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Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu Page #4
Aaah! Anusha, please.
Rahul, please!
Please.
- Rahul, please.
No.
Rahul shhhh... quiet.
Listen to me.
No.
Anusha, please.
Dirty boy.
l'm not kidding.
- Shut up.
Why are you wet?
l went to a rain dance. Do
you have a problem with that?
No.
So, what did you have for dinner?
Six liters of water.
lf you're hungry l
lf you had told me on the phone,
lt was a completely rubbish plan.
Please do me a favor...
Don't ever give me
your any advise again..
l asked you to go on a date with her.
Little did l know...
she'd take you for a shower!
l hate her.
She's on my list of top
ten most hated people.
Shameless!! At least apologize.
Okay, okay, sorry.
And you can at least
wish me happy birthday.
Today?
Happy birthday.
Do you sleep with a seat belt on?
l.. umm.. drive the car.
And wear your seat belt
Okay Cranky pants!
Did you always want
to be an architect?
Nope .. A hairstylist
Very funny. - Actually.. - l
was quite fond of photography.
Oh God! l'd take random
pictures of lampposts and insects.
How creative. lt's a good
that you didn't pursue it...
...or you would have found
yourself sleeping under one...
...of those very same lampposts.
That's exactly what
my mum and dad said.
Do you always listen
to everything they say?
Yup.
Don't you get irritated
trying to fulfill each...
...and every expectation of theirs?
You know, when l was a child
...l would get angry and break all
the expensive things in the house.
So you think you've grown up now?
Nope! There aren't any
expensive things left to break.
ls this my new look?
Wait till it's styled.
Hello.
Ya.. this is Riana.
Yes.. yes l did.
But l'm going to lndia in 2 days.
Okay, great.. l'll contact you soon.
Yessss!
l got the job. A one-year contract,
a return ticket...
...and accommodation as well.
Let's celebrate.
My treat.
No. lt's my birthday.
How much money do you have
in your wallet? 20 dollars?
Very funny. Say we're gonna have fun.
We're gonna have fun.
- Louder
We're gonna have fun!!!
LOUDER!!!!!
- We're gonna have FUN!!!!!!
Where are you taking me?
You like breaking things right?
Surprise!
Thank you!! For the best birthday ever
Take it easy.
Don't worry, l can handle it.
Sh*t! l love her.
So it happened on the
Yes.
No.
- Just alcohol.
And you both agree it was a mistake?
Oh yes.
- Yes.
Have you had sex?
No.
- Yes.
Umm... Not with him.
l thought you meant otherwise.
Okay, your application will
be passed on for processing.
You can both come
back on January sixth.
Thank you.
So you haven't told
you parents anything?
What would l tell them?
Mom, dad... l lost my job.
And guess what?
l got so hammered one night
that l ended up marrying a barber.
Hairstylist. Anyway...
You could have tried to explain.
candies when you were a kid right?
l'm still allowed. Why?
Because there are two
kinds of parents in this world.
One that allow cola and
candies and one that don't.
Mine were the latter.
The ones with the rules.
How sad.
You want some?
ln my family, rules were unheard of.
My dad used to jump on the
bed with me when l was younger.
lnitially it was a lot of fun.
Till one day. The bed broke.
He fractured his arm.
And l broke my front two teeth.
Are they false?
You're bum's rather cute.
lt's an eight on ten.
l wish my bum was as cute.
What do you think?
Three.
- What?
Four.
Four?
- And a half.
Okay five. Five and a half.
Five and a half?
Okay l'll be nice to you.
lt's a six and a half.
l agree with you. You're right.
Okay. Why don't you get on top.
Now push
Push harder.
No no... a little to
the right. To the right.
A little more. Just push a bit.
Yes. Push. There.
Pervert.
There's no hope for you.
Speak with respect.
l'm your wife.
Who's going to harass
me once you're gone?
Why? You think
you're going to miss me?
Don't be cute.
- Really? You'll miss me?
Ummm
- Maybe.
Or maybe not.
Coz this will keep you busy.
Happy New Year.
There's no need to get so emotional.
lt's a second hand camera.
Who are you?
Your new best friend.
Thank you.
You can sleep in the
bedroom tonight too.
l'll crash out here on the couch.
You're not that cute, that l
won't be able to control myself.
Do you snore?
Lots.
Don't. Don't take my picture.
l'm not photogenic.
That's not the camera's fault.
Fine. Click my picture.
There's no roll in the camera.
Cheapskate.
There's no roll?
Ri.
Ya.
Are you sleeping?
lt's fine. What's up?
Nothing really.
Go back to sleep.
l don't know why l'm disturbing
you in the middle of the night.
Goodnight.
- You're allowed to disturb me.
What's the trick?
What?
You're always so happy.
l look at you and wish l was you.
l wish l had planned my life
out like you've planned yours.
You're doing exactly
what you wanted to do.
l'm twenty-five years old..
..and l still think...
...that some day l'll wake
up and understand everything.
Who l really am. What
l really want to do.
l just wish l had a plan like you.
Plan?
l wanted to be a ballet
dancer not a hairstylist.
The plan was to go to Paris.
But one day after
rehearsal on my way home..
..l had an accident.
Here.
l have a steel ball in my ankle..
..and that's why l
can never be a dancer.
l'm sorry.
l'm rather defective? Am l not?
False teeth, a steel
ball in my ankle...
...and my dad says my one
eye is smaller than the other.
You're completely crazy.
Go back to sleep.
Goodnight.
Do you feel you're the
first person in the world..
..who's failed at something?
No. l'm the first person in my
family who's failed at something.
lt's a good thing.
Someone started the trend.
lt's not funny.
lt is.
Can't you see?
You don't have ajob,
you've married a fool like me.
And you're taking advise from me as...
...if l were Rajneesh
Osho not Riana Braganza.
Take a break.
Come to lndia with me.
Now that's funny.
l'm not kidding.
Goodnight.
What's the problem?
You don't have any job
interview for the next week.
The problem is that you and my
parents live in the same city.
And they think l have ajob here.
Right.
Bad idea.
Goodnight.
Have you ever bunked school?
Have you gone crazy?
lf l can stay at your house,
why can't you stay at mine?
No, no, no.
l'm just going to stay in a hotel.
Have you gone mad?
Exactly. What am l doing?
You're on holiday with me.
No no... l'm going home.
Will you drop me to Peddar Road?
l'll make up some excuse.
The company's sent me.
Shhhhhh!
- For research.
What are your parents going to think?
Relax. They're very chilled out.
They got a little hyper..
..when they found about
- Excuse me? They know?
Obviously and they also know
we're getting it annulled.
Riana.
Dad.
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