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...would you rather cheer on

the Woodchucks...

...or watch me do one?

What do you think you're doing?

Get to my office right now.

I can't, because I have a date with the

guy I like and the rest of the school.

I think before you expel me,

you might wanna talk to Mrs. Griffith...

...because I think she might

talk you into letting me stay.

Go, Woodchucks!

And here you all are...

...waiting outside the bedroom door

for me to kiss Todd...

... listening to me pretend

to have sex with Brandon...

... paying me to lie for you...

... and calling me

every name in the book.

You know, it was just like Hester

in The Scarlet Letter.

Except that's the one thing

the movies don't tell you:

How shitty it feels to be an outcast.

Warranted or not.

How did you know I love this song?

I guessed.

I see you've been watching my live

webcast. It's still going on, you know.

Screw them. They've had

enough of you. Figuratively speaking.

I borrowed my neighbor's mower.

I came right over.

That almost rhymed.

I know. I spent a minute on it.

I'll be right down.

That's Todd.

Not that I owe you guys any more

confessions, but I really like this guy...

... and I might even lose my virginity

to him.

I don't know when it'II happen.

You know, it might be five minutes

from now or tonight...

...or six months from now

or maybe on our wedding night.

But the really amazing thing is,

it is nobody's goddamn business.

Come on, where's she going?

I thought she was going

to take her clothes off.

Demi Moore took her clothes off.

This is bullshit.

Come on. Are you kidding me?

- Piss off.

- Come here, you punk.

Jack?

That's a mighty snug little shelter,

Huck.

I judge it's all right.

Here, Jim, I'll take my turn

at steering now.

No, that's all right, Huck.

I like steering.

Blue Devils!

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