Eenie Meenie Miney Moe

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Thanks for coming early Tommy

So, what happened this time?

I splitted up with my girl

man; Forget that b*tch

She isn't right

man she wants me

to be somebody I'm not

All her friends date a bunch

of college boys and sh*t

That isn't me.

I got you.

You

know what I love about Miami?

Everybody is dirty

And if you want

to make some money you

got to get dirty too.

This truck right here...

It's all you need.

This thing is like a license

to take whatever you want.

You snatch up one

or two cars a week take

them to the chop shop

Oh you make it good dough.

But you got to know who

you are f***ing with...

You got cops; You got

gangsters; And all kind of ballers.

And you don't

want to roll the dice

for taking the wrong

n*gger's ride.

But if you want

that steady come up...

Just keep your eyes

on all these less

shady motherfuckers.

The ones slanging

dope to the

out of towners TOMMY:

Because no matter of what;

They have to bring that

work to the car.

So, if you hit the car

whatever they got

inside is yours.

That's cake, and

you can do this every day.

Oh! Did the tooth fairy come?

Raul, Que pasa

homeboy?

Yeah is it time?

Is it Bob Barker time?

You are in the "Show Case

Show Down" Vlad Are you ready

to spin the wheel?

Oh man that's why

you are my boy

I want to spin the wheel!

What we got?

What's in the bottle?

That's some GHB Do you

know what this is good for?

Have a drink with someone

that owes you money dog

Let me tell you something

dose that b*tch real quick.

You know Russian

mob does that right?

That's how you get your

General Stripes dog.

OK? Make cats give

up that bread.

Give up your bread and buy this sh*t

Come on, I got to go

Jo, Marco

What's up bro?

Are you in your spot?

Pizza all night

All right put

me down for a pie.

You got something for me?

Don't I always

have something for you?

All right man, everything is

pretty much broken down

Some china, like

about ten beans

The camera, whatever

just landed on my lap.

How much for those pills bro?

I can probably slang

some pills with them.

Do you want to front

them to me bro?

You know I don't front nobody.

Here man, Thanks

for the pie, kiddo.

Raul, what

you got for me baby?

Jimmy, Yeah man I'm outside.

Get one of your guys to

get out here and let me in.

Uh! Diamonds!

So, you want them or what?

F*** yeah!

I want... I want them all

Here you go bro

If you get anymore of this stuff

man; Come to me first all right?

No vayas al barrio

de los negros

Hey Jimmy,

what the f*** you got

going on in there?

That's Marco's sister;

She is a little girl!

That's Marco's sister?

Oh man wait

You are the camp counselor now?

She is the f***ing

fountain of youth, bro

She sucks in my life force

Listen to me; Get rid of her

Unless you want to

hold your balls

and cough every time

you get a visitor

She is fifteen

All right bro, all right,

all right, all right!

You are not going to

say anything right?

Hey, hey

Who is your boy?

Huh? Who is your boy?

Hey remember what I

said; You get anymore

of that good stuff

you come to me first

Who is your daddy?

What's up?

Lisa, your friend is here.

Come-on papa I

need you close. I'm going

to get people right through that

door. You know what that means?

You are not going to have

to make one phone call.

No, f*** that; I'm not moving

to the beach; I'm good.

You bring me sh*t... and I

move sh*t; That's what I do.

So, I know the landlady

she is desperate

to put somebody in there.

She likes me,

I can talk to her,

and I can put a good word for

you. I will think about it.

What's to think about?

Hot neighbors... make

money... let me get her number.

You are trying to get

my girl in trouble?

I'm trying to make

your girl money.

Whatever...

just keep me out of it.

No one had you in it.

Just don't get caught

What are you, a cop?

No

Then, don't snitch

Whatever, "Raul" if

that's even your real name?

Your check, toma.

Nice

Yo, where did you get that car?

Oye, Eddie,

Dimelo

Where did you get this?

The beach?

Si, Miami Beach.

Miami

Cono

Apesta a coco.

This got to be a gay-mobile bro

Gay guys like that coconut sh*t

Look at this glasses bro

The "sucia"

glasses. Me parezco a Iris

Chacon verdad?

"Si tu

boquita fuera, de chocolate..."

I love it bro, I'll tell

you what mira,

hechalo palante y

parquealo all.

Hey, what the f***

did you do last night?

What's up bro?

You are falling sleep

Watch your ass, Sanders is on

the f***ing prowl man, look...

He has got ADHD D

D D.

Well as you know it's review

time.

Now, people seem to think that

things go on around here...

Unnoticed

But I see it

I see everything.

And I just don't know what

I'm going to do about you

Son; You are a leader!

What would you

think about doing my job?

You are leaving sir?

Hell no, and give up

my year round golfing,

at the Deering Estates.

No, no, no, no.

I'm talking about you taking

over Head of Guest Services

at our New York branch.

New York? City of dreams.

Just got off the

phone with corporate...

They are going to need

somebody in a couple of weeks.

And I thought

about why not you?

You know the work.

I was going to consider

Doug, but the little junky went,

and flunked his piss test.

So... think about it...

But... don't make a

career out of thinking

Good

Afternoon Beach Side Realty.

Hello! How are you?

This is Raul.

Hey Raul

One of your tenants Lisa,

told me you have an

apartment for rent?

Oh yeah Lisa

I've

been waiting to hear

from you all day today

Yeah, She

told me all about you.

Basically, the

apartment is fabulous,

you can walk to the

beach, it is super cute.

God damn bro, you didn't

have sex on this mattress huh?

What are you

talking about man?

Shut up. MARCO:
Just saying,

it feels damn near new;

Doesn't have no f***ing

dents on it, bro.

Come on man

Looks good

You know I only deal

with the best

Look, you can make a lot

of money out of this,

Let me know I got

a case of those...

Yeah, of course

What do you think

I came here for?

Good, I take cash.

Is this mine?

Yeah, take it.

Thank you.

You guys know what you want man?

You got a dream?

Let me tell you something

man, When I get maid

when Ivan puts me down We'll

have whatever we want man

Whatever we want?

Whatever we want, man.

Holy sh*t

Man. VLADIMIR:
How

about you farm boy?

Farmer Jack What

do you want, man?

Why are you saying this?

Because a year ago, you were

pulling on a cows' dick,

now you are rolling with me man.

I no pull no dick.

Bull sh*t man; You

are a little house

on the prairie motherf***er

man...

I no.

Sitting on

a Cow's ass all day?

I milk papa

I want to make milk.

Let me refill your drink.

I almost ate it

You good?

Yeah

This is my f***ing jam

Just watch me then,

Hey dude, after party

in my pad it's going

to be f***ing sick

Everyone get together I

want to take a picture.

Get together

Hold her...

hold her.

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