Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu Page #5

- Baby...

Baby...

- How are you?

Dad, meet Rahul.

Ohhhh! Son-in-law.

Hope you're not drunk right now?

Sorry Sir... l -... Dad, stop it.

Ri... Ri... Ri... Hi, baby, hi.

How are you?

Sherry.

- Aunty l'm... really scared of dogs.

l'm

- l'm really scared of dogs.

No no, don't worry

he won't do anything.

Don't be scared.

Just tickle his balls.

Cheee Phil.

Phil help him.

Help him. Come,

Rahul... come upstairs.

Don't be afraid.

Sorry Rahul, l haven't been

able to train him properly.

No it's okay. He's a very cute dog.

l'm talking about Phil.

- Home sweet home.

Have you carried rocks in this bag?

Phil come on. Help him

Where's granny?

- She's upstairs.

Allow me sir, to carry it.

Sherry... Sherry

- Sherry.

Come, Rahul.

There's a slight problem.

l hope you don't mind.

The guest bedroom's

under renovation right now.

So we thought you can

sleep between Nicole and me.

Ya?

What? You want to

sleep in Riana's room?

No no.

- So that's fine with you right?

The three of us can

cuddle up together.

No problem?

- No.

Joking!

Dad!

- Ohhh!

Sorry, Rahul.

Until now you thought

l was the crazy one.

But welcome to the mad house.

Come on, dad. - Something's

burning in the oven. - Coming.

Damn! We'll have to eat

burnt food again today.

He's a sweet guy

Yup he is.

So... are you guys dating now?

No.

Have you slept with him?

Phil she just said they're friends.

- Dad!

Just checking you know.

l'm your father after all.

He's a sweet guy.

He needed a break, so l got him along.

l think he likes her.

l think l like him.

He's rich.

We're just friends

Ya! friends

- Ri!

Steffy!

- Hi... - Hi.

How are you?

- How are you?

Hi baby.

Hi baby.

- Hi mom.

lf only you had given me a heads up,

l would have bought you a

pair of pregnancy jeans too.

Shut up! l've been on vacation.

lt's just some holiday weight.

Seems like it was a

rather heavy holiday.

lt's so lovely seeing you again Ri.

And... why are you so damn decked up?

Okay now don't freak out.

We're all going to the gymkhana.

No! l've cooked us dinner.

And l've just come. l'm so tired.

She's so tired Steff.

She's walked all the

way back from America.

l don't want to come.

l hate being amongst those oldies.

Dad, in a couple of years..

..you're going to be

part of the same category.

Come on, let's go.

- Alright. Let's go.

But -... with my son-in-law.

Ohhhhh!

- Dad, behave!

l forgot, Rahul's here.

Where's granny?

Oh Jesus!

Shameless boy.

What is your name?

Ummm

- Rahul.

The T.V. 's on.

Amitabh can see you.

What a shame!

Granny... granny... granny...

- Bloody fool.

Hi! l'm Steff.

Sorry. Granny has a bit of a problem.

Granny, you come with me. Come...

come - come along.

Come... come

- come along.

Where are you going?

- l'm just checking him out.

He's not that cute!

Hi!

- Hi!

Looking sharp.

- Thanks

l'm... l'm Karan.

Come on get ready...

We're all heading out.

Ya.

Ri, get your husband ready.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

- Happy New Year!

Happy New Year darling.

Happy New Year.

- Steffy... Steffy... be careful!

The last time he got drunk,

he ended up marrying Riana.

Rahul, ignore him please.

Stop it Phil, sit down,

Alright, alright! Who wants to dance?

Dance?

l'm going to dance from my seat.

The Punjabi belly dance!

How boring.

- Hey come on Rahul, let's dance.

No Sir. l don't...

Come on - come on...

You're family now, don't be shy.

Auntyji! lt's my favourite song!

Bye baby -bye dad, bye mom.

- Goodnight.

Phil, come on. Let's go.

Wake up, mumma.

l didn't know you had

such a fun side hidden...

...behind your boring personality.

Actually, neither did l.

You move your bum pretty

well on the dance floor.

You're not half as bad yourself.

Five on ten? Five and a half?

A perfect ten.

Eh idiot! That's mine.

Sorry Aunty.

Hello Mom, Happy New Year.

Thank you my darling.

Same to you my baby.

Where have you been?

l've been calling you

for the past two days.

l'm sorry.. l.. l was at work.

l wish this year, you had

been with us for New Years.

l wish l was there too.

How was your New Years?

lt was fantastic. You know...

The Shah's threw a party for the

Bulani's and everybody was there.

Rahul...

Shhhh shhhh shhhh!

Actually mom l got to be somewhere.

l'll see you soon. Okay?

See me?

l mean l'll... l'll call you soon.

Bye mom.

You're going to get me killed.

- Sorry!

Where are we going?

School.

School?

Come on.

l love this place.

lt's my favorite!

l wish l never had to leave.

We must be the first

people in the world..

..who've come to school on a holiday.

Shut up! Come.

This is where my super hot

boyfriend played basketball...

...while all the girls stared at him.

Really? l'm sure he dumped you for..

..one of those very same girls.

Very smart.

This is cool.

- Are they real?

Maybe.

All my school had was

books and strict teachers.

This library was more famous for

holding hands under the table...

...than reading books on the table.

My boyfriend and me

used to sit on that table.

Only hands? Not...

This is my school hall..

..where l performed

for the last time...

...before l had my accident.

lt's beautiful.

- lsn't it?

l was eight years old when l

performed here for the first time.

Right there.

And l know it's

cheesy but right from...

...that moment l knew l

only wanted to be a dancer.

You miss this stage a lot don't you?

Sometimes.

l'm sure this stage misses you too.

Shut up!

You're quite talented.

Stop pulling my leg.

l'm not pulling your leg. l'm serious.

You were a ballet dancer.

Wanted to become an architect.

You're a stylist and look at me.

l'm so... so...

So what?

Average.

Are you crazy?

That's you're best quality.

That l'm average?

What kind of a

backhanded compliment is that?

See, l've dated lots of men.

Some had great taste in music,

but didn't read.

Those who read, were really boring.

And those who were even

slightly interesting had...

...really long beards.

Some had a drinking problem...

some... Ri! Come to the point.

The point my friend is that

you don't do anything in excess.

And that's a quality

that's truly rare.

You, are perfectly average.

Average?

Yes!

l'm average.

l'm perfectly average.

l like that! Thank you.

Should l show you a secret place?

What is this?

My school's kissing spot.

Couples used to sneak

in here all the time.

And you?

Obviously.

My best friend Amu kept a watch

on the teachers from up there.

l had my first kiss here.

Thank you, Ri!

For changing my life.

Rahul! What was that?

What was that as in?

You like me, right?

No

- l mean... Ri, don't joke around.

Yes.. but not that way.

So then, what are we doing out here?

Rahul, l was just...

- Sh*t! Oh Sh*t!

Rahul! Hold on a second. Listen to me.

Rahul. Rahul, listen to me.

So what? You made a mistake.

l made a mistake? l made a mistake?

Yes... but why are you screaming?

Stuff like this

happens between friends.

What happens Ri?

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