Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Page #4

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Sure do you deep

rinse balls too?

Come on man, I don't have

a lot of f***ing time man

You got the yay?

Yeah, money?

Yeah baby, yeah, it's all here.

Count that

Give me that, you

can't count, man?

You are thinking about

banging horses back home?

It's there, it's there

It's a little short

What do you mean

it's a little short?

You know whom I'm with?

Russian mob.

Russians, you know what

Russia invented man?

AK-47! the monorail

You gonna mess with somebody

that created the monorail man?

I apologize, all right?

I apologize.

I thought you guys

were Valet's all right?

Look Vlad, take the money, man.

It's all I got, all right?

At least it's more that

what you guys make in tips.

Hey! Carol?

What's up?

It's Nikki here?

No. Haven't you seen her?

No, I called her a few times;

Lisa told me what happened...

But, she didn't pick up.

All right, thanks.

Yeah

MARCO OVER THE PHONE:

She wiped me out, bro.

That little b*tch stole

all my f***ing money.

I'm going to kick her

f***ing ass, I swear to God!

Let me tell you something

man, I got to come back here,

If you snitch, you

call the cops,

I'm going to paint

your ass to the wall

like f***ing home

depot. No, no, no.

Let's go...

Ok, Ok, Ok...

Where is Monique?

I don't know, all right.

I'm having a

bad f***ing day so,

just f***ing

re-schedules...

Hey, hey, hey...

Listen to me, piece of Sh*t.

She stole her brother's

money, I know you seeing her,

don't f*** with me Jimmy

I haven't seeing

her all right bro?

I haven't seeing her...

Last time I saw her you

f***ing took her away.

You are lying piece of sh*t

F***!

Hey! Open the door.

Comrade!

Upgraded the wheels uh?

What's going on with

the Valet spot?

I quit that sh*t man.

I'm working for Ivan now; You

know he got me locked down.

This is a rental Vlad...

Not after I chop

this bad boy, dog!

Welcome. HI

Oh yeah... no.

Relax baby, that's not

your new hubbie relax.

That's not your hubbie...

Come, I'll seat you over here.

Let's get you over here girl.

Get in there.

Vlad, how I'm supposed

to fit this sh*t?

Like this.

Ha, ha, ha, let's go.

Hey, what are

you doing with my bag?

Those are my clothes.

Look baby, you are getting

ready to marry a rich American,

learn how to say "Neaman Marcus".

I'm telling you man these

mail order brides take it

to the old school

way of things man,

all you got to do is put

a roof over their head.

Come home and f***, ha, ha, ha.

I can get you a good deal.

I'm good Vlad, I don't need

to buy a Russian bride.

Look man, all these

women out here.

It's just as bought and paid

for man, But is all disguised

into some bullshit

courtship, you understand?

Why settle for mutt

bucket domestic

When you can get

top dime import

Customized.

What's this?

What did you do with the

rest of my sh*t Vlad?

I had a client man, he

was on some bad wiring

and he didn't want

to take the plunge.

But listen I got my boy

Neil on deck, all right?

Yo man, stop that sh*t.

I knew I've never f***ing

fronted you anything man...

Hey look when did I ever

try you about money, man?

Don't touch me.

When did I ever try you

about money, man, ah?

Stop telling me one thing

and doing another you were

f***ing stringing me along

all day.

Knowing you were not going

to have my f***ing money

Stringing you along,

stringing you all?

You needed to hang out

man; You are walking

around like your dog died ok?

I tried to cheer

you up by witnessing

all my glory. I got

to be honest Ra...

You are kind of pissing

on the parade man.

Your parade is balling

on my f***ing expense.

And you are making excuses.

Stop feeding me bullshit Vlad.

You ain't got my back Raul?

When the f*** did I show

you anything different?

That's what I'm saying... trust

me. I don't trust that sh*t.

Why not?

You are a f***ing fraud.

Everybody knows that sh*t

You exaggerate everything

in your life and walk

around like you are

someone you are not.

Get the f*** out of here...

you sh*t. OK, whatever, let

me tell you something man.

At least I'm living my dream.

What dream?

And I'm not a some selfish trip.

My boys are my boys

and they got my back.

What do you got?

Nobody.

Hello! Monique?

Wait, what are you

talking about? Relax.

Get the f*** out

here motherf***er...

Or I'll shoot through

the f***ing door!

Marco, you

have the wrong guy.

Marco I love him. I f***ing love

you your whole life. I take care

of you; I do everything for you

Monique and you f***ing steal

from me; And you let this

f***ing rapist f*** you!

Get the f*** out of there

you motherf***er. You

f***ing p*ssy!!!

Get out and be a man

for once in your f***ing life!

Marco!

Come on man chill the

f*** out, put the gun away.

Did you know about this?

Huh? Did you?

Look, think about your

family; Think about DeeDee

and Maya. Jimmy is

a piece of sh*t.

He's not worth killing, let's

get the f*** out of here.

Get the f*** off me motherf***er

you are not my friend; You are

just lowlife f***ing

scavenger.

All you care about

is saving your client

Jimmy, you can

keep that little b*tch.

F*** all Yall

I'm getting the f*** out of

here all you f***ers deserve

each other.

I saw you called.

Listen if you are going to play

with my head, the least you can

do is let me know; We would've

f***ed; Been done with it,

And I wouldn't be

losing my mind right now.

I just I thought you

needed some time, OK?

Are you kidding me?

Look, what I'm trying

to say is...

You love something else more.

You are full of sh*t.

And you are full of lies.

Remember when I asked

you what you wanted?

You remember what you told me?

What are you talking about?

God, Raul, OK I get

it, I get it...

You love money, you love it.

But what is it going

to do for you?

What is it going to do for you?

Look. Look. Listen,

No, wait, let me finish...

You love money like it's going

to make you f***ing happy!

It's not going to

make you happy!

Why are you playing with me?

I'm not playing

with you. What

you disappeared for?

You come back here now and

you tell me all this nonsense?

I don't know Raul, I don't know.

But I'm here.

Hum...

Coo Raul,

There is something different

about you bro...

You getting p*ssy?

I'm just saying

because p*ssy doesn't

like broke people right?

So, do me a favor and

go make some money.

Today is a busy

day bro; t's a busy day.

Manolo let me in, bro.

Hey baby!

Nikki.

I was just thinking about you!

Listen to me

You know anybody

that can move some

E, right now?

Ahhh... I don't know...

Lisa?

Can you go over and ask her?

Ok. Ok cool get back to me.

Bye.

You know anybody that

wants to move some E?

Sh*t! Everybody.

OK, start making your calls.

You know I won that fight, right?

Listen to me, Take

this, I don't need it.

I'm good; Take care

of your family.

Take it. OK bro, All right.

Thanks. I got you.

Hey of course, Sure.

I got rave downtown 300.

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