Eddie Izzard: Stripped Page #13

Synopsis: The acclaimed comedian of the surreal performs another unique stream-of-consciousness monologue in this latest live outing. Eddie ponders, among other things, the history of the world, cows in cars, and the existence of God.
Director(s): Sarah Townsend
Actors: Eddie Izzard
 
IMDB:
7.8
Year:
2009
104 min
85 Views


and I Iive on the dark side of the Moon

''aIong with Darth Vader...''

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

''HeIIo.''

''And Pink FIoyd.''

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

''HeIIo.''

''Who do an eXceIIent group impression

of Darth Vader.

''And here we have a young friend,

the raptor.'' ''Hi.''

''And the cow.'' ''Moo.''

''They just drove here,

being chased by these sheep.''

(MIMICKING SHEEP BLEATING)

''These are mad sheep

who've been trained by Spartan sheep.

''We have a squirreI here.'' ''Hey, man, don't

come here. There's crazy f***ers here.

''That raptor's insane, man. It's going to kiII

everyone.'' ''And this chicken.''

(MIMICKING TRUMPET BLOWING)

''And Mr GeraId, the giant squid.''

''Giant squid's diary, day 3,009.''

''We're here on the Moon with the

human beings, they've made it to the Moon.

''They've probabIy got 100 more years before

they bIow themseIves up. Can they do it?

''Can they be civiIized enough? It's up to

them, they have to think out of the boX.''

''Good night.'' Good night.

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Eddie Izzard

Edward John Izzard (; born 7 February 1962) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer and political activist. His comedic style takes the form of rambling, whimsical monologue, and self-referential pantomime. He had a starring role in the television series The Riches as Wayne Malloy and has appeared in films such as Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, Mystery Men, Shadow of the Vampire, The Cat's Meow, Across the Universe, Valkyrie and Victoria & Abdul. He has also worked as a voice actor in The Wild, Igor, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Cars 2 and The Lego Batman Movie. Izzard has cited his main comedy role model as Monty Python, and John Cleese once referred to him as the "Lost Python". In 2009, he completed 43 marathons in 51 days for Sport Relief despite having no prior history of long-distance running. He has won numerous awards including a Primetime Emmy Award for Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program for his comedy special Dress to Kill, in 2000. Izzard's website won the Yahoo People's Choice Award and earned the Webby Award. Izzard is openly "a straight transvestite" having cross dressed both on and offstage.Izzard has campaigned for various causes and has been a Labour party activist for most of his life. He twice attempted to be elected for a seat on Labour's National Executive Committee, and when Christine Shawcroft resigned in March 2018, he automatically took her place. more…

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