Eating Out Page #6

No.

Not you, hon.

Kyle, I know what's going on.

You're acting like a baby.

I didn't think-

Well it's time to make a

change in your lifestyle.

Okay babe,

this is one of the reasons i

get called a b*tch.

Because I tell it like it is.

Kyle,

reality.

Reality, Kyle.

You are not in Marc's league.

I mean you're not a total K-9,

but you are a K-5.

Gwen, c'moff it.

Marc's not a K at all.

Your chances of ever scoring

with someone like Marc?

Zero. Nothing. El Nacho!

Gwen, stop.

Live with it. Move on.

What? He pulled a dirty f***in

trick.

That was harsh.

Well, would you?

Would you Marc Everheart

Kyle what's-his-nuts?

Maybe.

She's right. You wouldn't.

Ever.

I would too. You don't know

me.

He's not a nice person. He

was trying to split you guys up.

I blame him and those who

harbor him.

You can't possibly be that

stupid. You don't belong to a frat.

I'm not stupid...

Look, go talk to him? Kyle is a

He's amazing.

Then why aren't you with him.

I would be in a second, but..

But what, I'm listening.

it's complicated.

Christ, now you're talking like

a straight guy.

um.

Oh sh*t.

You f***ing heterosexual liar!

Gwen, I'm sorry, it's...

You pretended to be gay, had

came out to your parents, just so you could f*** me!

I guess.

I can't beiieve I let you f***

me.

You f***ed her? You f***ed

him?

That is the sweetest thing

anyone has ever done for me.

I'm really sorry, dude.

Hey, some day I'll look back

it was really hot.

Me too.

Talk to him.

Hey if you hurt him I will

seriously f*** with your sh*t.

Back at you with her.

Oh please, I'll f*** all you all's

sh*t.

Go away.

Caleb!

it's me.

Oh.

May i?

Sure. So, I guess Caleb told

you...

Yeah.

I guess he and Gwen are...

Yeah.

OK listen, I don't think I can

Anthony Michael Hall ''let's be friends'' speech.

Good, 'cause I don't know one.

I knew your name was Kyle.

Huh?

At the party. I called you

Kevin, but I knew you were Kyle.

And I knew you were in the

music school.

Why do you do that sh*t?

I don't know. I guess it's

kinda f***ed up.

Damn straight.

Why stop at one?

I do know why I do it, it

sounds stupid.

Why?

To make you want me.

That is stupid.

it's true.

isn't it painfully obvious?

What, by the way you look

paying attention?

Or by the way you always

and not me?

Oh come on. You're too good

You know how the system works.

The system sucks.

I've always loved your music.

I went to your recital.

They told me someone came.

Please tell me you like to

kiss.

Love it.

Okay, so I know I might just

whatever it is, I'll take it.

You are so weird.

Does that turn you on as

much as it does me?

Huh?

I thought so.

I think everybody's gone now.

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