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- I doubt it.

Magda, wait!

Open this up!

You relax in here.

Hi.

So maybe we could have

that beer tomorrow?

At the pub at six, OK?

Hi.

220-42... 220-00...

Good afternoon Mrs. Kwiatkowska.

Afternoon, Mr. Jack, afternoon.

Mr. Jack?

- Yeah?

- And how is your little brother?

Is he healed now?

- Really good diss Mrs. Kwiatkowska.

- Well, thank you!

Real funny, huh...

Yeah, hi...

No, it's not a problem.

I know, I know. She wrote me.

Sure.

Today? Now?

I mean, got a small issue, but...

No, I'll try to.

For sure.

I'll call when... Not a problem.

When I know, when I do, I'll call

Right, bye, then!

Bro, you can't imagine who

just called me, yo.

You know my marital status so...

You can chill out at

Kwiatkowska's for a while, right?

Glad you agree!

Afternoon Mrs. Kwiatkowska,

I wanted...

Actually to borrow some...

a cup of sugar.

But then I remembered that

I don't take sugar, right?

Side pass, come on! Get back!

Hi!

Stop it...

220-42, 220-00...

Square 12-2,

Domestic disturbance...

Good afternoon Mrs. Kwiatkowska.

Afternoon, Mr. Jack, afternoon.

Mr. Jack?

And how is your little brother?

Is he healed now?

Hi. Recognize me?

I live across from you, the hall.

So I have this thing...

I have a huge favor.

If you could help me

I'd really appreciate it.

Could you babysit my brother?

I mean could he stay with you

for like two hours?

Cause I have to go downtown

right now and...

I gotta go by myself, you know,

can't take him with...

Just this one time, right?

Just this one time.

Just this one t...

Come in here. Go. Come in. Come in.

Relax, no need to worry about him.

He amuses himself well, you know?

He'll just sit, chill and watch

the ceiling for a while.

Just don't let him watch TV

He gets wild afterward, right?

Ah, can you give me your number

I will ping you? So you have mine?

Right. You got something...

I could write it down, huh?

So you could call me just in case,

In case he wants to kill you, right?

Little joke.

Tom! You'll be good, right?

Thomas!

Later, then. I'll be back quick.

Can I make you some tea?

Right, then I'll make you some.

I'd like the page to closely

reflect my personality.

The girls said you are great

and you perform miracles.

I wanted to...

...show you...

some of the things I've done.

Give it a rest. They told me

everything already.

Naturally, I want

full access to my page.

All the authorization codes,

PIN numbers, PUK codes...

...PUK1, PUK2...

I want to service it on my own.

Should I help you out?

You have beautiful eyes.

Want to kiss me?

What?

Naught.

"The coronation ceremony of

the Makowska Madonna painting."

584 times...

584 times 621.

Your brother.

And? How was it?

It was alright.

But she is weird, right?

Hope she didn't do anything to you?

Bad... that is?

Sorry bro but I had to go.

My hunch was right on

Veronica is incredible.

Incredible!

A pearly smile, healthy,

light complexion, silky skin...

And hair - a storm of hair.

Girl is like from

a shampoo commercial.

Only one fail...

...she's as dumb as a hammer.

But I won't get into all that...

I won't get into all that...

Because the girl is direct...

She is very direct...

And I am a little in love,

Just a tad, see.

For sure a strong attraction, anyway.

Tom!

Thomas, I'm telling you, I don't have

time to go on the roof now, right?

I gotta do this page

for Veronica quick.

Could you just once

think of my needs?!

Quit showing off and

do something useful.

Fine, f*** it.

And only 15 minutes

and I go back to work.

I have to work.

I don't work...

We won't have

money for food or bills

I will sell your kidney, promise.

Come on.

Tom, come on.

Thomas, what's with you

Come on.

We can't visit our gorgeous,

young neighbour now

because our neighbor

clearly let us know,

at least let me know

very clearly, that she will

keep you company

only once, get it?

Once. Like seeing a unicorn.

Get it?

Tom. F***...

But if she attacks us with an ax,

I'm getting behind you.

Hi.

What's your name?

Magda

Jack, Tom. Magda.

It's like this, really simple.

I'm chilling in the pad.

So like I'm working.

And my beloved brother

is running around bugging me.

Mumbling about Magda this,

Magda that, Magda is nice,

cool, pretty...

She has a nice hallway...

You know, won't shut his hole.

Won't leave me alone.

So, in short, please, Magda

I'm begging you...

Could you, for a few hours a day,

Watch him, like last time,

Sort of like socially, you know?

And what would you want for it?

Weed.

No prob.

You want it, you got it.

However, in this particular matter

I'm not exactly hip myself, but...

You talk a lot, it's tiring.

I just wanted to say

Don't let him watch TV

And don't give him drugs,

because...

Because he gets wild.

Wanna watch TV?

"The sex life of adult monkeys is not

that different from that of humans."

This time of year, fly larvae are

a real treat for the spruce cross bill

The Alpha male exudes testosterone.

In every group he immediately

attains a position of leadership

Ants live in huge, well-organized

societies, divided into groups with

strictly defined responsibilities.

"Meanwhile a herd of prairie dogs

enjoys relaxing in their burrow."

Bro, let me tell you, There is no

better motivation for a guy...

Beautiful.

I see someone is in love.

Veronica called and said I did

an awesome job on the page.

And that she liked that

Chinese red hue

in the muscular flower petals.

Muscular flower petals, right?

And she invited me to her opening.

Said like half the city will be there.

But you know, the artsy crowd.

Said it will the creme.

If it's gonna be the creme,

should we buy new clothes?

Your suit from the 'rents funeral...

It's too tight, right?

Definitely too tight.

I know a doctor.

A friend.

He' gotten a lot of people

out of depression.

- I'm not depressed.

- No?

Then what is it?

The hospital.

I'm researching.

What?

The multi-verse.

Which is?

Parallel worlds.

I don't understand.

Well, according to quantum theory

of Hugh Everett III,

everything might happen,

surely happens

on one of the branches of reality.

This reality resembles a giant

tree of life branching out

at every moment.

A tree branching out to infinity.

So this means that we

who live on this tree,

even policemen...

whether we want to or not,

are also branching out.

Is that clear to you?

I will leave you his number.

Afternoon!

Afternoon,

today you were first!

I don't understand.

You know, visitors. Our star is popular.

Good day Mrs. Kwiatkowska.

Hi!

What are you doing here?

Taking a walk.

Get over here.

Turn around and

stick out you butt.

That's a bit much.

Get in the car.

Why do you need this sh*t?

You know, I burn one sometimes.

When I play Quake.

And Tom, where is he?

At Magda's.

He goes there sometimes.

I think they're buddies.

Cool girl.

I don't know...

Hard to say.

She's so calm... and quiet

Yeah... that's for sure...

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