Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu Page #4

Aaah! Anusha, please.

Rahul, please!

Please.

- Rahul, please.

No.

Rahul shhhh... quiet.

Listen to me.

No.

Anusha, please.

Dirty boy.

l'm not kidding.

- Shut up.

Why are you wet?

l went to a rain dance. Do

you have a problem with that?

No.

So, what did you have for dinner?

Six liters of water.

lf you're hungry l

know a place close by.

lf you had told me on the phone,

l could have carried a towel.

lt was a completely rubbish plan.

Please do me a favor...

Don't ever give me

your any advise again..

l asked you to go on a date with her.

Little did l know...

she'd take you for a shower!

l hate her.

She's on my list of top

ten most hated people.

Shameless!! At least apologize.

Okay, okay, sorry.

And you can at least

wish me happy birthday.

Today?

Happy birthday.

Do you sleep with a seat belt on?

l.. umm.. drive the car.

And wear your seat belt

Okay Cranky pants!

Did you always want

to be an architect?

Nope .. A hairstylist

Very funny. - Actually.. - l

was quite fond of photography.

Oh God! l'd take random

pictures of lampposts and insects.

How creative. lt's a good

that you didn't pursue it...

...or you would have found

yourself sleeping under one...

...of those very same lampposts.

That's exactly what

my mum and dad said.

Do you always listen

to everything they say?

Yup.

Don't you get irritated

trying to fulfill each...

...and every expectation of theirs?

You know, when l was a child

and my parents irritated me..

...l would get angry and break all

the expensive things in the house.

So you think you've grown up now?

Nope! There aren't any

expensive things left to break.

ls this my new look?

Wait till it's styled.

Hello.

Ya.. this is Riana.

Yes.. yes l did.

But l'm going to lndia in 2 days.

Okay, great.. l'll contact you soon.

Yessss!

l got the job. A one-year contract,

a return ticket...

...and accommodation as well.

Let's celebrate.

My treat.

No. lt's my birthday.

How much money do you have

in your wallet? 20 dollars?

Very funny. Say we're gonna have fun.

We're gonna have fun.

- Louder

We're gonna have fun!!!

LOUDER!!!!!

- We're gonna have FUN!!!!!!

Where are you taking me?

You like breaking things right?

Surprise!

Thank you!! For the best birthday ever

Take it easy.

Don't worry, l can handle it.

Sh*t! l love her.

So it happened on the

Yes.

Were there drugs involved?

No.

- Just alcohol.

And you both agree it was a mistake?

Oh yes.

- Yes.

Have you had sex?

No.

- Yes.

Umm... Not with him.

l thought you meant otherwise.

Okay, your application will

be passed on for processing.

You can both come

back on January sixth.

Thank you.

So you haven't told

you parents anything?

What would l tell them?

Mom, dad... l lost my job.

And guess what?

l got so hammered one night

that l ended up marrying a barber.

Hairstylist. Anyway...

You could have tried to explain.

You were allowed colas and

candies when you were a kid right?

l'm still allowed. Why?

Because there are two

kinds of parents in this world.

One that allow cola and

candies and one that don't.

Mine were the latter.

The ones with the rules.

How sad.

You want some?

ln my family, rules were unheard of.

My dad used to jump on the

bed with me when l was younger.

lnitially it was a lot of fun.

Till one day. The bed broke.

He fractured his arm.

And l broke my front two teeth.

Are they false?

You're bum's rather cute.

lt's an eight on ten.

l wish my bum was as cute.

What do you think?

Three.

- What?

Four.

Four?

- And a half.

Okay five. Five and a half.

Five and a half?

Okay l'll be nice to you.

lt's a six and a half.

l think it's a perfect ten.

l agree with you. You're right.

Okay. Why don't you get on top.

Now push

Push harder.

No no... a little to

the right. To the right.

A little more. Just push a bit.

Yes. Push. There.

Pervert.

There's no hope for you.

Speak with respect.

l'm your wife.

Who's going to harass

me once you're gone?

Why? You think

you're going to miss me?

Don't be cute.

- Really? You'll miss me?

Ummm

- Maybe.

Or maybe not.

Coz this will keep you busy.

Happy New Year.

There's no need to get so emotional.

lt's a second hand camera.

Who are you?

Your new best friend.

Thank you.

You can sleep in the

bedroom tonight too.

l'll crash out here on the couch.

You're not that cute, that l

won't be able to control myself.

Do you snore?

Lots.

Don't. Don't take my picture.

l'm not photogenic.

That's not the camera's fault.

Fine. Click my picture.

There's no roll in the camera.

Cheapskate.

There's no roll?

Ri.

Ya.

Are you sleeping?

lt's fine. What's up?

Nothing really.

Go back to sleep.

l don't know why l'm disturbing

you in the middle of the night.

Goodnight.

- You're allowed to disturb me.

What's the trick?

What?

You're always so happy.

l look at you and wish l was you.

l wish l had planned my life

out like you've planned yours.

You're doing exactly

what you wanted to do.

l'm twenty-five years old..

..and l still think...

...that some day l'll wake

up and understand everything.

Who l really am. What

l really want to do.

l just wish l had a plan like you.

Plan?

l wanted to be a ballet

dancer not a hairstylist.

The plan was to go to Paris.

But one day after

rehearsal on my way home..

..l had an accident.

Here.

l have a steel ball in my ankle..

..and that's why l

can never be a dancer.

l'm sorry.

l'm rather defective? Am l not?

False teeth, a steel

ball in my ankle...

...and my dad says my one

eye is smaller than the other.

You're completely crazy.

Go back to sleep.

Goodnight.

Do you feel you're the

first person in the world..

..who's failed at something?

No. l'm the first person in my

family who's failed at something.

lt's a good thing.

Someone started the trend.

lt's not funny.

lt is.

Can't you see?

You don't have ajob,

you've married a fool like me.

And you're taking advise from me as...

...if l were Rajneesh

Osho not Riana Braganza.

Take a break.

Come to lndia with me.

Now that's funny.

l'm not kidding.

Goodnight.

What's the problem?

You don't have any job

interview for the next week.

The problem is that you and my

parents live in the same city.

And they think l have ajob here.

Right.

Bad idea.

Goodnight.

Have you ever bunked school?

Have you gone crazy?

lf l can stay at your house,

why can't you stay at mine?

No, no, no.

Ri, l'm feeling really weird.

l'm just going to stay in a hotel.

Have you gone mad?

Exactly. What am l doing?

You're on holiday with me.

No no... l'm going home.

Will you drop me to Peddar Road?

l'll make up some excuse.

The company's sent me.

Shhhhhh!

- For research.

What are your parents going to think?

Relax. They're very chilled out.

They got a little hyper..

..when they found about

our drunken marriage but...

- Excuse me? They know?

Obviously and they also know

we're getting it annulled.

Riana.

Dad.

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