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alcohol bill last night...

...and not to forget today mornings

breakfast... 'l'll buy you a dress'

Stop the car. Stop the car...

- Go ahead now, throw a tantrum.

lf nothing else works, you

might as well throw a tantrum.

l'm not throwing a tantrum.

We've reached my house.

Will definitely return your

money the next time l see you.

By the way your memory

seems to have failed you,

l've already returned your 50 Cents

lf only my memory was as sharp as

you tongue, l'd have remembered.

Thanks for the compliment.

lt was nice knowing you.

Just let me know when and where..

..l should come to

sign the annulment papers.

Trust me. Can't wait.

Hey. Come on, guys.

No rent, no house.

Please.

Mom, please don't yell at me.

l need help.

Mom, how long will it take

for you to transfer the money?

By tomorrow?

Mom, l've pawned

whatever l could have.

l'm still short of 400 dollars.

And all the budget hotels

are booked for Christmas.

Mom, please don't cry.

Don't worry, Mom.

l've found a solution.

May l help you!

- No thanks.

Excuse me, Sir.

Your girlfriend parked the

scooter by the trashcans last night.

l'm sorry.

And you guys puked.

A lot.

l'll

- l'll call her.

My building security

guard has found your scooter.

Please come and pick it up tomorrow.

Also you have to sign some

papers for the lawyers' appointment.

Great scooter.

Perfect.

Hi.

l've got a business

proposition for you.

At 3:
00 am?

l'm a morning person.

lt's lightweight, heavy duty,

great mileage, eco-friendly.

Just for three ninety-nine.

l don't want to buy your scooter.

Come on. lt's a great deal.

Please don't waste

any more of my time.

Think of something else.

What should l think of?

Mom will take another twelve hours

to transfer money into my account.

Dad's on the ship. And

all the cheap hotels...

Trust me, l've tried everything.

Pre-pone your ticket.

l have ajob interview tomorrow.

lt's okay.

lt's my problem. l'll find a solution.

l'll sleep on the roadside. l'll beg.

Push comes to shove, it's Vegas,

l'll sell myself.

Thank you very much for your help.

Listen, you can sleep here tonight.

When your money gets transferred

tomorrow, you can decide what to do.

Are you sure?

Don't be silly. You

sleep in the bedroom.

This is for you.

Thank you.

Don't.

Sorry.

What time is your interview?

- Right now.

lf you don't mind,

after your interview,

could you drop off the

annulment papers at City Hall?

l might get late.

- Sure.

l just have to go to

the thrift store but...

Okay, so then what we can do is,

l can pick you up from City Hall

And then take you to the

thrift store to get your stuff back.

Sounds good.

Oh! Last night l found this

visiting card on your couch.

B*obs-a-liscious Escort Agency.

Since 1956.

They were very big clients of my firm.

l'm getting late. l should be leaving.

Good luck.

- You too.

Lahul Kapool, light?

Rahul Kapoor.

Lahul Kapool.

Boss said

- You, No job.

Are you sure?

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

So, how was your interview?

Listen, l'm really

sorry about your interview.

Don't be, it's not your fault.

How was your interview?

Alright.

They might call me

back in a couple of days.

Listen, l know a place where

you'll definitely feel better.

Or actually, let it be.

Mom's just sent me money,

and l'll blow it up again.

Where would l feel better?

l'm paying.

Take a right.

What are we doing?

lt's pay back time.

The Japanese didn't hire you,

so we hired them.

Do it properly.

Why am l laughing?

lt's not funny. l'm unemployed.

Will keeping a straight face

help you get yourjob back?

l was thinking, if it's just a

matter of a couple of days...

...you can stay at my place.

lt's so true, your

husband is your God.

Such wise words.

That secretary was right.

You need more sessions.

l don't what convinced

me to go a psychologist.

Break-ups are always bad.

Psychologists make them expensive too.

Especially your first break-up.

The weeping, the sobbing, the

depressing love songs, the blank calls.

Ooof!

Ohhh, so you've had

your heart broken too?

Tell me about it.

Are you crazy?

Tell me.

No.

- Come on. Big deal ya.

No.

- Come on. Please.

Now we're friends right?

Right. Anyway.

We'd been dating for about a year and

l was only allowed to hold her hand.

So you never...

No... No.

Who was the last girl you dated?

Are you interviewing me?

No, l'm just sharing in your sorrow.

Come on, tell me.

Anusha.

Family friend, lives here in Vegas.

Mom and dad suggested so...

So?

So what?

We went on a few dates after which,

she stopped calling.

Why?

l don't know. l guess l

wasn't good enough or something.

l've understood your problem.

You need to start dating again.

Excuse me?

What problem?

You have a really low self-esteem

and nothing will give your ego...

...a bigger boost than

hooking up with a chick.

Call Anusha.

l'm ignoring you.

Erhhhhhhh. At dinner. Give her

a hundred percent attention.

Eat less and listen more.

Give her lots of

compliments and lots of wine.

And because you let me live here,

l'll tell you a special trick.

Don't drive your car to dinner.

Every girl likes to drive her

boyfriend home once in a while.

Are you listening?

No.

- Come on.

No.

- You're calling her.

Absolutely not.

l know you're going to call her.

- l'm not going to call her.

Really?

- Ya, really.

Call her.

- l'm not going to call her. Okay.

Hello, Anusha?

So.

So.

l mean, this dinner plan

was a little out of the blue.

Anything important?

No. Just.

Uh... mom mentioned

your parents were in town.

Ya. Dad had a meeting and.

You look very hot tonight.

l'm sorry. l... l'm sorry.

So.

Actually, l'm glad you noticed.

You always liked my

hair untied didn't you?

More wine?

Rahul, l think you've

forgotten the effect wine has on me.

You know, it's an aphrodisiac.

And l'm working tomorrow.

Bad idea.

There's a lot more to life than work.

Where have you been hiding this Rahul?

Ummm... well, if we hadn't

met through our parents,

You'd have gotten to know me better.

Same here.

So, what don't l

know about this Rahul.

lt was my foot.

l know. Ya. l know.

Like what? What don't l know?

Are you wild?

Ya, l'm wild.

How wild?

A hunter doesn't

keep count of his prey.

Really?

Have you ever done it in a plane?

No. The bathrooms are really small.

But you can ask for

a big blanket right?

Very true.

And in a bathroom?

Obviously, so many times

that l can't even remember.

What's the matter?

l'm going to the bathroom.

Okay.

Rahul... l'm going to the bathroom.

Hi.

Hello.

So, what do you want to do?

We can eat our food first.

lt's getting cold.

Hmmm. l hope apart from

your sense of humor...

...everything else

has improved as well.

Yes, definitely.

Do one thing.

Come this side.

Sit.

Shut the seat.

Sorry.

What?

Oh! Sorry.

So, where were we?

Anusha, l don't think l can do this.

What can't you do?

l want to go out.

Are you trying to play hard to get?

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