Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Page #2

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Hey, could you take a picture?

I want to be in it.

You guys are like

the new crew huh?

Ohhhh!

Do you want to go to the beach?

What?

You are not tired?

No way I am rolling

I have another one.

Do you want it?

It's in here.

Where did you get this?

I'm going to get

a pet parrot, Huh hum...

And I'm going to

teach him tongue twisters.

"She sells sea shells

by the sea shore;

The seashells she sells

are surely seashells

So she sells seashells on the seashore.

I'm sure she

sells seashore shells"

What?

You cannot say that again

Yes I can.

No you can't.

Yes I can, you are ready?

"She sells sea shells

by the sea shore;

The seashells she sells

are surely seashells.

So she sells seashells

on the seashore.

I'm sure she sells

seashore shells."

It feels so good

Wait... Aren't you Lisa's?

Who said I was Lisa's?

I don't know, aren't

you two like?

Bonnie and Clyde?

We just do business together.

Yeah? Well I want another kiss

You feel that?

I think I blew up.

Stop... just lay here with me.

Lay down!

Lay down.

Just listen to the ocean.

You hear that?

I'm being

calling you all day long!

Where the f***

where you last night?

What's going on?

Oh what you guys

haven't seen the baby or what?

Hey. Hello.

I have people trying to hook up,

and I'm completely

dry, you know that?

Excuse me.

Can I talk to my husband?

Your husb...?

You aren't married b*tch

You see...

this is why we need

our own place.

I got here from school and

she's got some guy in here.

Oh come on, now you are

worried about Clyde?

"Oh now you are worried

about Clyed?"

No, it doesn't matter

whom the f*** it is

Don't yell at me

She is been smoking right in

front of her and selling weed.

That's not

true, that's not true.

Yes it is.

No is not.

Oye, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Monique, where are

you going baby?

Julie's.

Go change your clothes

Are you listening to me Marco?

Hey we need to reload, I

need to buy some new...

Are you smoking in the house?

Yes!

Hey, hey, come on;

Do you believe her?

Come on that's not true.

And you... hey listen to me!

I've told you many times

before; Don't get in me

and my son's business

"Your business?"

this is my f***ing daughter...

Well this is my f***ing place,

and you live in here Ya cono

ya!

I don't want

you here anymore.

How are you going to

pay your bills if we leave?

We are going to

New York I'm not going

to hear this sh*t

anymore GLENDA:
What?

I got a job offer

and I'm taking it.

Ha, ha, what are you

going to do without us, now?

Shut up. What are

you talking about?

What are you talking

about New York, Marco?

You better tell them you are

not going, because you are not

Shut Up, Shut up!

What is going to

happen with me and your sister?

You're not taking

away my granddaughter from me

Open the door, Marco.

Open the f***ing door!

Ivan, Uncle Ivan!

Hey what's up man?

Yeah you know I'm doing my

thing, I'm hooking people line up

and all that:
You

know what I'm saying?

Ah uh?

Oh OK, you got a job for me?

Oh yeah. Hold it, hold it, hold.

Look at me, look at

me, look at me...

Beautiful smile

You have beautiful teeth.

You know your home girl made

the most amazing connect

in the club last night.

This guy named Neil. This

guy knows everybody,

this guy is big time

Wait, wait, wait

flight "SU315" Moscow

OK. As soon as he gets there

call me, I'll be there.

Wait... wait... wait...

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Going in for the kill

Tienes tremendo culo

Oh yeah

Wait, wait...

Put the leg up here

here... put your leg up here...

put it like...

Perfect, that's

f***ing awesome.

You are ready; I'm going

to get you a f***ing

unicycle I swear to God

Hi! Monique This is

Barbie, Barbie - Monique.

Barbie does a

pretzel thing; f you stick

around she will do it again.

All right...

What the f*** did I do to you?

What you need to do is go

play a little sister OK?

Put the leg up!

Boo! Oh Sh*t

Ha, ha, ha, yeah

Yeah. You thought you

were getting robbed.

Girl. Girl.

So, where the kidnapers are?

Over there...

Come over here.

You are not from here huh?

Huh hmmm...

Yes and no.

I grew up in Sweet-water.

But I'm not like those b*tches

You know at first I thought

that you and Lisa were sisters?

Me and Lisa

met at Friday's

and she needed a

roommate so I kind of...

Joined her.

Permission to ask

a question sir

Go ahead private

What do you want?

In life...

What do I want?

Mm hum mm...

Well, sh*t I would

like to pay off

that truck. Not that!

I don't know, I never

really thought of it.

I don't know I guess I would

like to be the opposite

of what people see

I don't know.

Tow that family that is

stranded in the rain?

Is that crazy?

No,

I want to be saw in half by

a magician. I took wood shop!

Bull Sh*t, you took typing.

Come on get up

Show me your truck.

Come on

Raul, stop the truck...

What? Stop the truck please.

Come on!

Yo, Nikki

Nikki, Where are you going?

I was such a dreamer type kid...

You know my mom once

bit me with the water hose?

Just because I didn't want

to get out the baby pool...

She almost broke my nose

I remember she drained it...

And then I wait for

her to go back inside,

so I can fill it up again.

Then she'd yell at me

about the water bill.

But I didn't care.

I just wanted to be in there.

Just a little bit longer...

A long enough to see

if my pruning skin will

turn me into a mermaid

Clearly that didn't happen.

What's up?

F***! You care!

Oye, oye!

Since I'm not going to be

around I need you to step it up.

Oh! Now you want me to step

up because DeeDee has

your balls in her purse?

Come on! For real Mo...

You know you sound just like Mom

and that f***ing

impossive sh*t.

You don't even know what the

f*** you are talking about?

Listen, I have to raise a

family here, your niece.

And this house it's

too f***ing crowed OK?

I got to do something

about it OK?

I got to take the lead here...

It's not like I'm

abandoning you OK?

I'm not going to

die like papi did...

Yeah!

Well, maybe you should.

You f***ing b*tch

You got no respect

How the f*** you dare

to tell me to die!

Do it!

Hey baby Look what I got

I swear to God

you... you...

are like, like, like Betty

Crocker bringing me the red

spoon promise Baby

God!

So, you still want

to come up with me?

No, no, no, no, no...

You will see how I come up

You need a b*tch like me right?

I need a b*tch

like you...

Yeah

Damn Neil, you came quick

Oh yeah? I

promise... that won't

happen again.

Take a seat; I'll be a minute OK?

Where the f*** are you?

Call me...

Neil is here

Hey! Show me how it's done.

What are you talking about?

What happened?

So, you like

the white car huh?

Yup! A friend of yours?

He will be...

Is that why everybody

loves you huh?

You are going to

be my little sidekick!

Sh*t you are my sidekick honey!

Hell no!

What's up?

My guy is on his way, and

he should be here soon...

Hey, you cool?

Because you walking

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