Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Page #3

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around, sh*t bothers me.

Strippers do that,

and I got to tip them.

You know what I mean?

Hum, Can I get you

a drink or something?

No, no, no, no... let's

do this...

Wait, wait... Hmmm...

I think he just text me,

Let me see.

What are

we sitting in the dark for...?

Hey!

You want to see what I do?

Yeah!

You are going to set me up?

No! Huh? I'm gonna let

everyone not to f*** with you...

Stupid ass trick!

Congratulations!

Finally got that boy huh?

But now we got

to see what it got.

Do we have a brick?

Or do we have a hand

full of sh*t...

Ha ha ha. It's time to play a

little game I like to call.

"Strip the Whip"

So many choices...

We know this boy

is dirty. What will it be?

Weed, Guns, Meth, Pills, Money

You can win it all,

but where is it at?

Let me take a look

in the glove box

Is it in the glove box?

No

But feel free to read

the owner's manual...

I'm sure you want

to hear about how

to check the oil... don't you?

Let me pop the trunk

Let's pop the trunk!

Yeah right

The only thing back

there is a baby stroller

and a spare tire. Come on Man!

You got to be better

than that...

Let me go to the doors.

If Panel doesn't giggle loose,

move on

Ohhhhh!

It's only a tease...

How about the

front seat though.

That's a prime spot

for at least a pistol.

All there is here is some

lint and a gum wrapper.

The back seat.

You are better off

making babies back there boy!

You want to play

with the big dogs,

You need to think

like the pentagon...

James motherfucking Bond

That High tech sh*t!

Ufff!

This b*tch got to

have a switch...

Let's hit that

switch And claim that price

Because the hydraulic

stash box is like hitting the lotto.

What the f***!

I've been calling you and

calling you, and Neil got

to go somewhere else and I was

f***ing stuck with this sh*t.

Can you call him back?

No I can't.

Yes you can!

Shut the f*** up.

You don't get it...

I f***ing told you this

I put you down my people,

my connects and you

f***ed it up.

It's like you are a little kid.

Relax Lisa. No, f*** that!

I got you out here

to make money.

I got to make my paper and

you made me look like a dick

in front of Neil, because you are

f***ing around with this b*tch!

Who are you f***ing

talking to B*tch!

Hey! What the f***?

Hey... Hey...

chill the f*** up, Chill, Chill

I'm going to handle this sh*t.

F*** up. Get off of me.

Listen to me, do me a favor

I'm going to handle this.

Call Neil back!

He is f***ing spooked!

Hello.

Yo Jimmy

Hey Raul, what's up man?

Oye, I need to come by...

OK, why?

You got something?

Yeah, I just got a

brand new load and I have

to get rid off it right now.

OK, f*** yeah!

Come by, come by the house I'm here, come

by!

Come in you are late.

You are late "ya empezo el

party"

Hey, hey,

Raul, Raul, Raul...

How is it going man?

How are you?

F*** you Jimmy!

Listen to me, bro,

listen to me she came

by I told her we

couldn't see each other.

Well ME and YOU are done b*tch.

Do you hear me?

Raul, listen to me a second...

Hey she said that...

Listen to me; I don't

have f***ing friends

that f*** little girls

Who the f*** told you

we were friends huh?

Who said we were friends?

Grab your sh*t, we are leaving.

No!

OK, OK, you think you are the

only guy got something for sale?

Huh? Everybody is a

f***ing salesman.

Hey u

Hey

What's up man?

You all right bro?

Yeah, yeah.

It just a lot of sh*t.

Lisa and Nikki just pulled a "Mayweather"

in their living room.

What? They fought...

Full scrap out and

everything man...

And then...

It's just a lot of crazy ass people.

And gets old real quick man.

Yeah, that's why I'm thinking

to get the f*** out of here.

My job wants

me to go to New York,

man; More money...

get away Me, Dee

Dee, little mama...

That's... that's

great man. MARCO: Yeah bro,

I always liked what you

and DeeDee have man

she rides for you.

Would be nice to have that too.

What do I have, bro?

I work so f***ing much

I don't have the chance

to enjoy her any of it.

She is gone

You know where she went?

"Hi!

This Is Nikki, I'm off doing me.

So catch me if

you can... ha ha ha.

Leave a message, Bye!"

Nice right here

man, You haven't seen things

like this in your life.

Take two of these like titties

They are f***ing nice man

They are throwaways, you

always need throwaways.

You want them or what?

Hell yeah

I want them. VLADIMIR:

Somebody is gonna be limping.

Man, Ivan is

gonna love these man.

I have coke too...

Yeah? How much?

Third of a key. Done.

Give him the money, man.

Give him

the money Uri...

See this is what

I'm talking about.

You always looking around man,

you are missing opportunities

man.

Listen, listen... look.

You leave the stuff here,

the money will come.

We get it connected like Tetris.

You know that's a

Russian video game right?

It's all

about little pieces

and they make one big piece!

All right Vlad, don't f*** me.

Don't f*** him...

How I'm going to f*** him?

You will try to f*** him...

because you are a nasty b*tch!

Nasty b*tch, yes!

Nasty b*tch, YEAH!!!

"Hi! This Is Nikky, I'm off be doing

me... so catch me

if you can... ha ha ha.

Leave a message, Bye!"

Hey Ivan...

Uncle, Uncle Ivan.

Come check this out man.

I got some coke too.

All for the mob,

by I'm ready Ivan.

I've been waiting on this.

Huh? Look at this, look at these

guns man, look at these guns.

Look at that, look at that...

What are you doing?

Put those f***ing

things down man.

What's your problem?

There is no mob Vladimir.

Where do you get this idea

the stories man.

I want to do what you do, you know.

It was long time ago...

I grew up.

Maybe you should quit watching

cartoons and grow up as well

There is no illegitimate

business.

What about the girls?

The girls that's mob.

No, it's not mob with the

girls, I have clients that sometimes call.

For me to get the deal have

to have a little bit of favors.

So I bring them in and maybe

they do unsavory things.

But for the billionth and one time...

Look at me Look at me Look at

me, there is no mob, all right?

Here are my businesses:

I have a lunch truck.

You work on the lunch

truck, you remember?

Yeah, yeah.

You remember?

Yes I do remember.

Look at me, Also I

have a coin laundry...

You been there too, no?

Yeah. That's all... all

right, so...

Why don't you go get your head

examined and get this sh*t

out of my house right now.

Before I box your ears.

Yeah, but...

Get out of my house before I

box your ears, come on...

Get out All right

Wegetables.

Vegetables.

Wegetables.

There is not a Wege.

There is not Wage in it.

Smoothie.

Smoocie...

God damn it!

Smoothie. URI:
Smoocie

French-fries.

French fries.

All right that wasn't that bad.

French-fries...

French fries.

Smoothie... NO

I'm IN!

Jimmy! What the f*** man, you

guys think this is Starbucks

and you just walk right in?

I mean... Can I get you a

mocha f***ing latte or something?

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