El Gringo Page #5

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Have you talked to him?

Of course not.

Are you crazy?

- I'll fix your problem first.

- Don't worry about it now.

We need to be patient, baby.

You'll be so sexy, baby.

Don't even think about abortion.

- Hi, man.

- What's up, Henrique?

- How's it going?

- How you doing?

Your wife was telling me

about the solution to our problem.

- I was saying that...

- Let's take a seat.

- Come here...

- Get off me!

Look, you think

you're so clever, right?

So clever! How can you be so sure

that he planned this robbery?

Here, my love. Here!

Here, n*gger. Look.

That easy?

There's even an address.

I'm calling Maicon.

We found this

at the a**hole's office.

- So what?

- And the prick wrote down...

the number of the idiot

who did the job!

You're an idiot.

You're fine people, but nobody's

going rip me off like that.

- You're the idiot!

- No way.

Where's your money now?

Where is all the f***ing cash?

- Tell me!

- Take it easy, baby.

It's taken care of.

Let's go home.

Let's get lost.

Did you see

the TV show last night?

What TV show?

The reality show.

Do you know who was eliminated?

It was the sexy blonde girl

or the queer.

I know, the show you were

talking about the other day.

Yeah. Did you see who got eliminated?

- I don't watch it.

- I think it's all a set up.

The dude's kicked out

and the blonde will...

What happened, man?

Talk to him.

They grouped together

to eliminate the guy.

What guy?

They grouped together

to eliminate the guy!

What guy, man?

They grouped together

to eliminate him!

What are you saying?

Do me a favor.

Bring me my cell phone up here.

No problem.

Where is your phone?

I don't know.

It's on the table somewhere.

- Say, you're taking it.

- I'm taking it up there.

- Say you're going up.

- I'm going up.

I'm coming.

The roof caved in!

Don't move, man!

Don't move!

Sh*t! Son of a b*tch!

- What's up, Velinha.

- Who are you?

Santa Claus.

Bringing you a present.

Santa Claus doesn't do shootings.

Brother, I'll give you

just one chance.

I don't kill you,

and you give me my money.

Whose money, man?

I don't even know you.

- Who are you closed with?

- I'm gonna close you, n*gger!

- Give me my f***ing money!

- What are you talking about?

- Clayton!

- He's gone, my friend!

- What did you do to my brother?

- He's sitting on the Devil's lap!

Hey, loser, take this.

Let's f***ing

tear the place down!

- Wait, brother!

- Want another round?

Look here! I'm done.

Let's talk this out, okay?

- You want some pizza?

- Son of a b*tch!

What, it jammed?

That's one ballsy n*gger!

Where is my money?

You're giving me the finger?

I'm gonna cut it off.

Bring me the sword.

It's in the car, Bola.

I didn't think

we were gonna use it.

We're in the middle of the slums,

it's dangerous out there...

And you want me

to go fetch a sword?

What's that in your hand?

Go get it.

Gonna do a f***ing schedule

for the usage of this dawn sword.

Let me cut his head off.

You wanna cut his head off?

The finger is mine.

Deal.

So, are you telling me or not?

Will you wait for the sword to arrive?

Go look around, go on.

The f***er's not talking.

Hey, n*gger, I'm gonna

castrate you like a poodle.

Get it?

Bola, I found the money!

You see?

It didn't take me very long.

He put the suitcase

inside the oven, man!

- It's nice and hot.

- Way to go.

Why did you change bags?

THE BAG:

Velinha? Velinha?

Hey man! Come on in!

Velinha, Edmar came

for his portion.

- This is my friend Edgar.

- What's up?

- Who's that?

- That's good old Fininho.

He's my boy, you known?

A great partner.

Hey, what's that suitcase?

I told you.

We're sharing the cash...

but this Louis Vuitton bag

is for my mother.

With this kind of cash you can

buy the whole Louis Vuitton factory!

- Look at that!

- Fininho...

Look at all that cash, man!

Fininho, thanks for that day

you helped me, okay?

- Velinha, man?

- Right?

- Thanks, man.

- What's the f***, Velinha?

- What is this?

- Come on, Clayton!

This is for your mother, too.

She was there when I needed her.

It's all ours, brother.

You deserve it.

Fininho, come here.

Give it back.

US$ 600,00 for me,

you take the rest.

- Okay! Look at me!

- 007 in the house, man!

- Look at me!

- Sh*t, man!

- Totally 007!

- It's all ours.

- It was a pleasure, man.

- Thanks.

Good luck.

Just lost my patience with you.

One or two?

- One.

- Two.

Motherf***er!

- Suck it up your ass.

- Sh*t, man.

- Give me the cell phone.

- F***.

- Give it to me and shut up.

- Be quick, I'm low on credit.

Big Boss?

- Good evening, everybody.

- Good evening.

Today I would like to talk to you

about a theme that is always relevant...

at least in our country...

we're gonna talk about corruption.

Hello? Hi.

Okay, I'm putting it on now.

Okay?

Overbilling.

Tax evasion.

Buying elections.

Nepotism.

Buying judges, buying cops...

Bribery.

Money concealed

in underpants...

why the hell have we

heard those words...

and lived with those words...

for 10, 20, 30, 40, 50,

Why don't we do anything?

Why doesn't the situation change?

Suggestions?

- Hi.

- Deputy?

Hi, talk to me.

Maicon, here, I have your money.

This time it's for real.

Alright. Where will it be?

What do you mean?

The usual place.

- Jader?

- What, Sofia?

Your jacket.

- Hello?

- I'm not wearing a jacket.

- Deputy?

- Okay.

- Say it, what time?

- 11:
30 h.

I'll be there. Alright.

Bye.

I was watching you on TV.

You know that deputy

that was with us in Manaus?

- What's his name?

- That's Hernandez.

Hernandez, that's right.

Hernandez.

I thought he was mocking you.

You known, when you

went up to speak...

I think he started to badmouth you

with that other guy...

He's just a queer.

Do you want anything, Sofia?

A little money.

- May I?

- Of course!

I'll give it to you.

How much do you want?

One, two hundred...

Well. I must go now.

Okay?

Bye!

Your ass is still nice and firm!

You will see what's good!

Ouch!

That's a sexy little ass...!

- Calm down. No, no, no.

- Why not?

- The play is over.

- Are you cooling me off?

Just for now, because you're late.

Did you forget?

Alright.

- I'm really late.

- That's right.

Come here.

No matter what happens,

I love you. Okay?

Bye.

Stop, stop.

Julia, come here.

Come with me to deliver this suitcase.

Hop in.

- Why is that?

- Cos you're beautiful, perfect.

Come on.

Are you asking me

or ordering me?

Deputy, this is Maicon.

Listen, we're changing the place.

Okay, Alright.

I know where it is.

I know.

I'll be there shortly.

Bye.

Julia?

TWO YEARS BEFORE

Julia loves the sea.

Hi.

I love the sea, you know.

She loves the sun.

A man's hand.

The wind.

Do you want it?

No.

I love you.

What did you say?

- I didn't say anything.

- Yes, you did.

I heard you speak.

- Did I?

- Yeah.

- Say it again.

- I love you.

I love you.

I said I love you.

- You can't say that.

- I can. I love you.

Out of the blue?

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