Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Page #5

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I got somebody that

will take 200 right now.

OK, sweet.

All right cool, I'll

be right there.

All right I got to go.

I got to go I got some

people I got to meet up with.

Hey! You have some extra?

Extras? We can roll tonight

Ok. Let's party tonight!

You know what Vlad?

I used to think that you are

full of sh*t my man... real talk

but you actually do good

business; You hear me?

All we got to do it's

actually stay out of jail.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh thats what's up?

Stay up all right?

You too, bro. I got your

money Ra... ha ha ha.

That's what the f***

I'm talking about.

Ready to party?

Let me tell you something

man, it all starts with us.

We don't need Ivan; We run the

city; You know what I'm saying?

We got the club, We got

Vodka, we got rolls ah?

What's that?

...Nipples for the farm boy!

Are you going to

get me in the club?

Let's do it!

All right.

OK, check this out, I go

into room two eleven right?

Take the drink car up there.

We got f***ing Batman and Robin.

Father and son.

Tag teaming cat woman.

Can you believe that sh*t?

I got the Dark

Knight doing the Eiffel tower,

right in front of my face

they don't miss a beat.

And I just take the drink car

in there start setting it up.

They are just f***ing

pounding her dude.

Hold on, hold on. I'll be back.

Hello. Hello!!

Hey, tell me I'm the best.

You are the best baby

why, what's going on?

I sold all the pills baby,

I got rid of all of them

and I tacked on an

extra $50 bucks!

So, you know!

Oye dale,

Go ahead and book the...

Book the tickets to New York,

We are going to find a place.

Oh my God!

So, what are you going

to say to your mom?

I don't care, I don't care.

I am taking the weekend

off baby.

F*** it! I love you,

I love you so much.

Good Job. Ok, I love

you too baby.

Bye. Bye.

I have something for you.

My friends hooked it up

They know you run sh*t.

So, does this mean... I'm

your girl?

I'm going to name my

dick after you baby!

Make sure everybody is having

a good time, all right.

Hey Vlad, Hey Uri is not taking

any of the beans man. What?

Hey look man, Hey... better

tuck in that tampon boy,

I'll telling you right

now I'm payed

for these pills man you

better take one dog;

Don't make me waste

my money man,

You got to be doing

this sh*t right here;

That's where you need

to be right here baby.

Frisk! Look at that like an officer of

the god damn law dog, Look at that sh*t!

Come in. Hey, are

you coming with us?

No, I'm going to wait for Raul.

So, you and Raul, huh?

He is cool.

Yeah So when you

guys get bored,

maybe you can swing by the club.

I'm sure it won't be a problem.

Well I'm ready to go.

You Sure are

I'm going to finish my hair.

So, what you are going

to be for Halloween?

An angel, obviously

An angel? Yeap

Yeah. Let me show you how things are done.

You see this

right here?

It's going to open up every pore

in your body. A little cosmic journey

You know what I'm saying...

You know what this is,

I see the way you

are looking at it right?

Uri, what's up buddy?

Got you off that farm huh?

No your on a farm of

titties, right?

Charlie boy is feeling it?

This sh*t right here...

It's this sh*t right

here. What's up Coco?

Hey!

What is that?

Don't be scared girl

it will blow you up.

Ahhhh!

Awesome. You like that?

I just want you to fly with me

You want to fly with me?

What's up kitty cat?

I want to talk to you.

I was thinking, that I want

you to move in with me. I want

to take care of you baby

It will be fun

We can get a dog.

What's a good dog's name?

Peanut. Peanut?

No, no, no We'll

name it a**hole

He is going to sh*t and pee

all over the house

God, I'm crazy about you

I'm crazy about you.

What's up Baby?

Nothing, just wondering when

you are going to come through.

I'll be there soon; I

can't wait to see you.

I can't wait to see YOU.

You really

stepped up for everyone.

I'm proud of you.

You will be even prouder when

you see what I'm doing tonight.

What?

Tell me. No, I'm not

going to tell you nothing.

Well, fine.

Hurry! Or I'm going

to start without you!

All right, I'll see

you in a little bit.

Bye!

You got a big stick tonight!

Yeah, baby.

Hey, Jesus.

Whatever they want all right?

On the house.

Oye, Lorenzo!

Yo, what's up Raul?

I got to get going man.

What do you mean you

got to get going?

I need you tonight

until four papi...

You know how much money

there is to be made tonight?

Cool? I got a date

See you tomorrow.

...he got a date?

You like my man?

Kiss her! What?

You want me to kiss her?

Yeah, but you have to turn me on

I don't know about this stuff.

You don't look so good Charlie.

What's up you want more?

Vlad, this stuff not good.

Maybe you need to

shut the f*** up,

And You, you need to

open your heart...

This is all about connecting

to the ones you love

and the energy.

Oh Sh*t! This b*tch is ODing on me dog,

F***! Do I take her to

the bathroom or what?

Uri let's get her to

the bathroom Char...

Charlie, Charlie,

Charlie, Charlie Breathe!

Breathe Charlie, Charlie breath,

breath, Charlie, Charlie,

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie

You, you kill us You kill

because you hate me, You

never like me; You liar.

You a fake, you are a fake?

Get off me!

You don't kill me.

What the f*** is

going on in here?

Because I kill you!

Vlad, what's going on?

Raul, the pills the

pills are bunk.

What? The pills, The pills. Vlad...

where are you at,

what's going on man?

I'm at Jackson; Jackson!

Vlad?

May I help you sir?

Vladimir, I don't know his

last name. I know he is here,

he just called me.

Is this your friend?

Dmelo!

What

the f*** is going on?

I think the pills I

gave you are f***ed up,

bro. What do you mean

they are f***ed up?

Listen to me, who

did you give them to?

Everybody dog, Listen, I

can't get a hold of anybody; Go

by the club; See if

the girls are there.

Wait, wait, wait,

what Jimmy's club?

Oh, F***! What the f***?

Ivan, you see that guy?

That is Vladimir

friend that is

where he gets all

the stuff from...

He is responsible, He

took away my family.

Ivan I will show you, I

will take care of this guy.

Pay back's a butch, eh?

Lisa, Lisa Hey you ok?

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa...

Somebody get me some help.

Hey get me some help!

Somebody help me... Please!

Somebody call for help!!!

No, baby, baby, baby, No, no,

no, no, come on, Please don't,

please don't, please don't.

No, no, no, Wake up,

wake up, wake up.

Come on, come on,

let's go, let's go,

we are going to get

you some help.

Hey bro, where are you at?

; Some chick died in front me pick me up!

Help me, help

me, she is dying,

please help me she is dying.

F*** you man, my

girl was here first.

Please help her.

No! I said no!

Hey f*** you!

She is just a little baby. You cock

sucking mother f***

Somebody help me.

Baby

Somebody help me; Please.

NOOOOO! Motherf***er!

Motherf***er!

Ahhhhhhh.

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.

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