Dziewczyna z szafy

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Documentary and Feature

Film Production Company presents:

A film co-produced with CANAL+

and co-financed by the

Polish Film Institute

starring:

(in her screen debut)

Film set

costumes

sound

editing

music

production manager

camera

producer

written and directed by

THE GIRL FROM THE WARDROBE

What are you doing here?

Get in the front.

Seat belts.

220-42, 220-00

domestic disturbance.

Square 12-2, whoever is

in the area - respond, thanks.

My whole life with morons.

I said over and over: Check just

one thing, is the door locked,

- bottom lock, is it locked...

- Chill out already...

I said it so many times

that a deaf man would get it.

- He probably went up on the roof.

- On the roof, how?

He knows he can only go

up to the roof with me.

So he probably went into

the city to direct traffic.

Don't you make fun of him.

- Don't you treat me like an idiot.

- I'm not treating you like an idiot,

all I'm saying is that

you could think sometimes.

This is a collection, you know?

Watch it.

It's gay crap, not a collection!!

Come on, grow up, will you?

Look who's talking.

Do your homework?

Hi. What's up?

Let's go. Inside. Now!

So, how far did he wander?

Watch him more closely.

Don't call me anymore.

You better check if

his Windows copy is legal.

Later.

She's just a friend.

Don't bother. I got a Mac Book.

In a minute!

- Thanks.

- Later.

PB 112, PB 112 report to Base.

Over.

No way, you're grounded.

Stop it, or you will get a flat head.

Fine! We'll go in an hour.

To practice.

Zinedine Zidane, once already...

showed his prowess at this World Cup.

34 years.

His last game

on the national team.

Although they do say

he has the strength of youth...

"Although they say he has the strength of youth...

He positioned the ball..."

He positioned the ball...

"Zidane - Buffon... Aaaaa!

Is it in the goal or not?!"

Is it in the goal or not?!

It's a goal!

"Aah the ball hit the crossbar

and bounced off the ground..."

And now Zizou lands in

the arms of his friends...

Tom!

Tom!

- Good morning Mrs. Kwiatkowska

- I said the nutcase would

blow us up one day, right.

Thank God I still

have a good nose.

Went out for a smoke,

ready to light up and smelled gas.

Right away I knew

the slut is up to something.

Hi.

I gotta say, you got some

nose there... right...

Little joke.

Funny.

Could you babysit Tommy?

Say, for about three hours?

- Say, for about fifty?

- Forty

Fine. But only for the sake

of your parents' memory.

You're a good person

Mrs. Kwiatkowska.

I know.

Only, could you

not let him watch TV?

I know, I know, TV makes Tommy wild.

"You insolent, stupid whore!

What do you know about Gestapo?!

Or what the camps were?

What the bunker was, the post?

Getting the hose

in freezing weather?

Death in the gas chamber?!"

Well yeah I'm tellin' you,

because of the little b*tch

I gotta smoke indoors again...

yeah...

Right! And how do I know

she won't go apeshit again?

Yeah, exactly.

No. Don't you start now.

I would have all those

government c*nts executed.

Thanks.

No, thank you.

How about lunch? I'm on break.

What, is there

a smorgasbord around here?

Joke.

I can't. I take care of my brother

and can't leave him alone for long.

OK, no problem.

You really want to have dinner?

Because if...

It would be really nice

if you could come over

To our place, like today.

I'm making kick ass shrimp.

For dinner.

...You know,

...at home, see...

Wash the windshield, huh?

It was dirty,

dirty little windshield.

There. Clean windshield,

so you owe me a fiver!

Hello... Dumb-ass!

Good day Sir.

She's awesome bro,

let me tell you.

Fantastic girl.

You know I don't fall for

just any chick.

"Jeans! Come to stall 42.

Jeans! All colors.

Marbled, indestructible, indelible.

Jeans!"

Hi.

They should get you

one of those guard booths

like in front of Israeli embassies

around the world.

- Later...

- Jeans!

You know, she's more like those entrepreneurial

types, resourceful, independent.

Not a pansy, more "dominante".

More... wasabi not... cranberry.

So it would be best

if you just...

Do not say anything.

No stupid comments.

You'll eat dinner,

And go to your room.

Earring.

- More?

- Please.

It's excellent.

He spoke to you.

He's a bit quiet, huh?

He's a total introvert, you know.

And shy too.

Been his style since birth.

Turtleneck and corduroy jacket.

That turtleneck and jacket

was a metaphor.

Beautiful photo.

Daddy left us that. Not that Daddy

took it but Daddy bought it.

Because Daddy was crazy

about flying things.

Like these flying catastrophes.

Like Leonardo da Vinci but hetero.

- Was he a pilot?

- No, sadly. Fear of heights.

Right, Tom, Thomas.

I see you're done.

It was good, right, so.

Won't detain you any longer, hm?

Here are your em&em's...

Time to say goodbye bro.

Thank you.

You love him a lot, don't you?

I do love him.

Wanna see my balls... eggs?

Surprise eggs?

This is a collection.

Father brought us the

first ones from West Germany.

Tom lost his. Most of them.

Do you think it's... gay?

I think it's sweet.

"The Nile hippopotamus is a rare

sight among the village buildings.

We see him here among

a swarm of lemon butterflies.

He is not the best companion.

However, due to the lack

of more attractive options,

both sides must be

satisfied with the arrangement."

So...

...it is my duty...

...to check,

...to find out,

if everything is OK.

I hope that now...

everything is OK?

What happened to your eagle?

Will you go have

a beer with me someday?

- Someday...

- Seriously?

Hi, Tom.

So, what's up?

May I?

You have a cool brother.

You insolent, stupid whore!

What do you know about Gestapo?

- Do you know what the Camps were?!

- Tom!

Relax Anna, take it easy.

Anna! Relax, please.

He didn't mean it.

He gets that way when he watches TV.

He gets wild afterward, see.

Normally, he's normal.

I promise,

he didn't mean to do that.

Anna!

Thomas.

Sit down.

Eat.

Come on, come on! Go get him!

Go! F***ing hit it!

It's yours, Go, go, go!

Happy New Year!

Kiss her! Hey, you!

Kiss her! Now!

And you redhead, smile.

Redhead, redhead!

Miracle in my bed!

I'd like...

...some... milk, bread...

...butter...

...about half a pound of cheese...

And two beers:
Okocimsky or Warecky.

Which ones then?

ywiecky.

Yeah, right, it's easiest

to fly in the clouds.

Don't give a sh*t about anything.

And assault my new friend.

My nice new friend.

Pretty, too, pleasant to the touch.

If they cancel this order.

I promise you,

I will throw you off this roof.

Finally, I would have peace.

Plan a normal life

after I get out of prison.

But no, here I am, in this hole,

like some moron.

I will never find a girl

if you keep assaulting them.

Right. Sorry I smacked you

upside your head. But admit it...

It was your own fault.

Right... you're lucky...

So go fly, fly!

I'll go on my own. On my own.

I buy my own, what!

Magda!

- From my taxes!

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