffy!
- Good boy.
- Sheila!
- What can I do for you?
- Can you do me a little favor?
- My friend here is desperate to sing.
- Oh, no.
- Are you sure?
- No, no, thank you. No, I couldn't.
- Oh, come on!
- I couldn't. No.
They're not workin' yet.
- Uhhh!
- Mm-hmm.
- Go! You can do it!
- Okay! What the hell!
[Laughs]
All right! What's your name?
- Todd. Yeah.
- Don't be afraid. Come on up.
Whoa, whoa.
What am I supposed to sing?
I'm gonna put a song on.
Watch the monitor and sing.
Everyone, a warm welcome
for Todd.
He's a little nervous.
[Applause]
[Man]
Come on, brother! Sing your song!
- Hello, it's me
- [Groaning, Laughing]
- Hello, it's me
- [Music Stops]
I'm sorry, honey.
You started a little too soon.
- You wait till the colors change.
We'll try it again.
- Okay.
Hello, it's me
for a long, long time
Maybe I think too much
but something's wrong
- There's something here
that doesn't last too long
- [Girls Giggling]
Maybe I shouldn't think
of you as mine
- [Woman] Yeah!
- [Man Hoots]
[Cheering]
Seein' you
Or seeing anything
as much as I do you
I take for granted
that you're always there
I take for granted
that you just don't care
- Sometimes I can't help
seein' all the way through
- [Cheering]
- Yeah!
- [Cheering Continues]
Whoo! Yeah!
It's important to me
That you know
you are free
- 'Cause I never wanna
- Hey, Taffy.
- Make you change for me
- He's so cute, isn't he?
Yeah, he is.
Think of me
You
You know that I'd
be with you if I could
I'll come around to see you
once in a while
Or if I ever need
a reason to smile
And spend the night
if you think I should
- Hey, lady, can you help me out?
- Hey. Oh, no.
I spent my last money
on that bus.
Maybe you can help me out.
They got a karaoke bar around here?
Oh, I wouldn't know.
I guess you wouldn't,
would you?
Anyway...
- Hey!
- God bless you, sir. Have a nice day.
Hey, lady,
come back!
- [Rock]
- Hey, hey, ah
What I like about you
What... What I like
about you
That's what I like
That's what I like
- [Coughing]
- [Continues]
Here you go.
Billy!
Been to every bar in town.
Me too.
I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
So what do you want
from me?
Look, you're the greatest guy
I have ever met.
You're the frst man
that I had sex with.
You know, after ten years
of being with women.
And the sex was great.
You were so tender,
and you were so sweet.
It was almost like...
being with a girl.
Seriously.
Hey, what's the purse
in this shithole?
- Where's the K.J.?
- The K.J.?
- We're talking here.
- Whatever.
Hey. You got money up on the karaoke,
or is this some kind of shadow hang?
Not today.
Strictly barbers and phantoms.
- Aw, sh*t!
- No! You just don't have
enough faith in yourself.
Don't start the cheerleader act,
okay? I'm sick of it!
You're like some totally pure,
totally innocent person.
Most of us
can't be like you.
Or I know I can't.
[Man Singing,
Indistinct]
To you and Ralph.
You're not even
listening to me.
I told you!
- He's repulsive.
- Then why?
I don't know.
I guess he...
[Sighs]
I guess 'cause
he treats me like sh*t.
- Ha!
- That's what I like about you
Sorry.
Hey
Listen, there's one other thing
I gotta...
Ralph's worried
about the vehicle.
His half-a-vehicle. Ralph is worried
about his half-a-vehicle.
Said he'll call the cops if you don't
bring that cab in. He means it too.
He said it like 40 times.
At least.
Well, he's gonna have to do
what he's gonna have to do.
Okay, Billy.
You do what you gotta do,
you know?
everything, really.
- Hey, hey, hey
[Applause, Whistling]
I hope you fnd that angel
you're looking for someday.
[Clears Throat]
So, you own a cab?
- I own half a cab.
- How does someone own half a cab?
Well, that's about as far as
your basic underachiever gets in life.
- Didn't you know that?
- No. I'm an achiever, myself.
Good for you.
So, are you free?
- Free for what?
- I need a ride.
- Where you goin'?
- California.
- [Laughs]
- I don't have any money,
but I'd be willing
to be nice to you.
Real nice. All the way
to the Sunshine State.
- Florida is the Sunshine State.
- Whatever.
I need to get to California,
and I'm willing to be nice.
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