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l just hate it when people

become anal about

insignificant things like..

l can't wear my socks and

underwear until they're ironed.

Really?

What about your sex life?

Next question please.

Tell me about your childhood.

lt was normal.

Family gatherings,

movies, parties, outings.

l was punished if l didn't

brush my teeth 3 times a day.

That's why l have good teeth.

Clearly we have made

some progress today.

You need a couple of more sessions.

Why don't you read our book?

Uhhh..

- Thanks.

Actually l'm already

feeling really good. Thank You.

Here you go.

- Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, l have three minutes left.

Do l get a discount?

Have some mint. They're free.

Excuse me?

- What's your name?

Rahul.

- Show me your driver's license.

Why?

Since when have you been following me?

What?

- Sam sent you right?

Who?

- That's so cute.

Are you crazy? You

can't keep whacking me.

l've just whacked you with a file,

if you ever spy on me again...

...l'll hit you with my shoe.

Listen... you... umm umm bbb.

Bbbb. l'll whack you.

Take this as the last warning.

And tell Sam not to even

accidentally cross paths with me.

Or l'll beat you both.

Maybe she just needs another session.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

One pepperoni pizza please.

That's one seventy five.

Sh*t!

Hello.

- l'm so sorry.

lt's a huge misunderstanding.

Just give me your address

and l'll drop off your file.

No please.

So then?

l live near Town Square.

You can meet me there.

Six thirty?

Ya okay.

Sh*t!

Excuse me.

l'm so sorry.

- lt's okay.

l thought you were my

ex-boyfriends friend and umm...

l'm really sorry.

l'm Riana.

Rahul Kapoor.

Merry Christmas.

- Same to you.

Umm-... my file?

Sorry umm...

Sorry for disturbing you on Christmas.

So, big plans for tonight huh?

Not really, going to be at home.

Family dinner?

Nope. l live alone.

Ouch! l know exactly how that feels.

Thanks.

Rahul... umm...

lt's Christmas Eve; l was thinking,

do you wannajust grab a drink?

Right here, there's a

place around the corner.

No thanks.

- l'm good company. Really.

l'm better off at home.

Please. - Actually,

there's a Christmas special..

..on TVtonight.

- l insist.

l'm not even much of a drinker.

Drink milk.

Sorry, bad joke.

Hop on.

l'll walk.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride on

a one horse open sleigh baby!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way

Before l forget, your 50 Cents.

No, that's okay.

Come on.

Are they ever going to stop screaming?

l know. They really suck.

But this is the only

place you get beer...

...for three dollars

and popcorn for free.

And to top that, you can scream

and shout anything you want...

...and nobody gives

a damn. Watch this.

You guys suck! Stop

screaming arseholes.

STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers.

My life is horrible,

miserable, l'm gonna kill myself.

Can anybody shoot me? Kill me?

Yeah! My life is horrible,

miserable...

So what do you do?

l'm an architect.

Oh nice! That was my

back up career option.

So you're an interior designer?

Nope... Hairstylist.

l freelance and style

hair for big shows in Vegas.

Hey what a coincidence, that

we're both from a creative field...

...and unemployed too.

Cheers.

How did you know l'm...

l read your file.

l think l should leave.

Relax it's not a board exam,

you can read mine.

lt's getting late.

lt's nine thirty.

Quarter to ten.

- Why're you so...

l'm not...

Do that again.

- l'm not...

Wow! When was the

last time you partied?

Yesterday.

- With who?

With mom and dad.

Ooooooh! Jiggy wiggy

with mummy and daddy.

Loosen up, you're such a tightass.

l'm not a tightass.

Do l look all high and mighty to you?

l don't know about you.

But l'm definitely high.

l'm loose.

l'm loose.

Whackaaaaaaaaw!

Loose.

See.

- Hey, guys.

Could you please help us?

Could you please help me?

Look at me.

Do l look uptight? Boring?

lt's Christmas and

we'd love to help you.

You see this lady over here?

We met five hours ago

and we want to get married.

Hi ! - Can you guys come on in

and help be our eyewitnesses?

l can't see anything.

We'd love to witness your eyes.

Where are you taking me?

l want to go home.

This is God's home.

Vegas is the only

place in the world...

...where you are allowed to get

married at anytime, in any condition!

And people often do get

hammered and then married.

And maybe that night, we...

Oh sh*t...

Thank you. Thank you very much.

No no no no

Aaaaaaah!!!

Please don't cry. Everybody's staring.

We can annul this marriage.

Britney Spears did it too.

No... no... no... no. An annulment

is very different from a divorce.

When two people get married under..

..'not normal' conditions the law

gives them the right to cancel...

...the marriage without

having to file for a divorce.

lt's like never having

gotten married in the first place.

We're going to have to annul this.

Don't worry an annulment is

very different from a divorce.

Britney Spears has done it too.

l'm aware of that.

- Good.

and a number 3 please.

So... You were

rather charged last night.

Me? You mean we!

l'm always charged. But you!

ln all that excitement l don't

know where l left my scooter.

l'm going to have to

register a police complaint.

ls 4 days enough?

Enough for what?

To have a child.

To get an annulment, what else!

Why? Do you plan on

getting married again in 4 days?

l want to spend New Years in lndia.

Hello?

Spending new years with your family..

..or staying married

to a total stranger?

Prioritize!

Can l suggest something? What if

we tear the marriage certificate?

lt'll be our secret.

Do you think we're

playing house-house here?

This is a legal marriage and l

would like to legally cancel it.

Can we leave?

My husband will take care of that.

Your shoes are a size too big for me.

l sincerely apologise. Next

time will buy shoes in your size.

Hangover

Are you feeling okay?

l'm sorry, last night l

should have never instigated...

...you into drinking that much.

Sometimes l behave really stupidly.

l wish when l make a mistake..

..someone would correct

me right then and there.

Please stop blowing into your

milkshake. lt's very irritating.

Exactly... Thanks!

You could have warned me

before putting the window up.

Wow! You're actually

blaming me for this one too?

Can you ever find faults in yourself?

You're the one who shut the window.

Clean it. Properly.

Apart from behaving stupidly,

you have a million other issues.

lnstead of marrying me you

should have married your psychologist.

Since you've met me

you've driven me crazy.

Really! You need help!

l need help? Have you

ever looked in a mirror?

You drive like an aunty,

eat food like an old woman.

You're a girl. You should buy

yourself a dress. l'll pay for it.

l see, Mrs. Laxmi Mittal!

You're the one shelling out all

the cash since last night right?

The 50 cents at 7/11, the

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